oh god i didn’t know this is real

#!/bin/powershell

he tries to skewer his opponent as a swindler, gets tripped up by the most obvious follow up question, managing to implicate himself as a swindler in the process. *chef’s kiss*

joe biden: trans sexuals. they got. they got increased lung capacity. ca... can you believe it? lung capacity. imagine that

jill biden: yes dear. they do. you made one your assistant secretary of health. remember?

joe: right. that's right. she could swim better'n a samoan jack reacher.

to nurse its robot young

she’s mealy mouthed, lacks conviction, pro-genocide, anti universal healthcare, basically a moderate republican

one typically writes an article about something insignificant, on account of how insignificant it is. it’s called desensationalizing, and it’s what news papers do best

Clearly Dick Cheney was a load bearing shitbag and the timeline is self correcting

of course this backstabbing gargoyle would swoop in to take credit after all the work was done

his charming smile belies the heart of a conquerer