yodels
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electrical engineer, stl adjacent
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all this lebensraum talk is straight *goofy!*
Bacon on the administration's rhetoric about Greenland: "This is one of the silliest things I've heard come out of the White House in the last year. It's unacceptable and I hope other Republicans line up behind me and make it clear to the White House that it's wrong."
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
all this lebensraum talk is straight *goofy!*
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The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
when you enjoy blinking a normal amount
WELKER: Is the Cuban government the Trump administration's next target?
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
when you enjoy blinking a normal amount
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brb inventing a time machine to prevent Aaron Sorkin's parents from fucking
President Maduro was a repressive dictator propped up by his authoritarian allies in Moscow and Beijing. However, a military operation of this kind done without Congressional approval sets a dangerous precedent for our own country and could lead to greater instability around the world.
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
brb inventing a time machine to prevent Aaron Sorkin's parents from fucking
Schumer responding to the President illegally kidnapping a head of state like he’s the most braindead Resist Lib reply guy imaginable.
Schumer: "It makes you think that maybe to Trump he wants to distract the American people, as he always does, from the skyrocketing costs they are facing, from the Epstein files."
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Schumer responding to the President illegally kidnapping a head of state like he’s the most braindead Resist Lib reply guy imaginable.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
This is different from the sanewashed coverage the media has fallen over themselves to provide him. If he wants to spew this embarrassing lunacy to the masses DIRECTLY, I don't possibly see it helping him.
So every time Trump claims he has a major primetime announcement the networks will give him free live airtime to give a MAGA rally speech?
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is different from the sanewashed coverage the media has fallen over themselves to provide him. If he wants to spew this embarrassing lunacy to the masses DIRECTLY, I don't possibly see it helping him.
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Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
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Look, I didn’t vote for this - I voted for a hypothetical Trump administration grounded in zero empirical evidence
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Look, I didn’t vote for this - I voted for a hypothetical Trump administration grounded in zero empirical evidence
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Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.
if someone says ski ima beat their ass
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if someone says ski ima beat their ass
this is what trump would look like if he made a cameo in king of the hill
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
this is what trump would look like if he made a cameo in king of the hill