Miss Robusta Capp
@siciliangecko.bsky.social
Glamorous, exciting woman of the world trapped in the body of a chubby 🇵🇷🇨🇺🏳️🌈 boy from the projects.
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cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
My pits are so ripe, I can smell them even when my arms are down...
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My pits are so ripe, I can smell them even when my arms are down...
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
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POV: it’s my birthday and you’re taking me out to dinner before putting me in the hotel cuck chair.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
POV: it’s my birthday and you’re taking me out to dinner before putting me in the hotel cuck chair.
I wish I knew photoshop. At least enough to correct some of your work.
If you advertise, it's should be:
NO DRUGS, CONDOMS, OR BOTTOMS ALLOWED.
Remember, cumdumps, commas fall in natural pauses of speech.
♥️
If you advertise, it's should be:
NO DRUGS, CONDOMS, OR BOTTOMS ALLOWED.
Remember, cumdumps, commas fall in natural pauses of speech.
♥️
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I wish I knew photoshop. At least enough to correct some of your work.
If you advertise, it's should be:
NO DRUGS, CONDOMS, OR BOTTOMS ALLOWED.
Remember, cumdumps, commas fall in natural pauses of speech.
♥️
If you advertise, it's should be:
NO DRUGS, CONDOMS, OR BOTTOMS ALLOWED.
Remember, cumdumps, commas fall in natural pauses of speech.
♥️
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Having to talk about AI as if it’s a serious concern and not a money laundering scheme is taking years off my life
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Having to talk about AI as if it’s a serious concern and not a money laundering scheme is taking years off my life
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This is good information to save now that it’s Eat-the-Rich season. We can all enjoy a bit of billionaire tartar as a treat, but billionaire is safer for regular consumption when properly cooked.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is good information to save now that it’s Eat-the-Rich season. We can all enjoy a bit of billionaire tartar as a treat, but billionaire is safer for regular consumption when properly cooked.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
Would anyone be interested in seeing a Christmas cabaret on Saturday, December 20th, at Stonewall with me? Nothing planned, just putting out feelers.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Would anyone be interested in seeing a Christmas cabaret on Saturday, December 20th, at Stonewall with me? Nothing planned, just putting out feelers.
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Just got hired at OpenAI! You're looking at the new junior developer joining the ideation team [I'm in charge of getting getting chatgpt to initiate suicide pacts with the elderly]
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just got hired at OpenAI! You're looking at the new junior developer joining the ideation team [I'm in charge of getting getting chatgpt to initiate suicide pacts with the elderly]
In my next life, I want to come back as his towel.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
In my next life, I want to come back as his towel.
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Let the record show the leaders of Pro-life party took deliberate action to starve millions of Americans. Further, these same people shutdown the government because they want to give tax breaks to their rich friends, at the expense of higher healthcare payments for regular Americans.
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Let the record show the leaders of Pro-life party took deliberate action to starve millions of Americans. Further, these same people shutdown the government because they want to give tax breaks to their rich friends, at the expense of higher healthcare payments for regular Americans.
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I don't think people fully realize how brutal a vise Republicans are in now. If they cave tomorrow Democrats get all the credit for giving people healthcare. If they somehow bypass the filibuster they get a year plus of headlines about ripping people's healthcare away.
"Republicans are keeping the government closed, starving kids, and making you miss your Thanksgiving flights because they want your healthcare costs to go through the roof" is actually a pretty effective message for Democrats
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I don't think people fully realize how brutal a vise Republicans are in now. If they cave tomorrow Democrats get all the credit for giving people healthcare. If they somehow bypass the filibuster they get a year plus of headlines about ripping people's healthcare away.
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"Over a period of six months, researchers estimate that COVID-19 infections led to 2.24 extra cases of myocarditis or pericarditis per 100,000 children, while vaccinations led to 0.85 extra cases per 100,000."
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Study compares heart risks of COVID-19 infection and vaccination, and the results may surprise you
The risk of children developing rare but serious heart complications is higher after a COVID-19 infection than after vaccination, according to a new study.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"Over a period of six months, researchers estimate that COVID-19 infections led to 2.24 extra cases of myocarditis or pericarditis per 100,000 children, while vaccinations led to 0.85 extra cases per 100,000."
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
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McConnell orders the government to fully fund SNAP benefits for November immediately via TRO—written order to come.
Any motion for a stay is denied. The Court will stand adjourned.
Wow.
Any motion for a stay is denied. The Court will stand adjourned.
Wow.
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
McConnell orders the government to fully fund SNAP benefits for November immediately via TRO—written order to come.
Any motion for a stay is denied. The Court will stand adjourned.
Wow.
Any motion for a stay is denied. The Court will stand adjourned.
Wow.
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How kids on vacation stand when their mom says “let’s get a nice one for Grandma”
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How kids on vacation stand when their mom says “let’s get a nice one for Grandma”
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
So TODAY is when my anxiety decides to rear her ugly head after a night of insomnia when I have no choice but to go into the office. Ok.
I'm in a taxi at the moment because fuck the MTA when I'm feeling like this.
Please, Great Raisin in the sky, drop $10 million on my lap. This sucks.
I'm in a taxi at the moment because fuck the MTA when I'm feeling like this.
Please, Great Raisin in the sky, drop $10 million on my lap. This sucks.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
So TODAY is when my anxiety decides to rear her ugly head after a night of insomnia when I have no choice but to go into the office. Ok.
I'm in a taxi at the moment because fuck the MTA when I'm feeling like this.
Please, Great Raisin in the sky, drop $10 million on my lap. This sucks.
I'm in a taxi at the moment because fuck the MTA when I'm feeling like this.
Please, Great Raisin in the sky, drop $10 million on my lap. This sucks.