Sarah Mattocks
@smattocks.bsky.social
Here for The Archers mainly but also gardening, nature, dogs and VWs.
Now that adolescence is known to last until 32, George has at least another decade to go #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Now that adolescence is known to last until 32, George has at least another decade to go #TheArchers
Of course Amber doesn’t know you George. You’ve only had a proper relationship for a few weeks #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Of course Amber doesn’t know you George. You’ve only had a proper relationship for a few weeks #TheArchers
I hope Brad isn’t pining for
Amber #TheArchers
Amber #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hope Brad isn’t pining for
Amber #TheArchers
Amber #TheArchers
Love was so easy behind bars #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Love was so easy behind bars #TheArchers
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Current #TheArchers Xmas Special odds
7/2 Brian dies
2/1 Amber bins George
4/1 George goes postal then scales St Stephen’s
6/1 Long awaited tree surgery accident
8/1 Kate’s accountant has a coronary
11/1 Ruth embraces her Sapphic tendencies
18/1 Leonard accidentally puts viagra in the Xmas pud
7/2 Brian dies
2/1 Amber bins George
4/1 George goes postal then scales St Stephen’s
6/1 Long awaited tree surgery accident
8/1 Kate’s accountant has a coronary
11/1 Ruth embraces her Sapphic tendencies
18/1 Leonard accidentally puts viagra in the Xmas pud
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Current #TheArchers Xmas Special odds
7/2 Brian dies
2/1 Amber bins George
4/1 George goes postal then scales St Stephen’s
6/1 Long awaited tree surgery accident
8/1 Kate’s accountant has a coronary
11/1 Ruth embraces her Sapphic tendencies
18/1 Leonard accidentally puts viagra in the Xmas pud
7/2 Brian dies
2/1 Amber bins George
4/1 George goes postal then scales St Stephen’s
6/1 Long awaited tree surgery accident
8/1 Kate’s accountant has a coronary
11/1 Ruth embraces her Sapphic tendencies
18/1 Leonard accidentally puts viagra in the Xmas pud
Excellent gobbling side effects #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Excellent gobbling side effects #TheArchers
Ooh Rex & Alice #Relice #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ooh Rex & Alice #Relice #TheArchers
A tractor run to make you forget about John Tony #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A tractor run to make you forget about John Tony #TheArchers
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Christmas S/L?
George attacks Brad. Goes back to prison. Amber and Brad new couple.
Ambridge loves it.
Ambers’ family love it.
Carters’ love it.
Grundys’ hate it.
#TheArchers
George attacks Brad. Goes back to prison. Amber and Brad new couple.
Ambridge loves it.
Ambers’ family love it.
Carters’ love it.
Grundys’ hate it.
#TheArchers
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Christmas S/L?
George attacks Brad. Goes back to prison. Amber and Brad new couple.
Ambridge loves it.
Ambers’ family love it.
Carters’ love it.
Grundys’ hate it.
#TheArchers
George attacks Brad. Goes back to prison. Amber and Brad new couple.
Ambridge loves it.
Ambers’ family love it.
Carters’ love it.
Grundys’ hate it.
#TheArchers
How does Leonard have the energy for all the cooking and the swinging? #TheArchers
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How does Leonard have the energy for all the cooking and the swinging? #TheArchers
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Leonard: Jill’s shagging her way round the golf club #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Leonard: Jill’s shagging her way round the golf club #TheArchers
Amber liked having George behind bars #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Amber liked having George behind bars #TheArchers
I can almost feel Amber flinching around George #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I can almost feel Amber flinching around George #TheArchers
Will be missing tonight as I am busy trying to source some second best china for baby Peggy. #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Will be missing tonight as I am busy trying to source some second best china for baby Peggy. #TheArchers
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Phoebe should have named it Jenny or Hayley as those two women had more to do with her upbringing than any other women. Jenny was a constant presence and encouraged her to go to Oxford whereas Hayley and Roy made a loving home for her. (Until Roy did a stupid thing) #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Phoebe should have named it Jenny or Hayley as those two women had more to do with her upbringing than any other women. Jenny was a constant presence and encouraged her to go to Oxford whereas Hayley and Roy made a loving home for her. (Until Roy did a stupid thing) #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I love Kate. A wonderful, passionate, selfish, awful, monster. One of my favourite characters.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I love Kate. A wonderful, passionate, selfish, awful, monster. One of my favourite characters.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Blimey that was a quick taxi #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Blimey that was a quick taxi #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I'd try to plop before Kate comes down to waft sage around and rearrange Phoebe chakras. #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'd try to plop before Kate comes down to waft sage around and rearrange Phoebe chakras. #TheArchers
Notice Phoebe wants Brodie and not Kate #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Notice Phoebe wants Brodie and not Kate #TheArchers
Typical Kate to wake practically everyone #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Typical Kate to wake practically everyone #TheArchers
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Has Finlay been called out to a fire caused by Lillian smoking? #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Has Finlay been called out to a fire caused by Lillian smoking? #TheArchers