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“We’re requiring all men to head to their doctors and have them undo these terrible, terrible procedures,” the president said in an address from the Oval Office
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Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies
WASHINGTON—Telling reporters that the move would do much to combat low U.S. fertility rates, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Friday reversing vasectomies nationwide. “We’re requiring all men to head to their doctors and have them undo these terrible, terrible procedures,” the president said in an address from the Oval Office in which he clarified […]
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June 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“We’re requiring all men to head to their doctors and have them undo these terrible, terrible procedures,” the president said in an address from the Oval Office
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Respect new names for popes but throw tantrums over pronouns for neighbors. Got it.
May 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Respect new names for popes but throw tantrums over pronouns for neighbors. Got it.
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'Twas two days before the election,
And all through Poilievre's riding,
The reporters were muzzled,
So as not to ask "What is he hiding?"
Wokeness was banned,
All follow-up questions too,
In hopes that his slogans
Were all you believed were true
I'd continue but that requires security clearance
And all through Poilievre's riding,
The reporters were muzzled,
So as not to ask "What is he hiding?"
Wokeness was banned,
All follow-up questions too,
In hopes that his slogans
Were all you believed were true
I'd continue but that requires security clearance
April 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
'Twas two days before the election,
And all through Poilievre's riding,
The reporters were muzzled,
So as not to ask "What is he hiding?"
Wokeness was banned,
All follow-up questions too,
In hopes that his slogans
Were all you believed were true
I'd continue but that requires security clearance
And all through Poilievre's riding,
The reporters were muzzled,
So as not to ask "What is he hiding?"
Wokeness was banned,
All follow-up questions too,
In hopes that his slogans
Were all you believed were true
I'd continue but that requires security clearance
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He said / Xi said…nothing.
April 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He said / Xi said…nothing.
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EXCLUSIVE: This just happened onstage in front of 6,000 Bostonians at the Dropkick Murphys concert. "This is America, no kings here!" @dropkickmurphys.com nails it again!!
March 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
EXCLUSIVE: This just happened onstage in front of 6,000 Bostonians at the Dropkick Murphys concert. "This is America, no kings here!" @dropkickmurphys.com nails it again!!
Impending doom in Hong Kong
March 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Impending doom in Hong Kong
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