Sarah Mattocks
@smattocks.bsky.social
Here for The Archers mainly but also gardening, nature, dogs and VWs.
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Veronica working up to shoving the stick up David’s arse. #TheArchers
*Only* 30 acres and a cottage. Such bad luck #TheArchers
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
*Only* 30 acres and a cottage. Such bad luck #TheArchers
Josh has definitely got the arse over Esme #TheArchers
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Josh has definitely got the arse over Esme #TheArchers
Reposted by Sarah Mattocks
[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
Reposted by Sarah Mattocks
I bet Susan had to pay full price for that Bridge farm hamper #TheArchers
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I bet Susan had to pay full price for that Bridge farm hamper #TheArchers
Put a Brooklyn Beckham statement on instagram Amber #TheArchers
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Put a Brooklyn Beckham statement on instagram Amber #TheArchers
David’s table is for Esme #TheArchers
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
David’s table is for Esme #TheArchers
Knee deep in a quagmire here but delighted our hosepipe ban has been lifted.
a person 's foot is stuck in a muddy puddle
ALT: a person 's foot is stuck in a muddy puddle
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February 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Knee deep in a quagmire here but delighted our hosepipe ban has been lifted.
Reposted by Sarah Mattocks
Gill and Leonard have gone to an early showing of Melania, I expect. #TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Gill and Leonard have gone to an early showing of Melania, I expect. #TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It’s all a bit depressingly Brookfield heavy #TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It’s all a bit depressingly Brookfield heavy #TheArchers
There you go Pip search through that poo 💩 #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
There you go Pip search through that poo 💩 #TheArchers
What was the point of getting rid of Clarrie if she’s going to get her job back? #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
What was the point of getting rid of Clarrie if she’s going to get her job back? #TheArchers
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Tony is encouraging broadcast sowing of wild seed. Amber is promoting the idea George did it first. #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Tony is encouraging broadcast sowing of wild seed. Amber is promoting the idea George did it first. #TheArchers
Just what Pip deserves is a ring pooped by Cleo #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Just what Pip deserves is a ring pooped by Cleo #TheArchers
A party and presents is the law in Ambridge (plus a cruise if you’re Pip) #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
A party and presents is the law in Ambridge (plus a cruise if you’re Pip) #TheArchers
What breed is Cleo? Our lab ate half a kitchen bin all covered in fire ash with no ill effects. #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
What breed is Cleo? Our lab ate half a kitchen bin all covered in fire ash with no ill effects. #TheArchers
Not keen on the creepy goatee #silentwitness
February 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Not keen on the creepy goatee #silentwitness
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Eight weeks not too late for a termination thinks Amber’s Mum. #TheArchers
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Eight weeks not too late for a termination thinks Amber’s Mum. #TheArchers
I’m confused with Esme and Amber and ladders #TheArchers
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I’m confused with Esme and Amber and ladders #TheArchers