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We are three crones who have been swapping smut since we were maidens and therefore spend a lot of time yelling about romance books.

Primarily managed by Holly.

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Also, what does it even mean to call Dante's work "professional"? It's not like the publishing landscape in 14th century Italy looked like anything that we would recognize. He was just a dude who wrote a long poem that a bunch of people liked.
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
You mean…horribly fabulous, right?
January 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Ok, but I'd love to see the bibliographies you've built
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I rewatched it recently with my kids and I can confirm that the fox can still extremely hot. I can't tell you why, but it definitely wasn't just preteen hormones.
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Wow, that's great news for the author. Thanks for the update!
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Community Witch by Ash Kreider was the kindest romance I read in 2025. I would be shocked if it's in the library though.

CW: anxiety

My review if you want more deets: smutreport.com/2025/06/27/r...
Review: Community Witch by Ash Kreider (2025)
Heat Factor: There’s definitely some spice Character Chemistry: Kindness above all else Plot: Aspen takes their dream job and deals with grief, anxiety, dating, and the Baba Yaga Overall: This is a…
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January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Biggest heart eyes, for whatever reason:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The group projects:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The authors we binged

(with bonus shoutout to T Kingfisher, whose books have too long a waitlist at the library to properly binge)
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The sexy ones:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The infuriating ones:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The tense ones:
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The tearjerkers:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The weirdest books:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The swoony ones:

(with a bonus shout-out to The Anonymous Letters of C. Forestier by Felicia Davin, because Isabel de Tourzin is hashtag goals)
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The thought-provoking reads:
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The funny reads:
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM