Tim
@somuchforpathos.bsky.social
Everybody do the Varsity Drag.
You need the second n in "Baumann" to hold onto the ball there. Gives you grip strength.
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
You need the second n in "Baumann" to hold onto the ball there. Gives you grip strength.
My mouth hasn't closed since Kmet caught the ball.
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
My mouth hasn't closed since Kmet caught the ball.
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Casually looking for that Patullo obituary on the front page, just checking now and then, no hurry, it's all fine.
January 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Casually looking for that Patullo obituary on the front page, just checking now and then, no hurry, it's all fine.
Casually looking for that Patullo obituary on the front page, just checking now and then, no hurry, it's all fine.
January 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Casually looking for that Patullo obituary on the front page, just checking now and then, no hurry, it's all fine.
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I don’t want to brag but I am connected to Mendoza on LinkedIn
January 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I don’t want to brag but I am connected to Mendoza on LinkedIn
Had a dream where a female ET (named "Popcorn") falls in with the family from Malcolm in the Middle. She flies. Hal confuses her with Mac from Mac & Me.
January 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Had a dream where a female ET (named "Popcorn") falls in with the family from Malcolm in the Middle. She flies. Hal confuses her with Mac from Mac & Me.
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1. Ordet (1955, Carl Th. Dreyer)
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
1. Ordet (1955, Carl Th. Dreyer)
College kickers should be worse than this. They just should. It's not decent.
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
College kickers should be worse than this. They just should. It's not decent.
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Kevin Patullo vs. Joe Brady
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Kevin Patullo vs. Joe Brady
I was thinking about this talking point the other day. Aside from the obvious (I don't like it so I don't think about it), they just mean they haven't played with a toy or a video game, right?
December 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I was thinking about this talking point the other day. Aside from the obvious (I don't like it so I don't think about it), they just mean they haven't played with a toy or a video game, right?
Went to high school with a guy who didn't wear underwear and the other guys called him "Poopass"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Went to high school with a guy who didn't wear underwear and the other guys called him "Poopass"
A planet's rotation is how long its day be
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A planet's rotation is how long its day be
Any chance we could convince Bama or Oklahoma to do this so you can tell them apart
BYU's helmets have sprinkles too.
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Any chance we could convince Bama or Oklahoma to do this so you can tell them apart
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I like to shit on ND as much as the next guy but CFB is broken and I don’t think it comes back. What’s the point in bowl games? Bama 9th? We're heading towards 2 semi-pro leagues of 20ish teams that claim to represent local colleges for nostalgic reasons, and everyone else will have FCS style rules
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I like to shit on ND as much as the next guy but CFB is broken and I don’t think it comes back. What’s the point in bowl games? Bama 9th? We're heading towards 2 semi-pro leagues of 20ish teams that claim to represent local colleges for nostalgic reasons, and everyone else will have FCS style rules
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Direct quote after I relayed this news: “It’s time for another American Revolution” bsky.app/profile/jimm...
Nick Sirianni says, “We’re not changing the play caller.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Direct quote after I relayed this news: “It’s time for another American Revolution” bsky.app/profile/jimm...
Still here!
They have to fire this guy. They could win the Super Bowl this year and I'd still say you have to fire this guy.
What is Sirianni doing?!? Call a timeout, run a play, maybe get back in FG range before the end of the half. You're content to run it all the way down and try a Hail Mary? Really?
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Still here!
Watching The Great Garrick on TCM and the closed captions said that the "idea is ludacris." Outstanding.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Watching The Great Garrick on TCM and the closed captions said that the "idea is ludacris." Outstanding.
[Not libel, no sources, airing grievances] Nick Sirianni's late game recklessness makes more sense if we have a Chauncey Billups situation on our hands.
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
[Not libel, no sources, airing grievances] Nick Sirianni's late game recklessness makes more sense if we have a Chauncey Billups situation on our hands.
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i don’t like the wagon wheel song very much
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i don’t like the wagon wheel song very much
I was coaching a high school flag game last week where the refs got the score wrong, and this might be worse
Kayvon Thibodeaux rips the ball away as Jalen Hurts makes a tush push reach but, whoops, the refs rule his forward progress was stopped and the Eagles get the first down
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I was coaching a high school flag game last week where the refs got the score wrong, and this might be worse
Paul Douglas and Monty Clift would be a real SEC couple for mid-century gays.
THE BIG LIFT (1950) — 12:00 pm ET — 2h
(TCM Birthday Tribute: Montgomery Clift)
Montgomery Clift, Paul Douglas, Cornell Borchers; directed by George Seaton
Two Air Force sergeants find love while flying the Berlin Airlift.
#TCM #TCMParty
(TCM Birthday Tribute: Montgomery Clift)
Montgomery Clift, Paul Douglas, Cornell Borchers; directed by George Seaton
Two Air Force sergeants find love while flying the Berlin Airlift.
#TCM #TCMParty
The Big Lift (1950)
www.tcm.com
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Paul Douglas and Monty Clift would be a real SEC couple for mid-century gays.
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The one person this place is really missing is Jeremy Monjo and he's never coming over here
October 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The one person this place is really missing is Jeremy Monjo and he's never coming over here
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Wolverine was at his best when only a handful of leprechauns knew who he was.
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Wolverine was at his best when only a handful of leprechauns knew who he was.
The third-worst thing Catholicism did in the 20th Century was inspire the final act of Brideshead Revisited.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The third-worst thing Catholicism did in the 20th Century was inspire the final act of Brideshead Revisited.
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BREAKING NEWS:
The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.
The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.
look I know journalism is a dying industry
but I want sandwich details goddammit
but I want sandwich details goddammit
If you still have Twitter the TAMUpolice account is gold during the games. Case in point dude had a water jug of whiskey and a BAC .337 how was he not dead?
October 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.
The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.