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I'll think of something to put here later It'll probably rhyme I'm nowhere near the Equator But I just don't have the time
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smashingcrumpet.bsky.social
Why my @ is Smashing Crumpet: An explanation. Once upon a time, before social media, the internet was mostly populated by Message Boards. And so people congregated in message boards that were concerned with their interests. The main message board I spent (and spend) time on was a Pro-Wrestling one.
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
well my name's Taylor
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
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fanzine.bsky.social
What you miss by not watching ROH. The Frat House's (including Blue Meanie and Burnard the Business bear) party got interrupted by the HOA. The HOA was Glacier who put one of them through a table. Then turns out they were partying in a random's backyard the entire time.
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smashingcrumpet.bsky.social
"What are you going to do, officer? Read me my rights?"

"You have the right to remain silent," (shoots him)
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dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: Ted Cruz says “How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles”
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nasibov.me
I need this sharpener
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soozuk.bsky.social
Fleetwood Mac isn't playing at JK Rowling's 60th birthday party. But that won't stop me reading that they are aaaaaaalllllll fckn day.
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oliver48.bsky.social
How ironic that
supporters of Israeli genocide
against Palestinians
are now demonising Antifa
and insulting the memories
of thousands who died
fighting Hitler
who orchestrated Nazi genocide
against Jews

#SocialistSunday
smashingcrumpet.bsky.social
It does feel like calling a woman "a female" can be an exercise in mild, polite dehumanisation. Deniable dehumanisation. When they want to diminish someone, and then play the "Who, me? No, you're overreacting" card.

Which is why so many people immediately respond with Star Trek gifs of Ferengi.
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tillybridges.bsky.social
Welcome to #TransTuesday!

I NEED YOU TO SHARE THIS with every cis person in your life

everyone who thinks trans kids don't exist or should wait until they're 18 for care, causing them a lifetime of pain

get the TRUTH in

TRANS KIDS 1: FACTS AND DANGERS
TRANS KIDS 1: FACTS AND DANGERS - Tilly's Trans Tuesdays
Welcome to Trans Tuesday! This week we discuss something that hasn’t left the news anytime in recent memory, and it’s one of those “hot button issues” that honestly and truly shouldn’t be an issue at ...
www.tillystranstuesdays.com
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thegorgepodcast.bsky.social
Trying to get people fired because they make fun of Charlie Kirk is the biggest fucking crybaby hissy fit temper tantrum I’ve ever seen. Just pure blubbering red-faced screaming, snot running down their nose while they stomp their feet and pound the table and shriek at you for being meanie-faces
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segadelorean.bsky.social
BREAKING: Toxic dipshit who physically assaults his coworkers & boss but still plays the victim has some thoughts on professionalism
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asherelbein.bsky.social
In an appropriate monument to the man, he's rendered a thing frozen in the act of performing debate toward an endless series of interchangeable interlocutors, but incapable of listening or learning. It's rather perfect, in its way
therafischwartz.bsky.social
Genuinely curious to see what sort of new and creative ways people choose to deface this thing.
smashingcrumpet.bsky.social
Why does Kash Patel have a permanent "Oh shit" expression on his face lately?

He looks like a guy who spent his life forcing others to take the blame for his mistakes, realising he's not getting away with it this time.
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davidbix.bsky.social
Why do we have to hear so much about TNA and MLW when it's very clear that nobody watches them?

When was the last time you heard anyone — LITERALLY ANYONE — recommend any individual matches from TNA or MLW shows?
smashingcrumpet.bsky.social
I've watched MLW shows because they had matches announced that sounded good. But then actually watching, the execution didn't live up to the expectation.

Every match went about 5 minutes, and felt like the first 5 minutes of a good 10-15 minute match, that abruptly ended before it could get good
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davidbix.bsky.social
This is a big part of why I'm not convinced any of the big TNA PPV crowds have been organic ticket buying and not mass comp distribution.

You're telling me NXT can barely sell tickets anymore but NXT and a Half, which nobody actually watches, somehow outdraws them significantly? Really?
davidbix.bsky.social
Why do we have to hear so much about TNA and MLW when it's very clear that nobody watches them?

When was the last time you heard anyone — LITERALLY ANYONE — recommend any individual matches from TNA or MLW shows?
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segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"

anyways, great news! (1/X)
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mongoebooks.bsky.social
World famous pedophile has stroke also maybe Trump did too.
TMZ headline that Jerry Lawler had a stroke with a photo of Lawler.
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crimew.gay
charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.