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he/him • she/her • 36 🩷💛🩵 You are no fucking mermaid 🌊 Main: OFMD 🏴‍☠️ Others: 911 | severance
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
Chapter 6 of Working with the Wrong Tags by @lyratalise.bsky.social is up and it's full of ghost tours, fuckeries, wall kisses and, my fave, Jeffrey! Fettering! being an absolute menace 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath
Stede kissing Ed against a wall, like the wall kiss in season 2 episode 6. Stede is wearing a white button up and navy trousers, Ed has shorter hair and he's wearing black jeans and an Avril Lavigne t-shirt
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margaritaville.bsky.social
what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)
what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
🎶 He’s a dandy in the underworld 🎶

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death in a late 60s or early 70s version of the cursed red suit. He’s smoking a cigarette and looking dapper. There’s a blurry multicolor background.
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beabonnet.bsky.social
I was so lucky to com this beautiful art from @tuks.bsky.social of my Slapshot boys
Stede kneeling on the bed in a jersey and a jock strap, wearing bunny ears on his head, kissing Ed who is standing next to the bed in a purple shirt and jeans, with his hands lifting Stede’s jersey and holding his side
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mooshy.bsky.social
ofmd hat 🥲🫶🏻
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
Rhys Darby doing radio interviews in St Louis in between his two nights of gigs at Helium Comedy Club
#RhysDarbyFaction
Rhys Darby with the crew of The Courtney Show Rhys Darby with the crew of The Rizzuto Show
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tukinky.bsky.social
commission for @annettefb.bsky.social ❤️ ed is sick and stede tries to help 🥺
Colored illustration of Ed being sick in bed, his cheeks are flushed and he's sweaty. Stede is in a sexy nurse costume in white and red and he is feeling for fever on Ed's forehead. He looks concerned and says "You're very flushed...Are you running a fever?" There is also a tray of food with soup and bread on the bed, as well as some tissues.
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
Day 1 pt 2: sex machine

#ofmdKinktober25 #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is on his hands and knees on a bed, wearing a jockstrap, looking over his shoulder with a look of pure pleasure on his face. he's being fucked by a sex  machine. Stede is standing behind it, using his phone to control the machine, and palming his erection through his jeans. there is a camera and a box light.  Stede is saying "You're taking it so beautifully. I think you can take more."
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midthirstling.bsky.social
😇

#ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd
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Sketchy digital drawing of Ed and Stede in the throes of passion. Although not extremely explicit in content, Ed’s half-lidded gaze is turned towards us—the viewer—giving a voyeuristic feeling to the piece.
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mossgroves.bsky.social
A commission for the lovely @tizzybit.bsky.social who requested Ed posing for Stede on a motorcycle in some pretty lingerie. Ed's having a nice little supermodel moment. ❤️

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themeaghan.bsky.social
happy national boyfriend day to them <3
Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach kissing on the beach (Season 2 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death).
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mossgroves.bsky.social
This commission was an absolute BLAST. @littlefingies.bsky.social came to me with the idea of Richard Simmons' hilarious appearance on Whose Line Is It Anyway, but make it Ed and Stede. And I ran with it.

If you haven't seen this amazing bit, please watch below!

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
sirencalll.bsky.social
Sometimes i chuckle because it was an entire month dedicated to just ofmd, i traveled alone through parts of it, i did my FIRST international flight i met people from the internet i had many ups and downs and i dont regret at all. the incredible memories i have are so priceless 🥹
sirencalll.bsky.social
the way i took october off work because instead of going to philly i went to MCM 💀 i watched the finale on my laptop in my hotel room with @chaotickraken.bsky.social and @faeeebaeee.bsky.social and then nearly died in the uber on our way to the hotel 😂
sevensugars.bsky.social
Seriously though, in oct 2023 we had:

1. OFMD Season 2 debut
2. Kinktober
3. NYCC with a huge panel of cast members
4. Pre-Screen in Brooklyn the day after NYCC (in which we raided a bar after)
5. Rhys’ show in Philly the night after the pre-screen that a LOT of us went to
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aliassamm.bsky.social
Following up with the art for this collab from day 1 (cockwarming)! I love Stede in his slutty little glasses. Ed does too. Read more about it in this delightful fic by @politestmenace.bsky.social! (link below)
#ofmdkinktober25 #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart
CW: full frontal Stede & Ed being edged
A drawing of Stede Bonnet sitting on Edward Teach. Stede's wearing a pair of stockings and some reading glasses. His pink tootsie-roll cock is sticking out very interested in what's going on. He's holding a book open and reading from it, looking down at Ed to read a passage. Ed is comfy in their soft bed, fully nude, but buried inside Stede and trying to contain himself as Stede decides he wants Ed's full attention while he reads poetry. Ed's gripping Stede's thighs, eyes clenched and head tilted up and out as he tries to keep his cool. He's expressing his frustration with words instead (he loves it, it's consensual, don't even worry about it). Speech bubbles are as follows:
Stede: "And something else, but what I dare not name."
Ed: "Fuckin' hell"