Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵💫
@shmeltonshmain.bsky.social
Songwriter, ghostrider
Smarter than the average bear. Not smarter than an above-average bear.
Smarter than the average bear. Not smarter than an above-average bear.
Pinned
this is how i feel on social media
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All it takes is one bad gig.
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
All it takes is one bad gig.
Doing some cleaning before the end of the day, telling myself
"Move through the house like a Mary Poppins tornado."
"Move through the house like a Mary Poppins tornado."
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Doing some cleaning before the end of the day, telling myself
"Move through the house like a Mary Poppins tornado."
"Move through the house like a Mary Poppins tornado."
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While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
I love stupid AI.
"The image displays a replacement stylus or needle for a vintage phonograph record player."
How do I install
"Step 1: turn off the water supply"
"The image displays a replacement stylus or needle for a vintage phonograph record player."
How do I install
"Step 1: turn off the water supply"
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I love stupid AI.
"The image displays a replacement stylus or needle for a vintage phonograph record player."
How do I install
"Step 1: turn off the water supply"
"The image displays a replacement stylus or needle for a vintage phonograph record player."
How do I install
"Step 1: turn off the water supply"
Reposted by Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵💫
we could hide inside the giant christmas tree if you want to
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
we could hide inside the giant christmas tree if you want to
Reposted by Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵💫
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
Or I could heat these up the old fashioned way, in the microwave
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Or I could heat these up the old fashioned way, in the microwave
"Email me news, exclusive offers, and behind the scenes content."
No, Mattress Firm... I do not want Behind the Scenes content from Mattress Firm.
No, Mattress Firm... I do not want Behind the Scenes content from Mattress Firm.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Email me news, exclusive offers, and behind the scenes content."
No, Mattress Firm... I do not want Behind the Scenes content from Mattress Firm.
No, Mattress Firm... I do not want Behind the Scenes content from Mattress Firm.
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
First *called* Aggie penalty
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
First *called* Aggie penalty
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I would tell my doctor if I had a lump in my neck, but thank you for telling me I should
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I would tell my doctor if I had a lump in my neck, but thank you for telling me I should
"Friends sing together" more like "Tomorrow belongs to me"
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"Friends sing together" more like "Tomorrow belongs to me"
FUCKTHTGARBGE
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
FUCKTHTGARBGE
Such mixed feelings about this game: so intense because of the stakes, but actual joy to see them play again
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Such mixed feelings about this game: so intense because of the stakes, but actual joy to see them play again
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
💯
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I wonder which industry will make a lot of money if Americans get sicker
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I wonder which industry will make a lot of money if Americans get sicker
AFC North Baybeeeee! 6-4! 6-4!
🏈 AFC Playoff Standings after NFL Week 11
Division Leaders
1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Colts
4. Steelers
Wild Card Teams
5. Bills
6. Chargers
7. Jaguars
In The Hunt
8. Texans
9. Chiefs
10. Ravens
11. Dolphins
12. Bengals
13. Raiders
14. Jets
15. Browns
16. Titans
Division Leaders
1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Colts
4. Steelers
Wild Card Teams
5. Bills
6. Chargers
7. Jaguars
In The Hunt
8. Texans
9. Chiefs
10. Ravens
11. Dolphins
12. Bengals
13. Raiders
14. Jets
15. Browns
16. Titans
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
AFC North Baybeeeee! 6-4! 6-4!
"I'm here for the long haul" technically means you're not helping.
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"I'm here for the long haul" technically means you're not helping.
Knock knock
Hoosier
Hoosier
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Knock knock
Hoosier
Hoosier
In Norway they don't get bored, they get bjord
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
In Norway they don't get bored, they get bjord
I have to interact with too many portals! Bring back windows and counters! Boo Portals!
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have to interact with too many portals! Bring back windows and counters! Boo Portals!
Ken Paxton wants a pardon. He is sucking up to Trump to get one.
This is the entire story of the Tylenol Lawsuit.
#tylenol #KenPaxton #Trump
This is the entire story of the Tylenol Lawsuit.
#tylenol #KenPaxton #Trump
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ken Paxton wants a pardon. He is sucking up to Trump to get one.
This is the entire story of the Tylenol Lawsuit.
#tylenol #KenPaxton #Trump
This is the entire story of the Tylenol Lawsuit.
#tylenol #KenPaxton #Trump