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"Sign up for a free account to use our app"
Oh. I see. So you don't want me to use your app. Gotcha.
Oh. I see. So you don't want me to use your app. Gotcha.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"Sign up for a free account to use our app"
Oh. I see. So you don't want me to use your app. Gotcha.
Oh. I see. So you don't want me to use your app. Gotcha.
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the first human to log on
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
the first human to log on
Caves of Qud
it's also 3 shader programmers and ~2 of them are the same person
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Caves of Qud
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As an appreciator of cubes, out of all of today's announcement, a cube-shaped computer honestly tops things for me. I don't even care what's in it. Merely that it is a cube.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
As an appreciator of cubes, out of all of today's announcement, a cube-shaped computer honestly tops things for me. I don't even care what's in it. Merely that it is a cube.
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AI is going to replace me? AI cant even eat a taco lol
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
AI is going to replace me? AI cant even eat a taco lol
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[after playing balatro] i have a new game idea, what if you could play multiplayer poker
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
[after playing balatro] i have a new game idea, what if you could play multiplayer poker
@unormal.bsky.social I just finished the first half of Long Sun. Oh my Lord.
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
@unormal.bsky.social I just finished the first half of Long Sun. Oh my Lord.
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who being a sexy dromad merchant for halloween
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
who being a sexy dromad merchant for halloween
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it's just so insane to be anti-vax; its one of the great technologies, and probably int he top 5 along with industrial agriculture, anti-biotics, vaccines ... i dunno tacos?? horses???
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
it's just so insane to be anti-vax; its one of the great technologies, and probably int he top 5 along with industrial agriculture, anti-biotics, vaccines ... i dunno tacos?? horses???
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“I know not with which OS Caves of Qud will be coded, but Caves of Qud 2 will be coded with sticks and stones.” - Albert Einstein, more or less
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“I know not with which OS Caves of Qud will be coded, but Caves of Qud 2 will be coded with sticks and stones.” - Albert Einstein, more or less
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clusters of discarded worldships cluttering lagrange points like so much caviar
October 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
clusters of discarded worldships cluttering lagrange points like so much caviar
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My only thoughts on kernel level anticheat is that if your game needs it, I don't want to play that game. Like just straight up if it's worth folk's time to cheat en masse in an experience, it's a signal to me that my energies are better spent on anything else in life.
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My only thoughts on kernel level anticheat is that if your game needs it, I don't want to play that game. Like just straight up if it's worth folk's time to cheat en masse in an experience, it's a signal to me that my energies are better spent on anything else in life.
Caves of Qud
the ape strides in on crooked hands
he walks up to my chicken cutlet and takes it
in those weird, inhuman paws
and eats it with gusto
that was my chicken cutlet
he walks up to my chicken cutlet and takes it
in those weird, inhuman paws
and eats it with gusto
that was my chicken cutlet
October 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Caves of Qud
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posts not legal, medical or astronomical advice please seek the opinon of a professional all posts valid only in the lower 48 states warranty void where prohibited
October 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
posts not legal, medical or astronomical advice please seek the opinon of a professional all posts valid only in the lower 48 states warranty void where prohibited
Y'all ever just cuddle your homunculus? #cuddleyourhomunculus
October 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Y'all ever just cuddle your homunculus? #cuddleyourhomunculus
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THIS DOESNT WORK IN REAL LIFE
Early tip for new Final Fantasy Tactics players- you can throw stones at your own party members and you get XP and JP for it
October 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
THIS DOESNT WORK IN REAL LIFE
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venmo but you send various meats and cheeses
September 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
venmo but you send various meats and cheeses
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species that has video games but no imsimms because they havent invented air vents
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
species that has video games but no imsimms because they havent invented air vents
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The thing is, this has been going on for 15,000 years. Mammoths walked north america just 5,000 years ago. Birds used to darken the sky. Buffalo the ground. Shoals of fish so numerous you could pluck them out of the water. If we stop it, it will be for the first time in 15,000 years.
everything alive is being killed and no one notices anymore
World’s oceans fail key health check as acidity crosses critical threshold for marine life
Scientists call for renewed global effort to curb fossil fuels as seven of nine planetary boundaries now transgressed
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The thing is, this has been going on for 15,000 years. Mammoths walked north america just 5,000 years ago. Birds used to darken the sky. Buffalo the ground. Shoals of fish so numerous you could pluck them out of the water. If we stop it, it will be for the first time in 15,000 years.
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as you can see here our officers recovered a bullet featuring a tiny bawdy portrait of my wife addressed to the shooter and signed with lipstick kisses. we are investigating whether this was done via some form of silk screening or if my wife can instead become very small. we have no further comment
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
as you can see here our officers recovered a bullet featuring a tiny bawdy portrait of my wife addressed to the shooter and signed with lipstick kisses. we are investigating whether this was done via some form of silk screening or if my wife can instead become very small. we have no further comment
@iwriteok.bsky.social how about "Oh my god, we're running behind! Behind the Bastards!"
September 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social how about "Oh my god, we're running behind! Behind the Bastards!"