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orchid
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new rich people eugenics idea: analyzing every cell in a semen sample and choosing one that would scientifically make the most attractive baby
September 9, 2023 at 9:08 PM
they should have a dating app for humans looking for Home Depot Halloween Lawn Decor
September 9, 2023 at 3:22 PM
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treat him gently
August 15, 2023 at 2:04 AM
at first i LOL'ed then i serioused
August 14, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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# furry art yayyyy 😃
August 5, 2023 at 12:55 AM
if zootopia 2 comes out and doesnt have clawhouser and bogo making out on screen im boycotting
August 14, 2023 at 1:10 AM
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August 11, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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This was done for Pride month earlier this year C:
August 11, 2023 at 12:24 PM
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if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour
August 9, 2023 at 10:41 PM
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i want to hear vampires argue about dracula. i want to hear one be like "he got handed everything with that stoker book. there are so many better vampires" and another one shake their head like "no way, dracula changed the game. you cant pretend he didnt"
August 9, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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i dropped everything i was doing to draw you this werewolf doing a ✨big stretch✨

🎨🌮 #furryart
August 9, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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this is still one of the funniest things my husband has ever sent me
August 8, 2023 at 7:28 PM
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Lingering
August 8, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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This is the stupidest thing I've ever made
August 8, 2023 at 4:57 PM
my dad says he doesnt listen to The Shirelles because Shirelle sounds like the armenian word for pee so to him theyre The PeePees
August 8, 2023 at 7:28 PM
i made an Oopsenheimer in my pants and its Atomic
August 7, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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Ash :(
July 27, 2023 at 6:48 PM
me if i was in baby driver:
oh yeah. it's drivin time. *two wuv by tally hall starts playing*
July 28, 2023 at 2:48 AM
this photoshoot was giving something truly magical
July 19, 2023 at 9:53 PM
how drift phonk fans look when real memphis rap songs come at them
July 19, 2023 at 8:14 PM