MᴀᴛᴛA
@shropshirematt.bsky.social
Ow bist mon? Proud Salopian. Comedy, nature & real ale lover. Oh and I love photography, especially nature, light, and buildings.
#Shropshire #Salop
#Shropshire #Salop
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Happy Christmas everyone, just remember, you'll get to stage 4 soon enough
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Christmas everyone, just remember, you'll get to stage 4 soon enough
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
After a remarkably underwhelming day of terrestrial TV offerings, BBC2 are attempting to make amends from 21.15 onwards with possibly the first showing of 'Jaws' on any of the BBC channels - which thankfully means no ad breaks - followed by the documentary 'Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story'.
December 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
After a remarkably underwhelming day of terrestrial TV offerings, BBC2 are attempting to make amends from 21.15 onwards with possibly the first showing of 'Jaws' on any of the BBC channels - which thankfully means no ad breaks - followed by the documentary 'Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story'.
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
I was already addicted to advocaat but once I started adding lemonade and lime juice it snowballed.
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I was already addicted to advocaat but once I started adding lemonade and lime juice it snowballed.
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
If you do get one of these for Christmas please be a responsible owner and pick-up after them.
December 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
If you do get one of these for Christmas please be a responsible owner and pick-up after them.
Did Charles Dickens create the first multiverse with the Christmas Carol?
Tiny Tim dying and not dying.
Tiny Tim dying and not dying.
December 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Did Charles Dickens create the first multiverse with the Christmas Carol?
Tiny Tim dying and not dying.
Tiny Tim dying and not dying.
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
How high can you jump on different planets?
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
How high can you jump on different planets?
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Porridge - No Way Out (24th December 1975). "They dug another tunnel and put the earth down there".
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Porridge - No Way Out (24th December 1975). "They dug another tunnel and put the earth down there".
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Here's Cernunnos, wishing you all a merry Yuletide, however you celebrate!
The name Cernunnos appears in an inscription on a first-century CE Roman pillar from Gaul, associated with a horned figure.
The name Cernunnos appears in an inscription on a first-century CE Roman pillar from Gaul, associated with a horned figure.
December 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Here's Cernunnos, wishing you all a merry Yuletide, however you celebrate!
The name Cernunnos appears in an inscription on a first-century CE Roman pillar from Gaul, associated with a horned figure.
The name Cernunnos appears in an inscription on a first-century CE Roman pillar from Gaul, associated with a horned figure.
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Hey everyone! So, time to give my little shop a shout out! There’s lots of stuff there, including artwork, personalised cartoons, and maps and stuff! Come on in and check it all out! instachaaz.shop
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hey everyone! So, time to give my little shop a shout out! There’s lots of stuff there, including artwork, personalised cartoons, and maps and stuff! Come on in and check it all out! instachaaz.shop
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
It's Christmas Eve! 😄🎄🎁
Keep calm and have a good day, folks ☕️
Keep calm and have a good day, folks ☕️
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It's Christmas Eve! 😄🎄🎁
Keep calm and have a good day, folks ☕️
Keep calm and have a good day, folks ☕️
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Wiki is run by a non-profit and needs our support. If you value Wikipedia’s independence and can afford to give, even a little, then please do. Only around 2% of users support it with donations. Be part of the 3% 😉
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wiki is run by a non-profit and needs our support. If you value Wikipedia’s independence and can afford to give, even a little, then please do. Only around 2% of users support it with donations. Be part of the 3% 😉
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Anyone can read the redactions of the Epstein Files by just copying and pasting them into a word doc. The people at Trump's Justice Department are so stupid they used Adobe Acrobat to black out the documents.
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anyone can read the redactions of the Epstein Files by just copying and pasting them into a word doc. The people at Trump's Justice Department are so stupid they used Adobe Acrobat to black out the documents.
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Could the staff member who foraged all the purple Quality Streets please make themselves known so we can staple the one you missed to your P45 thanks
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Could the staff member who foraged all the purple Quality Streets please make themselves known so we can staple the one you missed to your P45 thanks
If we sorted Brexit, we'd improve the economy and have access to defence partners.
It would all be for nothing if the environment isn't sorted though.
It would all be for nothing if the environment isn't sorted though.
YouGov most important issues tracker, 20-22 December 2025
Economy: 53% (-1 from 13-15 Dec)
Immigration: 51% (=)
Health: 32% (-3)
Defence: 20% (=)
Crime: 20% (=)
Tax: 17% (-1)
Housing: 17% (+1)
Environment: 16% (+2)
Welfare: 16% (-1)
Brexit: 13% (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
Economy: 53% (-1 from 13-15 Dec)
Immigration: 51% (=)
Health: 32% (-3)
Defence: 20% (=)
Crime: 20% (=)
Tax: 17% (-1)
Housing: 17% (+1)
Environment: 16% (+2)
Welfare: 16% (-1)
Brexit: 13% (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If we sorted Brexit, we'd improve the economy and have access to defence partners.
It would all be for nothing if the environment isn't sorted though.
It would all be for nothing if the environment isn't sorted though.
Well this week I've spotted a fresh green oak leaf and Green Alkanet in flower in December.
This is worrying.
This is worrying.
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Well this week I've spotted a fresh green oak leaf and Green Alkanet in flower in December.
This is worrying.
This is worrying.
Me waiting for Father Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Me waiting for Father Christmas.
Reposted by MᴀᴛᴛA
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched!
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched!