smellmypits.bsky.social
@smellmypits.bsky.social
Gay guy
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If you say something retarded to me I’m just responding with “your dad pregnant” btw
Remenber trumps supporters are far worse and far more evil than he is
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Sorry, the *current* chief of staff gave an interview to the New York Times trashing her boss and half of her colleagues?
this is my surprised face
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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White House lied about “sex changes” in Guatemala to destroy USAID. Lies to govern. Clinics closed. Lives broke. Credibility burned. Migration rose. 💀
How a White House Lie About “Sex Changes” in Guatemala Helped Decimate USAID - Latino USA
False U.S. claims about funding “sex changes” in Guatemala sparked controversy, hurt LGBTQ+ groups in that country, and undermined USAID’s global work.
www.latinousa.org
December 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Need a 5’7 man bouncing on my shit so bad rn
December 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Powell cutting rates again while worst inflation since Carter. EVIL PARTISAN PUT HIM IN JAIL
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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me: baby are you saying pete hegseth is a closet homosexual bc he's a sloppy drunk?

@smellmypits.bsky.social : yes of course
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Can someone sell me 3 eggs
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I look hot on stage
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I have the rarest form of ADHD its the kind that makes you waste time not practicing your hobbies because hobbies aren't productive so even though you really want to learn how to draw anatomy and big boobs you cant because you dont want to "waste time" and just stand anxiously in place for years
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Invoking "color revolutions" as a boogeyman like this really goes to show how much these guys have cooked their brains on Russian propaganda specifically.
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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“Look the guy who spent the ‘90s screaming for a global RaHoWa against Islam and denying that a Russo-Ukrainian War was even possible because their languages sounded kinda similar made some good points because…wars…still…happen, or something”
Amid the liberal internationalist optimism of the late 1990s, Samuel Huntington foresaw a world marked by continued conflict.
Samuel Huntington Is Getting His Revenge
The idea of a global “clash of civilizations” wasn’t wrong—it was just premature.
foreignpolicy.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Community notes don’t get much more brutal than this
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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stop passing the buck.... trump's administation kept him in the country when it could have deported him. and they love to deport afghanis.... which begs the question, why was he granted asylum? answer: to do a false flag.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Ebenezer goonge: you there, femboy!! what day is it??

femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!

Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!

femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
December 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Awesome they get what they deserve
ICE just detained Karoline Leavitt’s nephew’s mother - a DACA recipient who was weeks away from a green card.
This is what happens when an administration builds a machine so aggressive it chews up its own orbit.
They promise “law and order” and end up creating chaos in their own families.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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If you’re wondering why there’s a lull in the Epstein files discussion, it’s because the law that just passed gave Pamela Jo 30 days to release the files. So we’re all waiting to see how she tries to sabotage it. The discussion will pick back up in earnest on December 20th.
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Only reason I voted
also lets b real

those texts helped jay jones
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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FYI
when they talk about Grand Jury testimony, those are NOT the Epstein files

The Epstein files are a completely different set of documents FFS
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We had 4 years to do this and Joe Brandon and merickkk garland decided to do nothing buy eat shkt all day
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.

We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.

We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I impregnated a twink
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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You don't hate the media enough.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
When I was a day old the government killed me because they said I was Al qaeda with a pussy. But when I died they said in order for me to walk again to eat Wendy’s
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM