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Snack Burglar
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Hell site refugee. ASU/Seattle Sports. Politics. Memes. Co-host of the Top 5 Podcast.
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I feel this
Kind of rooting for SF tomorrow because I don’t want Seattle-Rams until the conference championship (or not at all).
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Fire Matt LaFleur tonight. He's a hell of an OC, but he's not fit to be a HC.
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My weekend picks:
Miami -3.5 over Ole Miss
Oregon over Indiana -3.5
Rams -10.5 over Panthers
Packers -1.5 over Bears
Jaguars over Bills -1.5
Eagles -4.5 over Niners
Patriots -3.5 over Chargers
Texans -3 over Steelers
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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That’s 8 field goals and a safety combined.
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
🤝
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Take the points you idiots
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Ugh. He has Charbonnett in the flat. It was right there.
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Planned Parenthood is how millions of poor women in this country get access to basic health screenings and, yes, contraceptives, which prevent unwanted pregnancies, which also means fewer abortions. Defunding Planned Parenthood is wanton stupidity. Just cruel insanity.
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A cruel and unnecessary attack on poor women.
BREAKING: Court allows Trump-backed cuts to Planned Parenthood's Medicaid funding in 22 states reut.rs/4soSv7m
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm back from hell site. Garbage site, garbage trolls. So dumb.
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Ok it is pretty funny watching both refs emphatically signal a catch on the Kupp reception here tho lol. Gotta imagine it's a wink at Puka. But it will definitely make the conspiracy machine to go brrr
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The "bUt ThEy BlEw ThE wHiStLe" ppl think a legitimate scoring play should be reversed due to a technicality. The ref shouldn’t have blown it. Do you wipe an otherwise legitimate score off the board because the refs goofed? If your answer to that is yes, you are a bad sports fan.
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I was correct.
Last year I thought Grubb was a bold hire, but I was concerned that he and his staff were too new to the Pros when paired with a first time HC.

Kubiak has a lifetime in the game and dudes with decades of experience. However successful their offense might be, what they won't be is incompetent.
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but anyone who thinks Cam Skattebo is a fullback doesn't know ball.

Sure, Skattebo ran a mid-4.6 40-time at his Pro Day. So what? So did Josh Jacobs. Marcus Allen ran a 4.59. Ricky Watters ran a 4.71.

Some of you are too lazy to do research and it shows.
April 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
4 weeks in & Geno Smith leads the NFL in interceptions; Sam Darnold has the 3rd best rating under pressure. I'm resisting the urge to be petty and respond to those who cussed me out last March. Your analysis was flawed, I knew it at the time, and I'll leave it politely at that.
September 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Seahawks are better than Arizona. That game shouldn't have been close, but hey, that's ball.
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Unreal. What a joke.
September 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Now THERE was some grit from Witherspoon. Great pass breakup on 3rd down.
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Pussy shit. No killer instinct at all. Way too soft.
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Now Devon Witherspoon is the soft one. Softer than 10 ply on that. He was PERFECTLY positioned to get that INT and he gives up the TD. SOFT. No killer instinct.
September 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I HATE that they had first and goal and took no shots at the end zone. I hate that chickenshit nonsense. Go for the throat!
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Nature is healing
Under center dropback passing TD, welcome back to 2000 folks
September 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The Seahawks are missing Robbie Ouzts
September 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Share this with anyone who says Darnold was a downgrade from Geno.
What an impressive play this is from San Darnold. Pass pro melts down and there's a free rusher up the A-gap. He escapes the rush, scrambles away, and then delivers a great touch pass to JSN.
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thank you, Athletics. They beat Houston 5 - 1.

The Mariners' magic number to win the AL West has dropped to 1.
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM