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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · Mar 6

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 7m

that would have been a BANGER

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 5h

Gonna be one of THOSE days.

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 17h

tng season 3 premier is literally about Wesley's hypothesis "2 tiny robot more good than 1 tiny robot".

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

This would be so easy to do nowadays

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

It'll go scanners mode

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 1d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

funding society, all facets of it, creates dividends. there's no such thing as a useless eater.

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

*weed hit*

it's gonna end with innie mark and helena

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

she's *just* smart enough to know something is wrong and *just* independent enough to get mad about it when she's told not to.

*weed hit*

she's taking 2028

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

you gotta keep it is catpenter now, that's even better somehow

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Semiotic Scaryname @mitdasein.bsky.social · 1d

John Catpenter's ERNEST

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Does Bukkake

Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Swallows a Sword

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 2d

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

it's ok to have gaps, the sauce that gets hit by the oven heat becomes delicious.

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

cool, moderate your site better.

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

Eventually the masses will learn what makes these fascists tick.

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

www.cnn.com/2025/10/06/p...

The bitch name is marionette, real puppet hours

A swing-district Iowa Republican says she’ll hold town halls ‘when hell freezes over’ | CNN Politics

Iowa Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks told Johnson County Republicans in an August meeting that she’ll hold town hall meetings “when hell freezes over.”

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 1d

just took over bluesky. Expect more arbitrary decisions based on how I'm feeling any given day, but at least not terrible ones

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

chicken tag tournament

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

"WAS HE THE HERO????"

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

www.404media.co/earth-is-get...

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It's global warming. the canadian north has been experiencing insane temperature flux and the snow packs are gone. With the snow packs gone, albedo crashes. It's a feed-forward mechanism and we're past the tipping point.

Earth Is Getting Darker, Literally, and Scientists Are Trying To Find Out Why

For decades, scientists assumed that symmetry between the reflectivity of Earth’s hemispheres was a “fundamental property” of our planet. Now, that’s changed.

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d

just got diagnosed with irumodic syndrome #prayersup

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d

yeah but you gotta melt them down yourself

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d

handgun made out of challenge coins

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