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Noodle Ninja
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Bold of you to assume I know what I'm doing.
(If you're reading this you should drink some water)
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sksninja.bsky.social
Mmmmmm fresh and warm 😋
Homemade caramel corn in a large roasting pan.
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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mossworm.bsky.social
wow, it's Shonisaurus, the giant Triassic ichthyosaur!
fantastical drawing of Shonisaurus, an ichthyosaur (ancient marine reptile visually similar to a dolphin, but with four flippers). The Shonisaurus is covered in colored squares like a quilt, in varying tones of purple, blue, and orange. there is a speech bubble with the following in black handwritten text: "It doesn't matter to the companies whether any of their new AI tools help you. AI tools are not meant to help you. AI tools are meant to attract investors. Remember who fights and who capitulates."
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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wintonkidd.com
Consentacle summoner in a nightie pt 10. I started riffing on this ideas in December of 2022 and then just couldn't stop! The full series in spreads is below ⤵️
#nsfwart #consentacle
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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balo-badartist.bsky.social
#zelink
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
Got reminded that I drew this thing I saw so many draw.
A pin-up style drawing of Willow in lace tights. He is still fully armored up though. His normal leg armor was changed to a less sensible one with heels. I am sure Douglas is normal about this.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
sksninja.bsky.social
In other news I still love the shit outta my Zelda tattoo ❤️💙💚
Watercolor-style Legend of Zelda tattoo. Splashes of red, green, blue sit in and around the the sketchy triangles of the triforce.
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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twelfth.bsky.social
Be the Mary Shelley you want to see in the world.
doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social dog girl baby jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 15d
if mary shelley were alive today she'd be a theyfab lesbian chaser
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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teopyon.bsky.social
😔

#zelink #zelda #リンゼル #TheLegendOfZelda #totk #botw
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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mmariesr.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
sksninja.bsky.social
Me when the boss 3 layers above my position asks if I'm a gamer 😂
Selfie at work with me tucking in my chin and pressing lips together to make an odd face. A small faint "...yes" is off to the the side.
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
small red bag with the following text: Look at him. Imagine waking up every day knowing we lost the greatest democracy in the history of the world to such a corrupt, pathetic, lying, cheating, teenage girl creeping, bankrupt in every vay "man."No, just No. 250 years go we held a Revolution against men like him. Keep it alive. Roast meats, carrots, cauliflower, eggs, popcorn, burgers, hummus, wings.
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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teopyon.bsky.social
A vision

#zelda #tloz #fiercedeity #thelegendofzelda #ゼルダの伝説
July 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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teopyon.bsky.social
Fierce Deity Link as a guitarist... 🖤🖤🌙
#zelda #tloz #fiercedeity #thelegendofzelda #ゼルダの伝説
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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naomikritzer.bsky.social
There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
A Tumblr post from user "nitewrighter," March 26. Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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wintonkidd.com
It's colder outside than it looks🍂
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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daeyumi.bsky.social
Linktober 2: Secret/Sorcery

#zelda #legendofzelda #linktober #ocarinaoftime
A digital painting of Sheik from Ocarina of Time. He looks to the right of the canvas, having completed his transformation from Zelda, standing tall as the mark of his previous life is burned away. Strands of long golden hair separate and blur into the background to form a halo for Sheik’s short haircut, interspersed with white wrappings from his disguise as a member of the Sheikah clan— as well as a single gold triforce earring. Other pink, purple, and blue fabrics from Zelda’s dress are torn away and melt into the background, revealing Sheik’s body. He holds his arms in front of his torso, almost defensive but framed instead to display his chest, complete with top surgery scars.
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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opentabscast.bsky.social
WHAT IS THIS A BONUS EPISODE?! (Honestly, even better!)

This November we're running our own little seasonal challenge: We're throwing down a gauntlet to get y'all into that comment section to support the creatives who make the works you love! More info below 👇🧵

opentabs.libsyn.com/-comment-emb...
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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ryuuna.bsky.social
so much baby happening
#ryuunart
January 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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blacksalander.bsky.social
armor so hard to get off of, might as well enjoy the time out of it right Nem?
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
sksninja.bsky.social
Just letting you know, if you use generative AI for anything I think I'm better than you 😊
October 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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ciil.bsky.social
1am delirious motivational comic from moi #comic
comic of seal being self conscious abt sucking but evil ominous aggro positive seal screams at her that actually its cooler to try and flop than not try and not flop. seal screams AT LEAST I DID IT BROOOO
October 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
sksninja.bsky.social
Soups up!
A baked loaf of par-baked bread on a wooden cutting board. An end has been cut off. Oversized pot of chicken vegetable soup. It is very full.
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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lluisabadias.bsky.social
Would you help sir Guy Knightman on his honorable quest?
October 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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phylan.website
the bors "I think we should improve society somewhat" cartoon except society is replaced with "bsky" and "and yet you participate in it!" is replaced with "WAFFLES"
October 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
sksninja.bsky.social
I cannot emphasize enough how much I want to be playing Hades 2 at any given moment 💫
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM