I am the Skibidi Rizzler (whatever that means)
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49ers, Warriors, SF Giants, Meat, Beeeeeeer!!!!!!
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Best leadoff hitter ever
Best base stealer ever
One of the best centerfielders ever
Oakland legend
Rickey Forever
Best base stealer ever
One of the best centerfielders ever
Oakland legend
Rickey Forever
December 21, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Best leadoff hitter ever
Best base stealer ever
One of the best centerfielders ever
Oakland legend
Rickey Forever
Best base stealer ever
One of the best centerfielders ever
Oakland legend
Rickey Forever
Your last saved celebrity is your therapist
December 13, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Your last saved celebrity is your therapist
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Purdy just proved why he isnt a 50mil a year QB unfortunately. Pay em, but to me negotiations start in the Baker Mayfield neighborhood.
December 13, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Purdy just proved why he isnt a 50mil a year QB unfortunately. Pay em, but to me negotiations start in the Baker Mayfield neighborhood.
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Purdy got married and left his game at the altar
December 13, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Purdy got married and left his game at the altar
December 3, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Ben’s requiem for this version of the Niners is very good and comprehensive.
I’d add: I’ve seen Shanahan adapt enough to have faith in the future of the offense…but the defense may need a schematic evolution, given the looming loss of talent.
I’d add: I’ve seen Shanahan adapt enough to have faith in the future of the offense…but the defense may need a schematic evolution, given the looming loss of talent.
🚨🚨WEEK 13 COLUMN🚨🚨
🔸The slow, inevitable death of the 49ers
🔸An offensive coordinator who deserves head coaching buzz I haven’t seen mentioned anywhere else
🔸All-Film Team!
🔸Bills, Russ, Rodgers, Ravens, Tucker, and more!
READ: www.espn.com/nfl/insider/...
🔸The slow, inevitable death of the 49ers
🔸An offensive coordinator who deserves head coaching buzz I haven’t seen mentioned anywhere else
🔸All-Film Team!
🔸Bills, Russ, Rodgers, Ravens, Tucker, and more!
READ: www.espn.com/nfl/insider/...
Solak's weekly NFL lessons: It's time to call the 49ers' season -- and look ahead to the rebuild on deck
Has the sun officially set on the 49ers? Let's look closer at San Francisco's lost season, Arthur Smith's rising offense in Pittsburgh and big Week 13 trends.
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December 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Ben’s requiem for this version of the Niners is very good and comprehensive.
I’d add: I’ve seen Shanahan adapt enough to have faith in the future of the offense…but the defense may need a schematic evolution, given the looming loss of talent.
I’d add: I’ve seen Shanahan adapt enough to have faith in the future of the offense…but the defense may need a schematic evolution, given the looming loss of talent.
WOOHOO!!!
November 30, 2024 at 12:55 AM
WOOHOO!!!
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Bears official statement on the firing of Matt Eberflus and the elevation of Thomas Brown:
November 29, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Bears official statement on the firing of Matt Eberflus and the elevation of Thomas Brown:
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This is kinda random but do you remember that one time the Bears had 32 seconds left on a running clock and one timeout and only got one more play off
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
This is kinda random but do you remember that one time the Bears had 32 seconds left on a running clock and one timeout and only got one more play off
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still yelling “CALL A TIMEOUT” at the TV
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
still yelling “CALL A TIMEOUT” at the TV
Happy “Truthsgiving!” Lolololololololololol
November 28, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Happy “Truthsgiving!” Lolololololololololol
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Found something I’m thankful for. I’m thankful Matt Eberflus is not my head coach.
November 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Found something I’m thankful for. I’m thankful Matt Eberflus is not my head coach.
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I’m sure not sure a team can exhibit worse end-of-game clock management than what the Thanksgiving Day audience just saw from the Chicago Bears. That was truly spectacular. We should all be thankful for having witnessed that.
November 28, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I’m sure not sure a team can exhibit worse end-of-game clock management than what the Thanksgiving Day audience just saw from the Chicago Bears. That was truly spectacular. We should all be thankful for having witnessed that.
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Lions are going to hang 50 on us and we're going to deserve it
November 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Lions are going to hang 50 on us and we're going to deserve it
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Turkeys are demons. I respect their hustle. I really do. But they are evil.
And if I am so lucky, I will strangle a turkey with my bare hands today while looking it in the eyes and talking bad about that bird’s mama. “Gobble gobble, bitch.”
And if I am so lucky, I will strangle a turkey with my bare hands today while looking it in the eyes and talking bad about that bird’s mama. “Gobble gobble, bitch.”
November 28, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Turkeys are demons. I respect their hustle. I really do. But they are evil.
And if I am so lucky, I will strangle a turkey with my bare hands today while looking it in the eyes and talking bad about that bird’s mama. “Gobble gobble, bitch.”
And if I am so lucky, I will strangle a turkey with my bare hands today while looking it in the eyes and talking bad about that bird’s mama. “Gobble gobble, bitch.”
Your #FTTB rooting guide:
Bears over Lions because fuck Detroit
Cowboys vs. Giants: LOL
Packers vs. Dolphins: Who cares we’re all going to die
Bears over Lions because fuck Detroit
Cowboys vs. Giants: LOL
Packers vs. Dolphins: Who cares we’re all going to die
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Your #FTTB rooting guide:
Bears over Lions because fuck Detroit
Cowboys vs. Giants: LOL
Packers vs. Dolphins: Who cares we’re all going to die
Bears over Lions because fuck Detroit
Cowboys vs. Giants: LOL
Packers vs. Dolphins: Who cares we’re all going to die
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Looking back, kicking the hornets nest that was Swifties, MAGA bros, and Aaron Rodgers this was inevitable
November 28, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Looking back, kicking the hornets nest that was Swifties, MAGA bros, and Aaron Rodgers this was inevitable
Facts.
Trent Williams season is done, and I think his career is over. We're on the precipice of a miserable 5-7 year drought. We had a 5-year window and couldn't get it done.
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Facts.
If I had ten drinks in a row I would die in a pool of cirrhosis
Researchers are increasingly focused on a more dangerous pattern of alcohol use that they call high-intensity drinking: consuming eight or more drinks in a row for women and 10 or more drinks in a row for men. nyti.ms/3V9w72J
November 27, 2024 at 5:33 PM
If I had ten drinks in a row I would die in a pool of cirrhosis
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Starting to feel like the Y2K bug actually ending the world would have been a good thing
November 27, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Starting to feel like the Y2K bug actually ending the world would have been a good thing
I am going to have friends over for dinner on Sunday who are from Buffalo.
So the good thing is that I get to be happy for them when their team wins.
So the good thing is that I get to be happy for them when their team wins.
November 27, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I am going to have friends over for dinner on Sunday who are from Buffalo.
So the good thing is that I get to be happy for them when their team wins.
So the good thing is that I get to be happy for them when their team wins.
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I also don’t wanna hear any more Deebo Samuel glazing. This isn’t 2021 Deebo. Consistently hasn’t played up to his potential or contract, then hides from the media after laying an egg when we needed him to step up.
Thats not what a team captain does.
Thats not what a team captain does.
November 26, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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So maybe if CMC can’t save us, Greenlaw will
The #49ers will open Dre Greenlaw's practice window this week.
November 25, 2024 at 10:01 PM
So maybe if CMC can’t save us, Greenlaw will
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Seriously he needs a mountaintop retreat after the season to figure out if the fire is still there. Because right now it's not.
Kyle Shanahan might be checked out, burnt out, needing a break. The team reflects this too. They need to find a solution to this problem.
November 25, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Seriously he needs a mountaintop retreat after the season to figure out if the fire is still there. Because right now it's not.