Hummingbird, distracted.
snukes.bsky.social
Hummingbird, distracted.
@snukes.bsky.social
Aspiring professional daydreamer. Explorer. Lover of cats and cookies.
Black Hills of South Dakota. she/her
Happy Black Cat Day from Her Majesty.
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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My sustaining donor spiel: If you have a enough money to keep forgetting to unsubscribe to something, I highly recommend becoming a sustaining donor at the food bank (or other org) of your choice.
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We don’t get a lot of monarchs in western South Dakota. Every one I spot feels like a gift. (Also I always hope they’re not too lost.)
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I stuffed a batch of spaghetti full of jalapeños, habaneros, and ghost peppers in preparation for the Harvest Moon Festival in Custer this weekend. Do you enjoy a little suffering with your meal? Come see me!
October 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Neighbors: please leave your house keys under your back doormats if you’re expecting to get raptured so I can come rescue your pets.
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
That feeling when the persistent and eternal thought of “time to get up and do something productive” can finally be answered with, “nah, not right now.”
September 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So busy making Rainbow Noods in June, I didn’t post any of them. I make rainbows all year round, but Fabulous Fettuccine is a #Pride month specialty. They’re SO pretty, the extra work feels worth it. Not “make them all year” worth it, but close! 😅
#pasta #noodles #noods #rainbows
July 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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July 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My new yard is growing cartoon columbines. 💜🤍
June 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
2:03 into my “30-60 minute” wait on hold with the IRS, the IRS hung up on me. Honestly, I’m most angry about having listened to their hold music for that long with no payoff.

Also: the IRS is sending out bum notices. If you get one, don’t panic (yet). It looks like this is their screwup.
June 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Luna is momentarily distracted from her ongoing relocation-fury by the allure of a cat-height window.
June 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A little late for Bee Day, but please enjoy this glorious bumble spotted living its best life at the greenhouse today.
May 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My very favorite part of a spring evening fire.
May 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Our lilacs are absolutely out of control this year.
May 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Dear Santa…
New little doll in a stand with a cute kitty 😻
Hand sewn and designed to look wonderfully weird and perfectly imperfect, they are available on Big Cartel
littlebirdofparadise.bigcartel.com/product/kitt...

#outsiderart #bsnm #art #textileart #handmade #mhhsbd #cats #craft
April 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
“The Cat and The Chaos”
April 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My cat isn’t a big snuggler and she hates my singing. If I sing loudly, she meows at me until I quiet down. Tonight I was singing while seated. She meowed, ran a circle around my chair, then hopped up into my lap as I sang.

Y’all. My cat thinks she’s comforting me while I gasp out my swan song. 😭
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Oh hell tomorrow is April 1.

Could we all maybe agree in advance that practical jokes are a bad idea in a year where it looks like reality is being written by the onion?
March 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That feeling when you realize the confidence with which you said “I can have my kitchen reassembled in 2 days!” was severely misplaced, and your middle-aged ass is saved by your mommy who offers to feed you dinner for the next 2 weeks while you recalculate.
March 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
As I contemplate moving from my cozy-but-dark-and-rather-crowded house into something brighter and better fitting my current needs (though also, y’know, more expensive), I keep catching myself weighing, in total seriousness, the apocalyptic pros and cons:
March 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Pi Day Pro Tip: maybe don’t put the gallon-sized jug of wine next to the pie in the car when you drive to your mommy’s house for Pi Day Pie Dinner.

Fortunately, squished pie is still delicious pie.
March 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The excitement I feel at seeing an S in this morning’s puzzle is completely disproportionate to the actual impact it has on my life. Happy 2,500th puzzle, #nytSpellingBee!
March 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM