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You know that episode of star trek voyager where the doctor makes a holonovel that begins with him coming out and introduces both the story and the concept of stories. I think all games should do that
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
That's life!
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Antiwoke guy who's pissed off because he thinks that lockheed martin refuse to hire cis employees
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
[me after seeing two guys sucking each others hard cocks] Well well if it isn't two men
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Last night I had a dream concerning "Goonbubbling" which was some kind of online pervert subculture where they would put fortune cookie style slips of gooning instructions inside plastic vending machine capsules and distribute them to other perverts. I believe this is a million-dollar idea.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
[after being escorted from the circus for trying to get all the clowns ejected for being dressed stupid] Well the fact I could believe it, tells you some stuff about our society these days. And satire requires, a clarity of purpose, lest some other stuff
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Wodehouse that contains material that may be unsuitable for some younger viewers
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Free dril, idiots
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
guy responding to a picture of a married couple kissing with "@grok make them related"
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Not sure how chrysippus is relevant here. Just show me the donkey please
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Holy shit. If this is true it could be fukicng MASSIVE....
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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traditional software development is dead
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Department of Dog Murder issues report of "record low" morale from members of the Elite Dog Murder Corps. "People hate that they keep poisoning dogs. I guess they like dogs", said the Secretary of Dog Murder in an Ello post this morning, "They keep shouting at us and yelling at us to stop. It sucks"
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Putting a plastic bag on your head and suffocating is healthy for you
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
how would history be different if zach hill found out about a different Magic deck archetype than the control deck. like mono red aggro. Then death grips' music would be really harsh and aggressive
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I hope I get €200,000
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Me when anything happens
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 AM
What's the opposite of 9/11. Building two skyscrapers? To fix america's foreign policy we have to extrajudicially sneak into the country and build two skyscrapers
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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some of the problems in this country can't be solved by gaming
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Guys on Bluesky right before replying “is that supposed to be a joke?” to a joke with 80,000 likes
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
some spec tagline work

The great taste that tastes great - forever. with all of the taste - and NO artificial colours or flavourings. "MM - it's delicious." Enjoy it with confidence. The others can't compare... The flavour you crave
January 18, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Speaking as a gynecologist myself, seeing a hairy pussy makes me want to barf
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM