Snek
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Snek
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In my lane slithering, unbothered, moisturized
Prof art - tog:)
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stop putting into words what librarian is thinking 24/7
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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sorry, this is the america doctrine. if it is un-american it is not at its very core but in its unusually straightforward expression
Here is the Trump Doctrine, as articulated by Stephen Miller in his truly frightening interview with Jake Tapper this afternoon. It is very much like the doctrine of the dictators we fought and defeated in World War II and of Putin today. It is un-American at its very core.
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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if the Swiss Guard pull a Venezuela I'd convert
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.

The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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xavier renegade angel dialogue
January 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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movie so ass he just left a normal review
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Caught up with the weekly roll like yesterday. They’re funny to me
January 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Neoconservative:
(noun)
Someone with a belief system that radically adjusts in order to continuously maximise the number of people they can wish harm upon and cause harm to.
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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lmfao
January 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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i’ve still seen people not take trump seriously on greenland but i’ve never been more certain he really does want to colonize it
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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I love this because it's so beautifully stupid. It's like he's saying that imperialism has only been theoretical conjecture before now, and that Trump is the first guy to go "but maybe..."
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Oil companies, and this is true, have never lied about anything before.
The amount of “this is clearly about oil” posting across all platforms as story after story comes out where the oil industry is saying that the oil isn’t worth extracting is making me feel a little insane
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Huntress weezard
January 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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it’s always obviously about oil
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Commonwealth Armoured Car
December 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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corny jail
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Hail to the King
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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"God forbid a drum got a little motion" is going into voice bank
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM