Simian Industries
@simianindustries.bsky.social
Giant nerd. I build buildings. And fix stuff. I make things go.
Didn't sleepmush for the last two nights which gave me plenty of time to organize my giant mess and finish a bunch of tiny projects. Instead of sleeping.
30 minutes late to work, the morning sun in my eyes the entire drive in. I'm just short of a panic attack, never actually had one. I finally get
30 minutes late to work, the morning sun in my eyes the entire drive in. I'm just short of a panic attack, never actually had one. I finally get
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Didn't sleepmush for the last two nights which gave me plenty of time to organize my giant mess and finish a bunch of tiny projects. Instead of sleeping.
30 minutes late to work, the morning sun in my eyes the entire drive in. I'm just short of a panic attack, never actually had one. I finally get
30 minutes late to work, the morning sun in my eyes the entire drive in. I'm just short of a panic attack, never actually had one. I finally get
And now I can't sleep for the second night in a row. I have to work two more days then do a ton of driving Wednesday to grab a friend and get us to FC!
I'm gonna be dead until Fri at best. All I want is to have a cutie snuggle up to me and tell me everything will be ok
And I can see/touch a boobie
I'm gonna be dead until Fri at best. All I want is to have a cutie snuggle up to me and tell me everything will be ok
And I can see/touch a boobie
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 AM
And now I can't sleep for the second night in a row. I have to work two more days then do a ton of driving Wednesday to grab a friend and get us to FC!
I'm gonna be dead until Fri at best. All I want is to have a cutie snuggle up to me and tell me everything will be ok
And I can see/touch a boobie
I'm gonna be dead until Fri at best. All I want is to have a cutie snuggle up to me and tell me everything will be ok
And I can see/touch a boobie
This. Sucks. With everything going to shit people seem well adjusted anyway? Nazis and executions aren't causing them deep anxiety and fear?
...OHHHH RIGHT! The people this way are either working, and masking because fuck retail, but they're all married, in a relationship of some sort, or engaged!
...OHHHH RIGHT! The people this way are either working, and masking because fuck retail, but they're all married, in a relationship of some sort, or engaged!
January 12, 2026 at 8:11 AM
This. Sucks. With everything going to shit people seem well adjusted anyway? Nazis and executions aren't causing them deep anxiety and fear?
...OHHHH RIGHT! The people this way are either working, and masking because fuck retail, but they're all married, in a relationship of some sort, or engaged!
...OHHHH RIGHT! The people this way are either working, and masking because fuck retail, but they're all married, in a relationship of some sort, or engaged!
Change your damn HVAV filters. This is a MERV8, and not even six months old.
Glad I'm not breathing this in
Glad I'm not breathing this in
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Change your damn HVAV filters. This is a MERV8, and not even six months old.
Glad I'm not breathing this in
Glad I'm not breathing this in
I hate this country
SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I hate this country
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Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
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your train has arrived
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
your train has arrived
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after five hours of sensory overload i stumbled into the booth for Persona AI, which brags that they have an on-PC AI image generator that functions without using the internet
it prompted me to ask it to generate an image. having never used one of these things, i panicked.
it prompted me to ask it to generate an image. having never used one of these things, i panicked.
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
after five hours of sensory overload i stumbled into the booth for Persona AI, which brags that they have an on-PC AI image generator that functions without using the internet
it prompted me to ask it to generate an image. having never used one of these things, i panicked.
it prompted me to ask it to generate an image. having never used one of these things, i panicked.
Valentine's day, my middle school had candygrams you could send to other students. Seven times a day, for about two weeks someone would swing in to hands then out. They'd publicly announce the name, and hand the candy off.
I never got one. It was an hourly reminder I didn't need.
Thanks, adults.
I never got one. It was an hourly reminder I didn't need.
Thanks, adults.
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Valentine's day, my middle school had candygrams you could send to other students. Seven times a day, for about two weeks someone would swing in to hands then out. They'd publicly announce the name, and hand the candy off.
I never got one. It was an hourly reminder I didn't need.
Thanks, adults.
I never got one. It was an hourly reminder I didn't need.
Thanks, adults.
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January 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Good news: you can beat the unholy fuck out of it
Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card
Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Good news: you can beat the unholy fuck out of it
Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card
Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card
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AuraFlex has one of the cooler products at CES 2026. It's what they call a photonic muscle. Basically these soft bundles have an LED in them that makes the material contract in a way that functions like a muscle. You can use them to replace larger mechanical motors
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
AuraFlex has one of the cooler products at CES 2026. It's what they call a photonic muscle. Basically these soft bundles have an LED in them that makes the material contract in a way that functions like a muscle. You can use them to replace larger mechanical motors
Fancy shit just better not fuck up my commute.
Modern society says beautiful snow is an inconvenience and shouldn't be pretty
Modern society says beautiful snow is an inconvenience and shouldn't be pretty
January 8, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Fancy shit just better not fuck up my commute.
Modern society says beautiful snow is an inconvenience and shouldn't be pretty
Modern society says beautiful snow is an inconvenience and shouldn't be pretty
I don't know exactly what it means but I need to be booby trapped plz
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I don't know exactly what it means but I need to be booby trapped plz
After the execution by ICE this morning I was not having a good time. And now this.
How much more shit I put up? I have no idea. But I'm already a few fries short of a Happy Meal
How much more shit I put up? I have no idea. But I'm already a few fries short of a Happy Meal
This is insane. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Withdrawing the United States from International Organizations, Conventions, and Treaties that Are Contrary to the Interests of the United States
MEMORANDUM FOR THE HEADS OF EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United
www.whitehouse.gov
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
After the execution by ICE this morning I was not having a good time. And now this.
How much more shit I put up? I have no idea. But I'm already a few fries short of a Happy Meal
How much more shit I put up? I have no idea. But I'm already a few fries short of a Happy Meal
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Vaccines save lives.
That’s it. That’s the post.
That’s it. That’s the post.
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Vaccines save lives.
That’s it. That’s the post.
That’s it. That’s the post.
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This is my CES 2026 thread of AI slop.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This is my CES 2026 thread of AI slop.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby.
Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.
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Wait I manifested this
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Wait I manifested this
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Deploying emergency kitten videos
Sound on
Sound on
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Deploying emergency kitten videos
Sound on
Sound on
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surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
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First CES panel. Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese is proud of his company's integration with OpenAI, which involves giving AI read/write access to tax data. Since prompt injection attacks are unavoidable, I asked him who will be liable when customer data is exposed: Intuit, OpenAI, etc?
He had no idea.
He had no idea.
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
First CES panel. Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese is proud of his company's integration with OpenAI, which involves giving AI read/write access to tax data. Since prompt injection attacks are unavoidable, I asked him who will be liable when customer data is exposed: Intuit, OpenAI, etc?
He had no idea.
He had no idea.
Whelp. Glad we got the Marriott room for FC
So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Whelp. Glad we got the Marriott room for FC
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Thanks to your donation dollars we can do important data recovery work, like uncovering the print art used for Generations Lost on the Sega Genesis, revealing two abs that were thought to be lost due to cropping
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Thanks to your donation dollars we can do important data recovery work, like uncovering the print art used for Generations Lost on the Sega Genesis, revealing two abs that were thought to be lost due to cropping
Of course they had no idea. They aren't thinking about anything other than how to squeeze money out of this bubble
First CES panel. Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese is proud of his company's integration with OpenAI, which involves giving AI read/write access to tax data. Since prompt injection attacks are unavoidable, I asked him who will be liable when customer data is exposed: Intuit, OpenAI, etc?
He had no idea.
He had no idea.
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Of course they had no idea. They aren't thinking about anything other than how to squeeze money out of this bubble
Today would be the 37th birthday of the closest thing I've had to a best friend. It tears my heart out that we were so alike and get the world wouldn't cut her any slack.
I went on to get my BS, she had to drop out. Her trauma was deep. But she never gave up. Not once.
RIP Ashley :/
I went on to get my BS, she had to drop out. Her trauma was deep. But she never gave up. Not once.
RIP Ashley :/
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Today would be the 37th birthday of the closest thing I've had to a best friend. It tears my heart out that we were so alike and get the world wouldn't cut her any slack.
I went on to get my BS, she had to drop out. Her trauma was deep. But she never gave up. Not once.
RIP Ashley :/
I went on to get my BS, she had to drop out. Her trauma was deep. But she never gave up. Not once.
RIP Ashley :/