Noah Smith
@smithnoah.bsky.social
Noah Smith is a writer or something.
I would that thought Harpo was Yet to Come, since that’s the spirit that doesn’t speak …
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I would that thought Harpo was Yet to Come, since that’s the spirit that doesn’t speak …
Yes, he grew up to be an interesting adult and his later performances, like in Saved! are good. Clearly something about him worked in the 90s but … well, there’s a reason why little brother has the statuettes.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yes, he grew up to be an interesting adult and his later performances, like in Saved! are good. Clearly something about him worked in the 90s but … well, there’s a reason why little brother has the statuettes.
It’s really evident, when you watch this, that Kieran is a much better actor than Macaulay.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s really evident, when you watch this, that Kieran is a much better actor than Macaulay.
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*Demogorgon grabs*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
*Demogorgon grabs*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
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MY LOVE OF SANTA HAS GIVEN ME SAXOPHONE POWERS
*plays unrelated notes*
*plays unrelated notes*
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
MY LOVE OF SANTA HAS GIVEN ME SAXOPHONE POWERS
*plays unrelated notes*
*plays unrelated notes*
My wife says the Minnie Mouse balloon looks like she’s on Ozempic. #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My wife says the Minnie Mouse balloon looks like she’s on Ozempic. #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Nice to see they sneaked in one dreidel on the Hallmark Channel Advent Calendar float. #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Nice to see they sneaked in one dreidel on the Hallmark Channel Advent Calendar float. #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
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*bikes through Demon Hunters on bike with massive cheese grater*
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
*bikes through Demon Hunters on bike with massive cheese grater*
First Christmas song at 11:15 AM. And it’s modern goth Taylor Momsen recreating her Cindy Lou Who song from the 2000 Grinch movie. 2025 is weird.
(The UN classified that movie as a war crime, right?) #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
(The UN classified that movie as a war crime, right?) #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
First Christmas song at 11:15 AM. And it’s modern goth Taylor Momsen recreating her Cindy Lou Who song from the 2000 Grinch movie. 2025 is weird.
(The UN classified that movie as a war crime, right?) #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
(The UN classified that movie as a war crime, right?) #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
Slowly easing into the Christmas portion. This Lindt chocolate float is definitely Christmas colors but the song is just “I Wanna Dance with Somebody”. #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Slowly easing into the Christmas portion. This Lindt chocolate float is definitely Christmas colors but the song is just “I Wanna Dance with Somebody”. #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysparade #macysdayparade
So many essays just started being written about whether these purple knit Rumi wigs that Al, Honda, and Savannah are wearing are cultural appropriation. #kpopdemonhunters #huntrix #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #mavysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
So many essays just started being written about whether these purple knit Rumi wigs that Al, Honda, and Savannah are wearing are cultural appropriation. #kpopdemonhunters #huntrix #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #mavysdayparade
“Okay, Mateo Bocelli. Since you’re singing a song in your native Italian, we’ll put you on a float that celebrates Italian culture in a really classy way.”
“Pasta Dragon on a float sponsored by jarred tomato sauce?”
“You got it!”
#macysthanksgivingdayparade
#macysparade #macysdayparade
“Pasta Dragon on a float sponsored by jarred tomato sauce?”
“You got it!”
#macysthanksgivingdayparade
#macysparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“Okay, Mateo Bocelli. Since you’re singing a song in your native Italian, we’ll put you on a float that celebrates Italian culture in a really classy way.”
“Pasta Dragon on a float sponsored by jarred tomato sauce?”
“You got it!”
#macysthanksgivingdayparade
#macysparade #macysdayparade
“Pasta Dragon on a float sponsored by jarred tomato sauce?”
“You got it!”
#macysthanksgivingdayparade
#macysparade #macysdayparade
Reposted by Noah Smith
*gently puts a Stranger Things kid into a sleeper hold*
*quietly takes bike*
*quietly takes bike*
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
*gently puts a Stranger Things kid into a sleeper hold*
*quietly takes bike*
*quietly takes bike*
My wife thought they just said Geoffrey the Giraffe on the Toys-R-Us float was throwing “beets” as he acts as DJ for Lil Jon. We’re in our late 40s, folks. #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My wife thought they just said Geoffrey the Giraffe on the Toys-R-Us float was throwing “beets” as he acts as DJ for Lil Jon. We’re in our late 40s, folks. #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
Ooh. Roker loses cred for calling one of the Ninja Turtles “Ralph.” #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ooh. Roker loses cred for calling one of the Ninja Turtles “Ralph.” #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
I wonder if MAGA is mad that Foreigner gets to perform in the parade instead of an American band. #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I wonder if MAGA is mad that Foreigner gets to perform in the parade instead of an American band. #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
The premise of the Minions balloon is that the big one is a balloon but the small ones attached to him are real Minions who made a giant balloon version of one of their friends? #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The premise of the Minions balloon is that the big one is a balloon but the small ones attached to him are real Minions who made a giant balloon version of one of their friends? #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #macysdayparade