Commissioner Bloops
@sidayshon.bsky.social
I can't find my keys so I'm just gonna talk to people close by.
he/him
he/him
Pinned
stuffing the minions each into their own private safe deposit box
R is a vowel. "Car" is a diphthong and bird can be spelled 'brd'. I will die on this hill.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
R is a vowel. "Car" is a diphthong and bird can be spelled 'brd'. I will die on this hill.
Is there a Papa Yaga?
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Is there a Papa Yaga?
Shrek is to 9/11 like Cats is to COVID
November 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Shrek is to 9/11 like Cats is to COVID
Utilizing badly translated Chinese product info booklets is vibe-reading
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Utilizing badly translated Chinese product info booklets is vibe-reading
Everyone talking about gonnhosyphyherpilaids when we need to be talking about ibuprofamphetaminophempic
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Everyone talking about gonnhosyphyherpilaids when we need to be talking about ibuprofamphetaminophempic
MTG only learned how to be comfortable being mean to the president. It's a shame for her she can't discern between parties. Its the logical conclusion when you believe both parties are the same
October 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
MTG only learned how to be comfortable being mean to the president. It's a shame for her she can't discern between parties. Its the logical conclusion when you believe both parties are the same
People in government thinking "if I don't say the specific latin phrase that's considered the offense, I'm fuckin golden, bro"
October 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
People in government thinking "if I don't say the specific latin phrase that's considered the offense, I'm fuckin golden, bro"
As someone cynical towards sports it does make my heart feel strangely warm to see a man solve baseball.
October 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
As someone cynical towards sports it does make my heart feel strangely warm to see a man solve baseball.
'Chuck Schumer's stern response to No Kings protestors'
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
'Chuck Schumer's stern response to No Kings protestors'
I just learned about the concept of October surprise last year. Is there a way I could conceptualize what it might be before it happens?
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I just learned about the concept of October surprise last year. Is there a way I could conceptualize what it might be before it happens?
SpongeBob meme showing dirty diapers that are evidence of Republicans being actual, literal, swastika loving Nazis. I don't have the heart to slap that together.
October 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
SpongeBob meme showing dirty diapers that are evidence of Republicans being actual, literal, swastika loving Nazis. I don't have the heart to slap that together.
Why don't we give all the people in the country free healthcare and make the companies that have upwards of $10,000,000,000,000 pay for it
October 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why don't we give all the people in the country free healthcare and make the companies that have upwards of $10,000,000,000,000 pay for it
You weren't a 'clean', slur-free Republican. You were under trained and not as prepared as MAGA
October 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You weren't a 'clean', slur-free Republican. You were under trained and not as prepared as MAGA
Of all the people to act like they just fell out of a coconut tree and does not exist in the context of all in which she lives and what came before her
October 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Of all the people to act like they just fell out of a coconut tree and does not exist in the context of all in which she lives and what came before her
If I say the quiet part out loud I hope my allies interrupt or inform me instead of taking action
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
If I say the quiet part out loud I hope my allies interrupt or inform me instead of taking action
What if VideoGameDunkey gives the review numbers out of 10 as the video length?
It makes Ratatouille getting a 12 very funny.
It makes Ratatouille getting a 12 very funny.
October 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What if VideoGameDunkey gives the review numbers out of 10 as the video length?
It makes Ratatouille getting a 12 very funny.
It makes Ratatouille getting a 12 very funny.
Gambling and Stocks are both puzzling to me. At a certain point the gains or losses become a number and not an amount. Thats when it loses me. I want to spend money and gambling is a boring way to spend money?
October 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Gambling and Stocks are both puzzling to me. At a certain point the gains or losses become a number and not an amount. Thats when it loses me. I want to spend money and gambling is a boring way to spend money?
Circumcision and autism is just another way for these shitbirds to take away focus from autistic women...again...as they always have
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Circumcision and autism is just another way for these shitbirds to take away focus from autistic women...again...as they always have
So we can say with 85% accuracy that Bill Maher is formulating another inflammatory outburst so he can get kicked off HBO and pull the CBS parachute with inflated ratings.
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
So we can say with 85% accuracy that Bill Maher is formulating another inflammatory outburst so he can get kicked off HBO and pull the CBS parachute with inflated ratings.
Trumps got that big greasy heart in the hopes it outweighs his sins
October 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Trumps got that big greasy heart in the hopes it outweighs his sins
Reposted by Commissioner Bloops
>its 2017
>there are meme frogs at a protest
>its 2025
>there are meme frogs at a protest
>there are meme frogs at a protest
>its 2025
>there are meme frogs at a protest
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
>its 2017
>there are meme frogs at a protest
>its 2025
>there are meme frogs at a protest
>there are meme frogs at a protest
>its 2025
>there are meme frogs at a protest
MAGA got tadpole brains
October 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
MAGA got tadpole brains
Here lies Comissioner Bloops. Founder of the weirdest way to agree with the statement you said after 5 minutes of silence
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Here lies Comissioner Bloops. Founder of the weirdest way to agree with the statement you said after 5 minutes of silence