Smashy
@smashy.bsky.social
Gay, neurodivergent, and chubby designer, musician, and photographer based in Montreal. VERY NSFW. 🔞🔞🔞
The SFW profile for music/photography is @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social.
The SFW profile for music/photography is @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social.
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Smashy
@smashy.bsky.social
· Dec 7
ATTN MUSICIANS: If you added me from a starter pack, this is where i post the x rated stuff. Unfollow me here if you don't want to see that.
You can follow my music/art stuff over at @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social instead. Thanks!!
You can follow my music/art stuff over at @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social instead. Thanks!!
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
Porcus Fellatus in its natural habitat
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Porcus Fellatus in its natural habitat
Belly before work, nub from last night.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Belly before work, nub from last night.
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Hey you know what would be awesome?
Supporting this Kickstarter to bring this classic gay documentary back to life! There are only a few days left!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
Supporting this Kickstarter to bring this classic gay documentary back to life! There are only a few days left!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
small town gay bar redux
‘small town gay bar’ is a documentary about two bars in the Deep South fighting for diversity in the face of adversity
www.kickstarter.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey you know what would be awesome?
Supporting this Kickstarter to bring this classic gay documentary back to life! There are only a few days left!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
Supporting this Kickstarter to bring this classic gay documentary back to life! There are only a few days left!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
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Homosexual powers enhanced
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Homosexual powers enhanced
Well it stopped being #IMD here about an hour ago so late night manposting!
Being a man means knowing, feeling, and saying that you are one. That's it. It's not an exclusive club. It's not the province of stoicism and the trap of emotional stunting that comes with it.
You just know.
Being a man means knowing, feeling, and saying that you are one. That's it. It's not an exclusive club. It's not the province of stoicism and the trap of emotional stunting that comes with it.
You just know.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Well it stopped being #IMD here about an hour ago so late night manposting!
Being a man means knowing, feeling, and saying that you are one. That's it. It's not an exclusive club. It's not the province of stoicism and the trap of emotional stunting that comes with it.
You just know.
Being a man means knowing, feeling, and saying that you are one. That's it. It's not an exclusive club. It's not the province of stoicism and the trap of emotional stunting that comes with it.
You just know.
I got the okay to start streaming on Joystick. Right now, there's a lot going on but it will give me time to think about what I want to do with the channel.
Chubby middle aged guy in tighty whities playing games, music, and with himself! Spend time giving Dadvice to the chat, maybe... Thoughts?
Chubby middle aged guy in tighty whities playing games, music, and with himself! Spend time giving Dadvice to the chat, maybe... Thoughts?
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I got the okay to start streaming on Joystick. Right now, there's a lot going on but it will give me time to think about what I want to do with the channel.
Chubby middle aged guy in tighty whities playing games, music, and with himself! Spend time giving Dadvice to the chat, maybe... Thoughts?
Chubby middle aged guy in tighty whities playing games, music, and with himself! Spend time giving Dadvice to the chat, maybe... Thoughts?
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Mental jukebox has been on a normal one this morning. These are earworms and I haven't listened to anything yet:
Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc
Werbo - The Friends We Lose (
werbo.bandcamp.com/track/the-fr...)
Clannad soundtrack - The Big Dongo Family
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc
Werbo - The Friends We Lose (
werbo.bandcamp.com/track/the-fr...)
Clannad soundtrack - The Big Dongo Family
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
The Friends We Lose, by werbo
from the album Pt. 2 - Magnetic Hills of Hate
werbo.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Mental jukebox has been on a normal one this morning. These are earworms and I haven't listened to anything yet:
Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc
Werbo - The Friends We Lose (
werbo.bandcamp.com/track/the-fr...)
Clannad soundtrack - The Big Dongo Family
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc
Werbo - The Friends We Lose (
werbo.bandcamp.com/track/the-fr...)
Clannad soundtrack - The Big Dongo Family
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
"Typically when there's a gray area, we usually refer patients for a longer autism assessment. This usually takes about 4 to 5 hours and it's more of an extensive interview. We don't think this is necessary for you, you have all of the signs of ASD."
I'm now diagnosed AuDHD. It's an absolute relief
I'm now diagnosed AuDHD. It's an absolute relief
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Typically when there's a gray area, we usually refer patients for a longer autism assessment. This usually takes about 4 to 5 hours and it's more of an extensive interview. We don't think this is necessary for you, you have all of the signs of ASD."
I'm now diagnosed AuDHD. It's an absolute relief
I'm now diagnosed AuDHD. It's an absolute relief
Am I listening to nautically themed albums all day at work because I'm dressed as Captain Haddock?
No, because I would anyway! The costume is just a good cover :)
No, because I would anyway! The costume is just a good cover :)
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Am I listening to nautically themed albums all day at work because I'm dressed as Captain Haddock?
No, because I would anyway! The costume is just a good cover :)
No, because I would anyway! The costume is just a good cover :)
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I know I'm recycling previous costumes, but i can't see shit out of the Adam Maitland costume.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I know I'm recycling previous costumes, but i can't see shit out of the Adam Maitland costume.
Someone not on here, afaik, wanted to see me in my boots. Nothing else was specified ;)
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Someone not on here, afaik, wanted to see me in my boots. Nothing else was specified ;)
Happy upcoming Halloween!
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Happy upcoming Halloween!
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After a few months, a concussion, and an album, it's time to edit!
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
After a few months, a concussion, and an album, it's time to edit!
I woke up like this... Then got dressed and went to the mall.
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I woke up like this... Then got dressed and went to the mall.
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A very incomplete list of things we wouldn't have done if we waited for the normies to care:
- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A very incomplete list of things we wouldn't have done if we waited for the normies to care:
- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
I said i needed one but... 💦💦
October 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I said i needed one but... 💦💦
This is the look of a man in need of a wank, a shower, and the new ep of Taskmaster in that order.
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This is the look of a man in need of a wank, a shower, and the new ep of Taskmaster in that order.
Layering is important! #tightywhities #secretkink
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Layering is important! #tightywhities #secretkink
I'm no bootblack, but yesterday, these were dry, dusty, and uncomfortable as fuck after years of disuse. After spending a few hours last night cleaning and conditioning them while replacing the insoles and laces, they are much better!
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm no bootblack, but yesterday, these were dry, dusty, and uncomfortable as fuck after years of disuse. After spending a few hours last night cleaning and conditioning them while replacing the insoles and laces, they are much better!
I meant to get off daily this month but i haven't been feeling it at all. Today, I put on my red stretcher and had at it for the first time in a week.
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I meant to get off daily this month but i haven't been feeling it at all. Today, I put on my red stretcher and had at it for the first time in a week.
I cannot tell you how much this pinball table means to me. The fact that I can now play it at home fills me with a ridiculous amount of joy. My mom and I used to play it together at an arcade in the mall. I absolutely just sent her this. I still choked on the multiball.
Snap snap
Snap snap
October 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I cannot tell you how much this pinball table means to me. The fact that I can now play it at home fills me with a ridiculous amount of joy. My mom and I used to play it together at an arcade in the mall. I absolutely just sent her this. I still choked on the multiball.
Snap snap
Snap snap