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be nice to bats
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February 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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That’s a cuck chair now.
February 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Just got this tip from an airline pilot
January 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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musk: i just wish i could go myself to get the astronauts but of course i know i'm too important to you here

trump: no you're going

musk: i'm absolutely livid that i don't get to go myself and - huh?
January 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
They’re always chinless bitches too.
Here we go. Republican Congressman Andy Ogles has drafted a constitutional amendment to allow Donald Trump to be president for a third term.
January 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him?

Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
January 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Being the bigger person is hard because a girl is currently lecturing me about how Catholics and Muslims are actually demonic and Protestants are true Christian’s and I have to disagree nicely instead of reminding her she started dating her husband when he was still married and she was underage.
January 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Me, to that one voter:
January 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
He did a whole Nazi salute with his entire chest. Not even an accidental Nazi salute, straight up sieg heil, and they cheered. America is toast.
January 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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i think my most millennial trait is that i still find OK Go music videos endlessly charming
January 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I just found out my insurance doesn’t cover my medication and I would have to pay $450 out of pocket. So fingers crossed I don’t get another stomach ulcer! And then they wonder why Americans think Luigi is a hero.
January 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Look at this snuggly little guy
January 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
When they ban tiktok how am I going to have small clips of a show repeatedly shoved down my throat so aggressively until I am defeated and am forced to start watching that show?
January 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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When I was 23, the house I lived in burned to the ground. I was asleep, and got out with nothing but my pjs and my roommate’s dog.

When you lose your house it is not about the sofa or tv. It’s the concert t-shirt you bought with your best friend, and the last letter your grandfather wrote you.
January 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Do you guys think Trump knows that Mexico is part of the continent of America?
January 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Detroit Lions = America's team
January 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"

buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Shows how the vaccines always kill you in the end. Jimmy Carter got the diphtheria vaccine in 1934 and died just 90 years later
December 29, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Today I realized my kid is a huge nerd because they text me and asked if they could skip school. Little dork.
December 20, 2024 at 11:13 PM
The funniest genre of white guy is the ones that look like this but drive a lifted f350 with 100 bumper stickers that say “If you’re different I’m going to kick your ass.”
December 11, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Yondus funeral gets me EVERY fucking time. Cat Steven’s devastating music and Rockets existential worry, GOD damn. This is true cinema.
December 6, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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here’s a comic about smiling
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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i dunno man i never see this outrage about decorum when right wingers make jokes about suicide percentages among trans people. you could be fighting the good fight about human dignity in those comments too
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 AM