The Smut Report
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We are three crones who have been swapping smut since we were maidens and therefore spend a lot of time yelling about romance books. Primarily managed by Holly. Blog at smutreport.com
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I promised lots of links to Ye Olde Blogge, so here's a round up of some of our greatest hits to get you started. 🧵
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I'm sorry slash you're welcome
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#Romancelandia
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Authors - need a cover artist? This pack has you covered (lol) and is a great starting point for getting human made arts for your writing!
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This is a great resource! I just got my local ballot and like always, I’ll research candidates for library board by checking out their social media. This article has info on right-wing buzzwords and dog whistles, plus a link to a site where we can see the candidates past political donations. 📌👇🏼
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How to be an informed, pro-library, anti-book ban voter in upcoming fall elections (if you have them) and well into the future.

Don't just celebrate banned books. Don't just read banned books. VOTE to support the democratic institutions creating access to them.

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Be an Informed Pro-Library, Pro-Literary Voter Now: Book Censorship News, October 10, 2025
Elections in several states will be coming up throughout the months of October and November. Here's how to be a pro-library voter.
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The placeholder heroine definitely seems very similar to self-insert / book boyfriend stuff
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IIRC, in Dangerous Men & Adventurous Women (in 1992), Laura Kinsale argued that romance readers project themselves onto the hero. I don't remember the nuances of her argument, but I wonder if it's a case of same thing, different flavor
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It’s a big “book boyfriend” thing as well. They replace and erase the FMC so they can have whatever toxic asshole is the hottie du jour. Can’t do that in third because it’s so clearly not the reader that’s narrating. The actual FMC and her role in the story doesn’t matter.
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I have no idea. Color me baffled.
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I strongly prefer 3rd and everyone yelling at authors to only write first can take a hike.

(Also, POV is a *tool* and you should use the one that works best for the story you're telling)
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I'm mostly baffled by the people who follow shit like that. Like. Why?
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But also according to this image there's a Bear Attack.

(Is it THAT kind of bear? Or a bear bear? I have so many questions.)
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So yeah, as I was saying, there is a WILDLY CONSENSUAL 19-on-1 scene in this series.
A trope map style graphic with the cover of Her Brother's Billionaire Best Friend by Abigail Barnette surrounded with text. The cover pictures a red-haired white woman in a black bra and panties sitting in the lap of a white man in a black suit. He's holding a rocks glass with liquor in it. The text around the cover reads: FWB to lovers! Age gap! Lube orgy! Group activities! Sex island! Older brother's best friend! Bear attack! Peach emoji eggplant emoji in a birthday cake!
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An FYI to #romancelandia and #booksky in this age of proliferating scams targeting authors
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A PSA: If you ever get an email from The Smut Report offering to talk about your book in exchange for $$$, it is definitely a scam.
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The phishers have now moved on to posing as the organizers of real book clubs so that's fun, I have had to tell 3 people this week that someone is impersonating them
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Ooooh, thanks for the rec! I (Holly) am, at a minimum, interested in romance-horror crossovers (in all their weird and wonderful forms) so I'll check it out.
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Just got an email because I'm part of the Parkmobile Data Breach Settlement.

I am eligible for…

$1

In credit.

To be used toward Parkmobile service fees.
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1. We don't solicit authors. (Maybe if you're an indie and we've reviewed all of your books we'll send you a note asking about your upcoming release schedule, but that's it.)

2. We never charge for reviews. Period.
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A PSA: If you ever get an email from The Smut Report offering to talk about your book in exchange for $$$, it is definitely a scam.
roselerner.bsky.social
The phishers have now moved on to posing as the organizers of real book clubs so that's fun, I have had to tell 3 people this week that someone is impersonating them
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I loved everything about this book
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My new book, Dealing With A Desperate Demon, is out today! Cheery curvy bookseller, grumpy curvy demon, dating lessons, a beauty and the beast style curse, lots of horniness. Perfect to curl up to for spooky season! You can grab it these places!

read.macmillan.com/lp/dealing-w...
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Oh hey looks like there's free shipping from Bookshop dot org, here's a curated list of great smut you can get there (organized by mood and representation)

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I guess it's Prime Day(s) again, so here are some options if you'd rather not help Jeff Bezos grow even richer. 🧵

First, a couple of Starter Packs of Indie Bookstores to support. (If you are or know of an indie bookstore w/ a Bluesky account that's not listed, let me know.)
go.bsky.app/DZdrHhm
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Inspired by Ingrid's review:
Kombucha girl:

Romance hero who says "No one will ever love you like I do"

Yuck face: contemporary romance
Yum face: fantasy romance
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Considering that I really liked the *other* books by Davin I've read, I'm eyeing this sale even though I own literally a million books already (hashtag reader problems)
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EDGE OF NOWHERE is $0.99 as an ebook right now. A cranky smuggler gets hired to teleport an unconscious man. They get stranded in an alien wilderness, rely on each other to get home, and spend the rest of the book in varying states of horny panic.

books2read.com/edgeo...
or feliciadavin.itch.io...
An image of a figure in silhouette with his back to the viewer. His silhouette is transparent and the starry void of space is visible through it. The text on the cover says "Edge of Nowhere," and below that, "Felicia Davin."
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I loved the way magic was portrayed in these books (especially Witchful Thinking). They're really gentle and lovely and perfect for fall.
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For my KU peeps, The Elemental Love series is now on KU for a limited time only. 💛💜🧡 You've heard about Freya Grove, now it's the perfect time to visit this whimsy and adorable town this Fall. The Caraways can't wait to meet you! ✨️💖🍂🍁🎃 #cozyvibes
The Elemental Love series is on Kindle Unlimited for a short time.