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Jill

@smellslikefailure.bsky.social

2.1K followers 470 following 3.6K posts

She/her, ADHD goblin, animal lover, snarky klutz. At times acerbic and confrontational, we're working on it. I am not family-friendly. ICE agents burn in hell.

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · Mar 23

If any aliens are reading this, I'm totally down to be part of your "creatures of Earth" exhibit, hmu

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 4h

I hope his ass gets nailed to a wall for this

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 4h

I'm glad my mother is more of a "don't speak about it" type.

You can borrow my dad if you want, he's sane.

Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 4h

And you know that pos is/was most likely doing the same shit to other people. What a prick.

I'm sorry y'all are having to deal with this. :(

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 6h

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 5h

You can get extended win10 support if you don't want to install win11 for another year

Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 6h

Little chlamydia demons, all of 'em

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 6h

I remember my brother made a map on graph paper for it, but I can't remember if it also came with one. I've slept a lot since then. :P

Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 6h

And for some people, even if you've tackled obesity, the food noise never. goes. away.

Source - Me

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 6h

If you haven't heard a koala before, boy are you in for a big surprise

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 17h

👁️👅👁️

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 1d

Once, somewhere, some brilliant human being got so mad at another human being, he concocted the word asshole to describe his nemesis.

We owe that person, and perhaps the asshole for asshole'ing that hard, a tremendous debt.

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

Instead of just sipping from the cup of crazy, they decided to guzzle the whole bottle

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

I didn't think we were supposed to make those?

Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

I've always wondered, what do possum ears feel like? Are you allowed to pet them?

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

Cutest attempt at a comb over I've ever seen!

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Waffles the Virginia Opossum @wafflesopossum.bsky.social · 2d

Hi friends! While Mama was making my scrambie eggs this morning, I decided to do my hair all pretty for everyone. I love this new style! I hope you love it, as well! 💙💙💙💙💙

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

how to get mashed potatoes out of keyboard

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

I sometimes think of the killing to be made off merchandise alone

Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know how to READ

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

Delightful representation of a borb, and just look at that angry face! Robin doesn't understand that it's basically oversized dandelion fluff. 😂

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

Hell, most normal supplements are a waste unless you have an actual deficiency!

Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

'You're Giving Yourself Expensive Urine' are not words I expected to read this early in the morning (about taking glutathione supplements after taking Tylenol)

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

He has a ‘tell’ when he’s lying.

He speaks.

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

Remote-controlled I hope?

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 2d

I love her coloring, it looks like spilled ink in water almost

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