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in my next life i’m coming back as a baby
Somehow I’ve gone my whole life thinking we beat the USSR in the gold medal game in 1980 when apparently we still could’ve finished in fourth place if we lost to Finland in the next game. Round robin-ing Olympic medals is WILD.
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Somehow I’ve gone my whole life thinking we beat the USSR in the gold medal game in 1980 when apparently we still could’ve finished in fourth place if we lost to Finland in the next game. Round robin-ing Olympic medals is WILD.
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Persuasion
Valuing Differences
Listening
Constitutional Law
Geology with lab
Persuasion
Valuing Differences
Listening
Constitutional Law
Geology with lab
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
-Archaeology of Africa
-Science in Ancient Egypt
-French Literature 11-17th c
-Environmental and Science Policy
-Culture of the Maghreb
-Archaeology of Africa
-Science in Ancient Egypt
-French Literature 11-17th c
-Environmental and Science Policy
-Culture of the Maghreb
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
- California Ethnic Literature
- The Rhetoric of Death and Dying
- What Gardens Mean
- The History of Computers & Composition
- Americanization
- California Ethnic Literature
- The Rhetoric of Death and Dying
- What Gardens Mean
- The History of Computers & Composition
- Americanization
January 31, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Persuasion
Valuing Differences
Listening
Constitutional Law
Geology with lab
Persuasion
Valuing Differences
Listening
Constitutional Law
Geology with lab
The email the “state department” sent me to let me know I could renew my passport now since it expires in 12 months looks sketchy as fuck. I’m obviously not clicking on any of the links in it, and if it had been sent to my work email it would’ve been reported as phish immediately.
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The email the “state department” sent me to let me know I could renew my passport now since it expires in 12 months looks sketchy as fuck. I’m obviously not clicking on any of the links in it, and if it had been sent to my work email it would’ve been reported as phish immediately.
Fellow millennials, I wore a sweater all day today without an emotional support tank top underneath it! It can be done!
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Fellow millennials, I wore a sweater all day today without an emotional support tank top underneath it! It can be done!
New Henry Stars album!! Finally!
January 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
New Henry Stars album!! Finally!
Edging myself by stopping this rewatch of Heated Rivalry for the night before the cottage.
January 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Edging myself by stopping this rewatch of Heated Rivalry for the night before the cottage.
The babies did so good 😊
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The babies did so good 😊
IT people of the world, please wipe down someone else’s laptop when you’re done working on it. Especially if that someone is a new employee. Ta!
(Hi hello I’m starting a new job on Monday.)
(Hi hello I’m starting a new job on Monday.)
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
IT people of the world, please wipe down someone else’s laptop when you’re done working on it. Especially if that someone is a new employee. Ta!
(Hi hello I’m starting a new job on Monday.)
(Hi hello I’m starting a new job on Monday.)
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I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
It’s that time of year
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It’s that time of year
Rewatching all of heated rivalry and I realized that one of the first things we hear out of Ilya’s mouth is a drunk white girl “wooOo!” How it took all 6 episodes for me to realize he’s my idiot is beyond me.
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Rewatching all of heated rivalry and I realized that one of the first things we hear out of Ilya’s mouth is a drunk white girl “wooOo!” How it took all 6 episodes for me to realize he’s my idiot is beyond me.
Anyway I needed all of that joy after the emotional roller coaster that was Stranger Things 5 chapters 5-7. My kids!! Especially my one kid, ilusfm.
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Anyway I needed all of that joy after the emotional roller coaster that was Stranger Things 5 chapters 5-7. My kids!! Especially my one kid, ilusfm.
Ilya is so fucking funny. Also I shouted “no!” out loud when the episode was over. (Yes, I finally caught up and watched it last weekend.)
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ilya is so fucking funny. Also I shouted “no!” out loud when the episode was over. (Yes, I finally caught up and watched it last weekend.)
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people think of generative AI as Janet from The Good Place but it’s actually the clam chowder fountain from The Good Place
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
people think of generative AI as Janet from The Good Place but it’s actually the clam chowder fountain from The Good Place
Went grocery shopping at Aldi for the first time today and genuinely feel like every other grocery store has been scamming me my whole life.
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Went grocery shopping at Aldi for the first time today and genuinely feel like every other grocery store has been scamming me my whole life.
I haven’t been on here at all. I’m back from Japan. Well, mostly. I’m back in the states anyway. It’s giving ghetto tbh. Had the most magical 2 weeks away. I never wanted to leave. I will be going back.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I haven’t been on here at all. I’m back from Japan. Well, mostly. I’m back in the states anyway. It’s giving ghetto tbh. Had the most magical 2 weeks away. I never wanted to leave. I will be going back.
On a plane to the other side of the world! 🇯🇵✈️
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
On a plane to the other side of the world! 🇯🇵✈️
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I see Senate Dems decided to sink themselves to honor the 50th anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I see Senate Dems decided to sink themselves to honor the 50th anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Honestly. It feels like I’m spinning the big wheel on The Price Is Right these days.
Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Honestly. It feels like I’m spinning the big wheel on The Price Is Right these days.
I really hate the weather now. I just turned my a/c off completely 9 days ago and now I’ve already had to turn my heat on. ☹️
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I really hate the weather now. I just turned my a/c off completely 9 days ago and now I’ve already had to turn my heat on. ☹️
Shepherd’s Pie for dinner
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Shepherd’s Pie for dinner
Yay for more women champions on jeopardy, but I miss TJ
October 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yay for more women champions on jeopardy, but I miss TJ
I wrote every paper in grad school on the day it was due, except for my thesis which I also threw together pretty last minute. I also never did the reading before class but was still able to competently participate in discussions. I defended my thesis with only minor revisions and got all A’s.
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wrote every paper in grad school on the day it was due, except for my thesis which I also threw together pretty last minute. I also never did the reading before class but was still able to competently participate in discussions. I defended my thesis with only minor revisions and got all A’s.
My oven is so annoying. It bakes fast but roasts so slow. This message brought to you by my finished steak and mushroom cream sauce and unfinished potatoes and carrots. ☹️
October 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My oven is so annoying. It bakes fast but roasts so slow. This message brought to you by my finished steak and mushroom cream sauce and unfinished potatoes and carrots. ☹️
I just love how giddy she is about Travis, it’s fucking adorable. Love about half the tracks, the others are fine just not my faves. Overall a solid album. Fate of Ophelia, opalite, and the life of a showgirl are my top 3.
October 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I just love how giddy she is about Travis, it’s fucking adorable. Love about half the tracks, the others are fine just not my faves. Overall a solid album. Fate of Ophelia, opalite, and the life of a showgirl are my top 3.