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We are three crones who have been swapping smut since we were maidens and therefore spend a lot of time yelling about romance books.

Primarily managed by Holly.

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January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Biggest heart eyes, for whatever reason:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The group projects:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The authors we binged

(with bonus shoutout to T Kingfisher, whose books have too long a waitlist at the library to properly binge)
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The sexy ones:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The infuriating ones:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The tense ones:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The tearjerkers:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The weirdest books:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The swoony ones:

(with a bonus shout-out to The Anonymous Letters of C. Forestier by Felicia Davin, because Isabel de Tourzin is hashtag goals)
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The thought-provoking reads:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The funny reads:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I am so angry about this on behalf of plant people everywhere because that's not how hostas work and also midnight blue hostas are a real thing but they look like this:
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The book she read was Year of the Cat, which sounds like a *ride*. Anyone else read this bad boy and can report back to me?
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Our fav reads in November
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Our October favs!
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@collectingromance.bsky.social (and anyone else who might know), is it possible that I found a copy of Skye O'Malley with the original cover art???
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Inspired by Ingrid's review:
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Our fav reads in September:
October 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Today's Little Free Library find: two Harlequin Silhouettes from the late 90s.

They're both single dad cowboy needs a wife books, so I'm probably not going to read them (even if "Her Torrid Temporary Marriage" is a *great* title), but I sure did get a lot of joy from finding them
September 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Our favorite reads for August
September 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
August 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Our July favs
August 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The book and the beach in question!
July 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Some books we'll be reading and talking about in July
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM