kaye
@slinkyarms.bsky.social
she/they. lifetime cfb watcher, long time cfb sicko, penn state fan by birth (not by choice). pfp is my real face i look like that
trevor moore, winner of the 2021 cia award for excellence in comedy
January 29, 2026 at 10:54 PM
trevor moore, winner of the 2021 cia award for excellence in comedy
every once in a while i check in with like. tucker carlson‘s podcast and it’s really a great exercise in catching logical fallacies
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
every once in a while i check in with like. tucker carlson‘s podcast and it’s really a great exercise in catching logical fallacies
every once in a while you have to just sit back and remember that you are witnessing college football history that people will talk about for generations to come
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 AM
every once in a while you have to just sit back and remember that you are witnessing college football history that people will talk about for generations to come
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It is cosmically beautiful that the 2025 college football season was bookended by (former Indiana coach) Lee Corso's bouquet-covered retirement and the Hoosiers going 16-0.
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
It is cosmically beautiful that the 2025 college football season was bookended by (former Indiana coach) Lee Corso's bouquet-covered retirement and the Hoosiers going 16-0.
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Indiana beat Ohio State, Alabama, Oregon, and Miami consecutively. Forget the natty, just imagine that.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Indiana beat Ohio State, Alabama, Oregon, and Miami consecutively. Forget the natty, just imagine that.
cracking open a cold one for cig rn
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
cracking open a cold one for cig rn
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Have I mentioned that I love Curt Cignetti, the Most Western Pennsylvania Man of All Time
TFW your team gets punt block for a touchdown in the national championship
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Have I mentioned that I love Curt Cignetti, the Most Western Pennsylvania Man of All Time
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Indiana’s band(?) is playing the hits from the LOTR soundtrack and it’s hitting
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Indiana’s band(?) is playing the hits from the LOTR soundtrack and it’s hitting
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fine.
Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)
Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
fine.
Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)
Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)
in other news, fork found in kitchen
January 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
in other news, fork found in kitchen
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like every once in a while you just have to look around and remember that you are witnessing one of the events that people will talk about in college football history forever. like. oh my god. this sport is so special
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
like every once in a while you just have to look around and remember that you are witnessing one of the events that people will talk about in college football history forever. like. oh my god. this sport is so special
watching indiana go from a joke team to the god damn killing machine that tears anything put in front of it into shreds AND the coach is cig AND the qb is the biggest dork to ever live (affectionate) is actually what college football is all about
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
watching indiana go from a joke team to the god damn killing machine that tears anything put in front of it into shreds AND the coach is cig AND the qb is the biggest dork to ever live (affectionate) is actually what college football is all about
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curt cignetti after kicking the shit out of oregon
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
curt cignetti after kicking the shit out of oregon
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Curt Cignetti: "I'm really not thinking about the next game, I'm thinking about cracking open a beer"
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Curt Cignetti: "I'm really not thinking about the next game, I'm thinking about cracking open a beer"
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“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine
yinzer translation of cignetti: man is STOKED
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
yinzer translation of cignetti: man is STOKED
you know it's been a football game of all time when you're just laughing hysterically every time indiana does something insane
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
you know it's been a football game of all time when you're just laughing hysterically every time indiana does something insane
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decided to bring this to life
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
decided to bring this to life
this isn't belt to ass football this is foot on neck football what the hell
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
this isn't belt to ass football this is foot on neck football what the hell
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getting into college football is easy because you can base your opinions on the politics of each institution. referring to your school as “ole miss” and naming yourself the rebels is enough to earn my disdain for life
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
getting into college football is easy because you can base your opinions on the politics of each institution. referring to your school as “ole miss” and naming yourself the rebels is enough to earn my disdain for life
there you go!
ok oregon. stop biting and get in the contraption
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
there you go!
ok oregon. stop biting and get in the contraption
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
ok oregon. stop biting and get in the contraption
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Every time I see the crowd post about being heavily Indiana I can’t help but think of this map.
January 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Every time I see the crowd post about being heavily Indiana I can’t help but think of this map.