john
singingregret.bsky.social
john
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why are any democrats voting for any of this president's nominees
Alexander Van Hook is confirmed 53-40 to be a District Judge of Western Louisiana. According to @senatepress.bsky.social, the Dems yeas are Dick Durbin (IL), Maggie Hassan (NH), Tim Kaine (VA), Amy Klobuchar (MN), Jeanne Shaheen (NH), and Peter Welch (VT). Angus King (I-ME) was also a yea.
January 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
this job is not good for my health
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
better call saul
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by john
I don’t think there are “harmless” ways to use the evil AI machine billionaires are shoving into everything for evil purposes, actually. There are cases where the benefits may exceed the harms, but anything that further enriches the tech oligarchs is not “harmless.”
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
if i gave up drinking, i would be less despondent

there would be fewer demons

nothing would improve radically but a lot of little things would improve noticeably and a lot of infrequent major problems – like suicidal self-hatred, for one – would fade considerably

a strong person would do this
January 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
a neighbor is having a gathering. one of her guests has a car alarm. it goes off every six minutes. it has gone off every six minutes for an hour. i want to take this guest by the hand. i want to ask them: are you sitting at an angle. are you familiar with keys. is the car new. is it yours legally
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
the ritual cleanse begins

happy new, &c
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
my little boy and i unearthed this rock after an old-man-and-the-sea-esque struggle

it weighs as much as a keg and is less fun

when i said i was surprised i could lift it, my little boy said 'not me papa, you are strong'

so on the final day of the year i got my favorite compliment ever
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
yes
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
if they think nine years is a long time wait until they find out how old mel gibson is
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
as the child of a parent whose birthday is today, i would like to give potential parents a friendly tip:

don't fuck in march
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
alternate reality burt the cop shoots after george *six* times, with bystanders milling about, and doesn't hit a fucking thing

so while it's a wonderful life is a fantasy, its depiction of the police is realistic
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
christmas tantrums wheee

anyone else block a series of overtired child flailings this morning
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
christmas is for remembering why you hate yourself
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i have wrapped four (4) presents
i am at 0% wrapped
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i cannot sleep and i'm about six minutes away from saying fuck it and just starting back in on christmas prep
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
difficulty: the garbage disposal decided to spring a leak
we do have a child still in the prime christmas years but what we don't have is a proper place to hang stockings

so, two days before christmas, operation build shelves has commenced
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
we do have a child still in the prime christmas years but what we don't have is a proper place to hang stockings

so, two days before christmas, operation build shelves has commenced
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Reposted by john
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i almost can't believe

that i made it home today

and that i made it to christmas break

and that for two weeks i don't have to teach any children any things

everything in the whole world is strange and impossible

but right now i get to lie on the couch
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"there's donuts in the art library breakroom" is an objectively amazing sentence
Found out there's donuts in the art library breakroom. Things are lookin up
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
last day of class movie day voting results (thread will be updated throughout the day)

8th grade results:

elf: 5 votes
polar express: 7 votes
a christmas story: 1 vote (!)

8th grade class movie winner: polar express
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
listen man

don't tell him i said this

but batman smells
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
the quiet frustration of reading an inelegant novel
December 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
do the germans have a word for "the feeling of when you are already sick and then you cut the roof of your mouth on a shard of cough drop"

because i feel like the germans probably have a word for this
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM