Simon Varwell
@simonvarwell.bsky.social
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Loves trains, the outdoors, travel, Esperanto, ambient and post-rock music, dystofic, good food and scrontous beer. Hates car-centric societies, late stage capitalism and courgette. He/him. Inverness | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | 🇪🇺 Work: @hisasimon.bsky.social
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simonvarwell.bsky.social
Yes but then the fam coming on Saturday. October holidays! So we will then spend a week. Looking forward to exploring and maybe some day trips - handy for various places. But seems nice enough to hang around in too.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Lille rather than Brussels - saves me 30 minutes!
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Ghent - see top of the thread!
simonvarwell.bsky.social
My wife had an old Vango that lasted for years. She will has it I think. Dependable stuff. And as she always says, Vango is so called because it comes from Govan!
simonvarwell.bsky.social
How exciting! On both counts! Hope you’re doing well.
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wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social
In an old ad for board game Scattergories in Spain a player was shown flouncing out while anothet said “OK, we’ll accept ‘octopus’ as a pet”.
“Aceptamos pulpo” has now entered the language in the meaning of “that’s a bit of a stretch but let’s go with it just for the sake of argument”.
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scotnational.bsky.social
A new electric bus route between Glasgow and Inverness has been unveiled for October 👇
New electric bus service linking three Scottish cities unveiled
www.thenational.scot
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mooseallain.bsky.social
I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye
Cartoon. Two people standing on a stage looking at a third person who is jumping down through a trap door. In the foreground we see the backs of the audience’s heads. One standing people observes “It’s just a stage he’s going through”
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Also important
brinkly.bsky.social
That's not the only tune it can be sung to.
The TMNT logo reworded with "Honey Monster Genitalia" because I had to get it out of my head.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
So the Inverness one translates as bà loch - cattle loch. The Glasgow ish one is from bealach, a pass between hills. That’s led to the differing emphasis.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
I’m now in my head singing Deutschland Über Alles to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
alfaguru.bsky.social
You can sing "honey monster genitalia" to the tune of "deutschland uber alles" should you so wish.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Doesn’t it just! The pronounciation up here feels better. BTW do you know the reason why they’re pronounced differently? It’s down to the Gaelic origins.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Never heard of that one but locals disagreeing about pronunciation is not a good look!
simonvarwell.bsky.social
The joys of the oil economy…
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Avoch. Possibly Balloch too, but nobody goes there or talks about Balloch. Or even lives there, potentially.
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Three trains tomorrow. Rather excited. 🚆
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simonvarwell.bsky.social
Yeah not a good look. I still have mastodon and need to use that more.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
And you’re doing it admirably.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Hope you’re warm and have all the supplies in!