slimestew
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What did you think would happen when you restricted access to care?
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
What did you think would happen when you restricted access to care?
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
FELLOW BLUESKY USERS: this user is insane and fucked up.
nah fuck u dr pepper overrated
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
FELLOW BLUESKY USERS: this user is insane and fucked up.
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weird people fall in love with each other all the time
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
weird people fall in love with each other all the time
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But remember as you don't even do the smallest thing to stand up for democracy and reject a transphobic white nationalist... your engagement?
It's all real... no bots... no fake accounts... no russians.
You are special.
It's all real... no bots... no fake accounts... no russians.
You are special.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
But remember as you don't even do the smallest thing to stand up for democracy and reject a transphobic white nationalist... your engagement?
It's all real... no bots... no fake accounts... no russians.
You are special.
It's all real... no bots... no fake accounts... no russians.
You are special.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
day two royalty free-for-all tier list :)
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
day two royalty free-for-all tier list :)
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
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they should make cards against humanity but only the furry decks
October 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
they should make cards against humanity but only the furry decks
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When will graphics get better than this
October 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When will graphics get better than this
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office content / ironworks content
#1080pcontent / #characontent:nya / #characontent:boss / #characontent:adrian
#1080pcontent / #characontent:nya / #characontent:boss / #characontent:adrian
October 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
office content / ironworks content
#1080pcontent / #characontent:nya / #characontent:boss / #characontent:adrian
#1080pcontent / #characontent:nya / #characontent:boss / #characontent:adrian
i have now seen some of the yard and i have gathered that there is a correlation between being uncut and playing floaties
October 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i have now seen some of the yard and i have gathered that there is a correlation between being uncut and playing floaties
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'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
August 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
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ITS INTERNATIONAL WOLF DAY EVERYONE SAY HAPPY WOOFSDAY TO HER!!
August 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
ITS INTERNATIONAL WOLF DAY EVERYONE SAY HAPPY WOOFSDAY TO HER!!
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there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.
It aired in 1990.
It aired in 1990.
August 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.
It aired in 1990.
It aired in 1990.
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If we reach 5,000 followers by August 10, we will give away over 100 fonts for free! Commercial use is permitted, too.
If you already own the fonts, please support us by reposting. Have a great summer!
If you already own the fonts, please support us by reposting. Have a great summer!
August 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If we reach 5,000 followers by August 10, we will give away over 100 fonts for free! Commercial use is permitted, too.
If you already own the fonts, please support us by reposting. Have a great summer!
If you already own the fonts, please support us by reposting. Have a great summer!
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Hey, it would mean so much to me if y'all kept up the pressure with phone calls to payment processors to show to them how much people care and that they can't just ignore it—my livelihood depends on adult games not being censored!
You can find info and phone scripts here: stop-paypros.neocities.org
You can find info and phone scripts here: stop-paypros.neocities.org
Stop payment processors from censoring games!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
August 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey, it would mean so much to me if y'all kept up the pressure with phone calls to payment processors to show to them how much people care and that they can't just ignore it—my livelihood depends on adult games not being censored!
You can find info and phone scripts here: stop-paypros.neocities.org
You can find info and phone scripts here: stop-paypros.neocities.org
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Boss. I'm tired boss. We been doing these experiments and studies since the 60s and 70s and the outcome has been the same in them all.
The pushback against these measures aren't because they don't work. It's because they DO work and they'll include peoples they wish to exclude from society.
The pushback against these measures aren't because they don't work. It's because they DO work and they'll include peoples they wish to exclude from society.
Germany gave people €1,200/month no strings attached.
They kept working, slept better, switched to better jobs, and even gave more to others.
Turns out, when people aren’t drowning, they swim further.
#UBI doesn’t kill ambition, it frees it.
They kept working, slept better, switched to better jobs, and even gave more to others.
Turns out, when people aren’t drowning, they swim further.
#UBI doesn’t kill ambition, it frees it.
July 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Boss. I'm tired boss. We been doing these experiments and studies since the 60s and 70s and the outcome has been the same in them all.
The pushback against these measures aren't because they don't work. It's because they DO work and they'll include peoples they wish to exclude from society.
The pushback against these measures aren't because they don't work. It's because they DO work and they'll include peoples they wish to exclude from society.
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To be 100% clear on this:
Emails cost them nothing. They can delete them, ignore them, forget they exist, whatever.
But there is a dollar cost associated with every single customer service call. That's why most phone trees are over-automated these days. Calling messes up the C/S team goals.
#itch
Emails cost them nothing. They can delete them, ignore them, forget they exist, whatever.
But there is a dollar cost associated with every single customer service call. That's why most phone trees are over-automated these days. Calling messes up the C/S team goals.
#itch
LMAO I called Visa’s customer support service - the guy on the other line was like “are you ALSO calling about the video game payment processing? Please send us emails instead.”
Keep up the calls, folks, we’re definitely gumming up their works
Keep up the calls, folks, we’re definitely gumming up their works
I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones
Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign
But we can EASILY top 1,000!
I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!
↻💬♡ to boost
We CAN make a difference 💕
#itch #censorship
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Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign
But we can EASILY top 1,000!
I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!
↻💬♡ to boost
We CAN make a difference 💕
#itch #censorship
1/🧵
July 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
To be 100% clear on this:
Emails cost them nothing. They can delete them, ignore them, forget they exist, whatever.
But there is a dollar cost associated with every single customer service call. That's why most phone trees are over-automated these days. Calling messes up the C/S team goals.
#itch
Emails cost them nothing. They can delete them, ignore them, forget they exist, whatever.
But there is a dollar cost associated with every single customer service call. That's why most phone trees are over-automated these days. Calling messes up the C/S team goals.
#itch
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