I actually haven’t heard of elf on a shelf you presumptuous bitch

Can we all agree to skip April Fools' Day this year? The world is too much to deal with that on top of everything else.

Being human is a ridiculous expenditure every damn day. So I'm looking for an eldritch, fey, or fiendish entity to make a pact with- not sure if I want to change my species or become moderately okay financially yet, but either way- I'm offering to make this entity some wicked good PB&Js in exchange.

Y'all I unlocked all the therapists on my local server. None of them had specialties that were aesthetically in line with my backstory, so I am waiting for a DLC to get a new therapist. #needapatchforLife

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

Starting Campaign 2 of @criticalrole.bsky.social over again. I miss the Mighty Nein. So many little backstory moments in the first episode alone. I love Caleb Widogast so much.

what if we kissed... under the missle toad

Being chronically ill sucks.
That’s it. That’s the whole post.

All hail the Cup Noodles Guardian. Fear the guardian, respect the guardian. Give lil scritchies to the guardian and you may be granted a Noodles.

DM Tip: If your characters become heroes of a town have them come across kids running around in costumes, role-playing as them.

They will love it.

It's exhausting having to live through all of this

*motions to everything*

DND Shit- Coming up with names, ages, and jobs for my halfling's amazingly diverse family. So much work, so much maths.

It is taking forever for everything to melt, and the waiting hurts as much as the hunger.

I'm deciding between actually using this app, and just vague posting about literally everything. Missing my toxic ex? Vaguepost. Cooking spinach? Vaguepost. Stuck in my CPAP? Vaguepost.