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my ass for a kingdom
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this man has been lauded as a unique genius intellect of our age and he clearly does not think even one move ahead
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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joe biden: trans sexuals. they got. they got increased lung capacity. ca... can you believe it? lung capacity. imagine that

jill biden: yes dear. they do. you made one your assistant secretary of health. remember?

joe: right. that's right. she could swim better'n a samoan jack reacher.
September 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i was trying to console someone yesterday but my wires got crossed and what i actually said was “it’s probably much worse than you think”
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
if there was any justice in the world prince andrew would get pimped out as a rent boy to people 5x his age (vampires)
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Clearly Dick Cheney was a load bearing shitbag and the timeline is self correcting
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
staten island’s a rough place for women, huh?
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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[ASMR] Bluesky ASMR Roleplay 🦋 | Big Account Clout Gap Lowbie Bullying 😈 | Terminally Online Poster RP 📩 (JOI, Custom Feeds, SAH) [NO Puppy Mentions]
January 2, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
ring the bells from dusk till dawn! pound the drums! hold your neighbors hand and sing in chorus! dick cheney is dead! the scourge of iraq, reaper of a million souls, never shall he wage a war again!
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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no babe it’s fine.. i just don’t know what the fuck ur problem is
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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i think theres a difference between nostalgia and reminiscing-

nostalgia's built off the -algia root, which means pain- nostalgia is the lament that things aren't as we remember them being

reminiscing can be nostalgic, but it can also just be gratitude expressed for experiences we've had
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Sure, skeletons are scary, but a body without a skeleton is much scarier
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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This has got to be the one, The New Yorker.
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY YALL!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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todays biblical holocaust kill count is brought to you by gloo, krunt, fleckD, and PeepL
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I feel like "we've made an app that gives people psychosis and here's how many people we've sent insane" is past late-stage capitalism. It's some new stage of previously unforeseen horrors beyond human imagination.
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM