Shorty Smurf
@shortysmurf411.bsky.social
He’s pretty good for a $25 dog 🤷🏻♂️
❤️Let’s try humanity❤️
❤️Let’s try humanity❤️
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“We told the truth. We obeyed the law. We kept the peace.” #PresidentCarter
Peace Force not Police Force
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Peace Force not Police Force
Why are the people we DON’T need to hear from the same as the people who won’t stop talking?
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Why are the people we DON’T need to hear from the same as the people who won’t stop talking?
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
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This Jacob Frey speech is incredible. "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis."
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This Jacob Frey speech is incredible. "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis."
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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Have you taken a moment to think about Rowlf today?
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Have you taken a moment to think about Rowlf today?
Don’t photograph your crime is like Criminal 101, no?
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Don’t photograph your crime is like Criminal 101, no?
Well THAT’S not a peanut butter Christmas tree…
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Well THAT’S not a peanut butter Christmas tree…
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I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
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Captain Fanta awarded me the Fancy Feast Peace Prize for always keeping his kibble topped off. 💀
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Captain Fanta awarded me the Fancy Feast Peace Prize for always keeping his kibble topped off. 💀
#CurtCignetti just said the reason IU won is because Indiana still has two non-Republican districts and he really hopes no one messes that up before the playoffs!
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
#CurtCignetti just said the reason IU won is because Indiana still has two non-Republican districts and he really hopes no one messes that up before the playoffs!
Okay I feel like someone should make me a billionaire so I can investigate what exactly happens to make rich people insane assholes. It’s for science, guys.
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Okay I feel like someone should make me a billionaire so I can investigate what exactly happens to make rich people insane assholes. It’s for science, guys.
He’s obviously getting paid for pardons, right?
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
He’s obviously getting paid for pardons, right?
Do you guys ever think about how many talented bands there are in the world and yet somehow Limp Bizkit became famous?
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Do you guys ever think about how many talented bands there are in the world and yet somehow Limp Bizkit became famous?
No son, normal voice is not too loud…if you’re in your own personal space. In my personal space we’re having quiet time.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No son, normal voice is not too loud…if you’re in your own personal space. In my personal space we’re having quiet time.
Real talk.
one more depression nap should do the trick
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Real talk.
Brookies are not good and cake pops are worse.
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Brookies are not good and cake pops are worse.
JFC with insurance being so stupid. Do I want to speak to a pharmacist about what are the side effects of missing a dose? No. What I want is for the doctor to prescribe meds and then to be able to pick them up on time at a reasonable price.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
JFC with insurance being so stupid. Do I want to speak to a pharmacist about what are the side effects of missing a dose? No. What I want is for the doctor to prescribe meds and then to be able to pick them up on time at a reasonable price.
$2.00 to anyone who can tell me what is up with my sinuses.
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
$2.00 to anyone who can tell me what is up with my sinuses.
People who drive white vehicles…why? And why is the answer so you can be easily seen when you’re bad at driving on the interstate?
October 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
People who drive white vehicles…why? And why is the answer so you can be easily seen when you’re bad at driving on the interstate?
The 10 and 11-year olds feel that the Nobel Peace Prize should be awarded to someone who either feeds the hungry or makes the world better by cleaning up pollution. I know someone who would definitely not win if these two kids voted.
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The 10 and 11-year olds feel that the Nobel Peace Prize should be awarded to someone who either feeds the hungry or makes the world better by cleaning up pollution. I know someone who would definitely not win if these two kids voted.
Hey y’all. What I’m hearing now is that this is all the fault of a guy named Habeas “Frank” Corpus?
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hey y’all. What I’m hearing now is that this is all the fault of a guy named Habeas “Frank” Corpus?
Guys, what I’m hearing now is this is the fault of the 1990s Grunge Music scene.
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Guys, what I’m hearing now is this is the fault of the 1990s Grunge Music scene.