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Simian Industries
@simianindustries.bsky.social
Giant nerd. I build buildings. And fix stuff. I make things go.
I have no fewer than three meetings before noon on a Wednesday tho
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I don't know why I let you talk me into this, there ain't shit going on
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
You know what you did/are doing
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I'd change my number too, never heard of the guy but I'm sure he's a skeevy piece of shit
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Well we have stand your ground laws that allow us to shoot masked kidnappers that refuse to identify themselves and you can tell seems legit LEOs between those two data points and how they obviously have zero training.

"Who needs courage when you have a gun?"
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 AM
We can fit lots of junk in my trunk.

Even more if we pull the liner out and the spare tire too. Tons of space. And I have roadside assistance with State Farm a spare tire isn't all that useful. I've only needed one twice and the first time the goddamn thing was flat.

Moar suitery!##
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
WAIT THAT'S ME!!!!11221341
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I mean, I just wet lapped a water block with the nickel coating flaking off and sanded through the sides of two fingers. This is far from the first time I've done this and I keep forgetting to wear gloves or build a jig to hold what I'm lapping.

Gonna make the next three weeks so painful! :D
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I lost mine YEARS ago. Somehow they keep sending me paychecks
January 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The second one is a real cutie you should do that
January 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Wahooo!
Now is the time for me and my weird cat art to shine 🙀
www.leoboyd.com/read-all-abo...
January 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Just yell "it's coming right for me" first
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Oh fuck it looks even better here
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Holy shit that looks amazing!!!
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Good news: you can beat the unholy fuck out of it

Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Must be realllllyyy awesome to see how far you've come! Your art has always been amazing but you work extremely hard and do keep improving
January 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM