The Smut Report
@smutreport.com
We are three crones who have been swapping smut since we were maidens and therefore spend a lot of time yelling about romance books.
Primarily managed by Holly.
Blog at smutreport.com
Primarily managed by Holly.
Blog at smutreport.com
Also, what does it even mean to call Dante's work "professional"? It's not like the publishing landscape in 14th century Italy looked like anything that we would recognize. He was just a dude who wrote a long poem that a bunch of people liked.
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Also, what does it even mean to call Dante's work "professional"? It's not like the publishing landscape in 14th century Italy looked like anything that we would recognize. He was just a dude who wrote a long poem that a bunch of people liked.
You mean…horribly fabulous, right?
January 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
You mean…horribly fabulous, right?
Ok, but I'd love to see the bibliographies you've built
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Ok, but I'd love to see the bibliographies you've built
I rewatched it recently with my kids and I can confirm that the fox can still extremely hot. I can't tell you why, but it definitely wasn't just preteen hormones.
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I rewatched it recently with my kids and I can confirm that the fox can still extremely hot. I can't tell you why, but it definitely wasn't just preteen hormones.
Wow, that's great news for the author. Thanks for the update!
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Wow, that's great news for the author. Thanks for the update!
Community Witch by Ash Kreider was the kindest romance I read in 2025. I would be shocked if it's in the library though.
CW: anxiety
My review if you want more deets: smutreport.com/2025/06/27/r...
CW: anxiety
My review if you want more deets: smutreport.com/2025/06/27/r...
Review: Community Witch by Ash Kreider (2025)
Heat Factor: There’s definitely some spice Character Chemistry: Kindness above all else Plot: Aspen takes their dream job and deals with grief, anxiety, dating, and the Baba Yaga Overall: This is a…
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January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Community Witch by Ash Kreider was the kindest romance I read in 2025. I would be shocked if it's in the library though.
CW: anxiety
My review if you want more deets: smutreport.com/2025/06/27/r...
CW: anxiety
My review if you want more deets: smutreport.com/2025/06/27/r...
And our final category, our favorite podcast episodes:
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January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
And our final category, our favorite podcast episodes:
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smutreport.com/2025/04/04/i...
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Biggest heart eyes, for whatever reason:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Biggest heart eyes, for whatever reason:
The group projects:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The group projects:
The authors we binged
(with bonus shoutout to T Kingfisher, whose books have too long a waitlist at the library to properly binge)
(with bonus shoutout to T Kingfisher, whose books have too long a waitlist at the library to properly binge)
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The authors we binged
(with bonus shoutout to T Kingfisher, whose books have too long a waitlist at the library to properly binge)
(with bonus shoutout to T Kingfisher, whose books have too long a waitlist at the library to properly binge)
The infuriating ones:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The infuriating ones:
The weirdest books:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The weirdest books:
The swoony ones:
(with a bonus shout-out to The Anonymous Letters of C. Forestier by Felicia Davin, because Isabel de Tourzin is hashtag goals)
(with a bonus shout-out to The Anonymous Letters of C. Forestier by Felicia Davin, because Isabel de Tourzin is hashtag goals)
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The swoony ones:
(with a bonus shout-out to The Anonymous Letters of C. Forestier by Felicia Davin, because Isabel de Tourzin is hashtag goals)
(with a bonus shout-out to The Anonymous Letters of C. Forestier by Felicia Davin, because Isabel de Tourzin is hashtag goals)
The thought-provoking reads:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The thought-provoking reads:
