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Björk 182
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I hate computers.
look at my dentist’s office dawg 😭
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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been having a tough time lately nana

AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I don’t think swapping a Musk-controlled Twitter for a Trump-controlled Twitter would be much of an upgrade, so you have to have the new owner that is 100% disinterested in changing anything about it. Here is my proposal: hand it over to the Apache Foundation.
Years ago @osmanfaruqi.bsky.social did a hot take that Twitter [as it was then] should be nationalised because it was too valuable a piece of social infrastructure to remain in private hands, and time has proven him right beyond all expectations
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
They looked at your posts and decided not to ask you for an id
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
*clears throat*

Jarnaby Boyce
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A mosquito is just a very small mosque.
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
do kids learn anything anymore
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The fanciest Christmas bus I’ve ever seen
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Remember when Google declared code red in 2022 in response to ChatGPT?
Internal memo: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman declares a "code red" to shift more resources into improving ChatGPT amid rising competition, delaying other plans like ads (The Information)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is the kind of tax advise you get on ozbargain. This is the site where all the juice is now.
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Councils should cease to exist.
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Teens will soon start talking over a shared google doc, so google will have another chat app whether they like it or not
Scoop: The most popular apps in Australia right now are social media platforms not included in the teen ban (so far).

This comes as teens make videos recommending that they all migrate to these alternative platforms to get around the ban — something experts warned about.

www.crikey.com.au/20...
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is so funny
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Getting QT’d by Drew Pavlou and Aimee Terese on the same day, how’s your day going
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Broke: test cricket

Woke: release cricket
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
get fucked
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Nature is healing.
People are queuing at Messina. What is this? Sydney 2008? Canberra 2019?
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Saw this lady at a traffic light in Pyrmont this morning. She’s real
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Just watched the segment, I think napalm is a good moderate position
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Open tabs rot stage: some of my permanently open “read later” safari tabs now show domain parking page 😭
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
That’s NBN all over again
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
the comedy equivalent of a broken clock
the Bee gets most of its clicks pandering to the absolutely dullest caricatures of the left possible so most of their work is dogshit but occasionally they’ll punch right and purely from a comedy standpoint it’s almost always a million times better
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Did a deadlift on my birthday, as a treat to myself.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM