soapy of the swans™
@soapywittank.bsky.social
swan wrangler. if you enjoy my 📸s please donate swan food money here - https://paypal.me/soapyscygnets?locale.x=en_GB avi by @gingertotty.bsky.social photos mine unless reposts
late evening pyjama'd hip lean againstering's commenced and all's well with the world
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
late evening pyjama'd hip lean againstering's commenced and all's well with the world
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My @vimtotime.bsky.social goodies have arrived, including a special custom bracelet with my name 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My @vimtotime.bsky.social goodies have arrived, including a special custom bracelet with my name 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
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My ghost is fine thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My ghost is fine thank you.
an eleven swan day
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
an eleven swan day
graffiti from saturday all finished @vimtotime.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
graffiti from saturday all finished @vimtotime.bsky.social
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as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
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Happy budget day times
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Happy budget day times
🚨🚨🚨 YOU NEED TO WARM THE CAT UP KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
🚨🚨🚨 YOU NEED TO WARM THE CAT UP KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨
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I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
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He was, he wanted to come out & play with stapler
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
He was, he wanted to come out & play with stapler
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When someone comes to the office that isn’t from the office
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
When someone comes to the office that isn’t from the office
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I see you, tiny plant. You’re doing well 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I see you, tiny plant. You’re doing well 🥲
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Sindy is postbox ready
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Sindy is postbox ready
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🚨🚨🚨 GO AND HAVE A LONG BROWSE IN WEENO'S SHOPPE RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANCE KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
🚨🚨🚨 GO AND HAVE A LONG BROWSE IN WEENO'S SHOPPE RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANCE KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨
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This is Skye. She refuses to let her human leave for college. Willing to do anything to get him to change his mind about this whole "education" thing. 13/10 (IG: skye.redgoldenretriever)
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is Skye. She refuses to let her human leave for college. Willing to do anything to get him to change his mind about this whole "education" thing. 13/10 (IG: skye.redgoldenretriever)
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
good morning, you wonderful people, two minutes of midnight strokes for whoever needs them x
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
good morning, you wonderful people, two minutes of midnight strokes for whoever needs them x