Sienna Barton
sienbarton.bsky.social
Sienna Barton
@sienbarton.bsky.social
Blessed with good ideas but cursed with the inability to be succinct about them
If using ai wasn’t deeply unethical I might use it to make a sketch where a nun with adhd invented rosary beads as a fidget toy but her invention is perceived as a holy tribute to Christ
April 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Hey girls… can we put spyware on your phone? @wired.com @404media.co
March 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
One time I went to Shanghai Village for dinner and they were playing Another Day in Paradise on a loop and idk if you’re familiar with that song but the start and finish are the same and maybe there’s no hell or purgatory just dumpling places blasting Phil Collins
February 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My insomniac ass at 4:30 this morning:
February 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Ugly ass
January 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Ok so my Australian friend currently located in Australia has lost access to TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
As a woman of colour it is my duty to say offensive things in front of my white friends and watch for their reaction
January 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Where are all the American purse pigeon girls going
January 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Telling my kids this is Emilia Perez
January 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
In Australia it’s actually illegal to call her anything but “Our Nicole”
Nicole Kidman stuns for the #GoldenGlobes.
January 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
In a really dark place rn (a Centrelink jobseeker provider)
January 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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2025 will be the year of the luddites
January 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If AI’s so great then how come no one has used it to replace Jerry on every episode of Seinfeld
January 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
It’s always wizard or wizardess but never wizardthem
December 23, 2024 at 8:32 AM
Give the people what we want (his skincare routine)
another pic dropped ‼️
December 20, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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What ever you think about Peter Dutton’s politics we can all agree he looks cartoonishly evil
December 9, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Oh…
December 9, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Hemingway wishes he could write this
December 8, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I’ve never said “no doy” before but…
December 7, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Meet me at the Danny Devito lookalike contest
November 24, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Today I was driving and a man tried to cut me off and then honked at me, so I did a jerking off motion through the driver’s seat window. He was in a ute and I was in a Ford Fiesta. Diet Pepsi played in the background. I felt close to god.
November 20, 2024 at 8:29 AM
I’m really rooting for this platform to succeed because I never really put in the effort on twitter and then I just missed the boat, and I would really like to be appreciated in my era
November 18, 2024 at 12:22 PM
My Halloween 2024 costume (I was the bouquet)
November 16, 2024 at 1:20 AM