After you dig yourself out of the snow today, go and treat yourself to some fast food.
Otherwise those essential workers will have risked their lives getting to work for nothing.

This snow storm is embarrassing us in front of Jim Cantore.

Had to make sure that my son was present for his first live execution. I really enjoy the Pop Tart Bowl traditions.

I live, I die, I live again.

@espn.com that mean spirited comparison segment ruined the spirit of the Pop Tart Bowl.

Iowa State is rushing the field? That’s embarrassing.

Is it even Farmageddon if neither team looks like they want to win?

They couldn’t get the Cardigans back together to perform Love Fool for the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

Picked up this little book of writers’ writing rituals, & I think most of em are liars — “up at dawn, 6 hours at my desk, followed by calisthenics, liquor, & reading edifying works.” But David Lynch delivers the goods.

NEBRASKA IS GOING BOWLING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Artist you’ve seen live for each letter of the alphabet:

Arcade Fire
Belle & Sebastian
Cage The Elephant
Decemberists
Evanescence
Flaming Lips
Gogol Bordello
Hembree
Interpol
Jimmy Eat World
Kishi Bashi
Local H
Modest Mouse
National
Otoboke Beaver
Pixies
QOTSA
Radiohead
Shins
TV on the Radio
U2

The 1001albumsgenerator.com is great because one day you’ll find a new favorite and the next day you’ll inflict your least favorite artist on yourself for an hour to not cheat.

Whoa is spelled w-h-o-a. Please make a note of it.

This will be my best batch of bottle soup yet!

i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can

Trimming your nails while outside makes life about .02% easier. And that’s not nothing.

I’m trying to recreate my Twitter experience from the before times. The long long ago.