SootySmith
@sootysmith.bsky.social
Wokey lefty snowflake. Seeking respite from the place that ironically uses the symbol for a kiss as its logo.
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
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Waiter: may i recommend the steak?
Dracula: you may not
Dracula: you may not
September 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Waiter: may i recommend the steak?
Dracula: you may not
Dracula: you may not
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Vance: "Which regime in the world has civil nuclear power and enrichment without having a nuclear weapon? The answer is - no one."
Germany, Netherlands, Brazil and Japan all have civil nuclear power and the ability to enrich uranium. None have nuclear weapons.
Germany, Netherlands, Brazil and Japan all have civil nuclear power and the ability to enrich uranium. None have nuclear weapons.
May 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Vance: "Which regime in the world has civil nuclear power and enrichment without having a nuclear weapon? The answer is - no one."
Germany, Netherlands, Brazil and Japan all have civil nuclear power and the ability to enrich uranium. None have nuclear weapons.
Germany, Netherlands, Brazil and Japan all have civil nuclear power and the ability to enrich uranium. None have nuclear weapons.
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My painting TIDAL WETLANDS
April 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My painting TIDAL WETLANDS
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bigballs: sir the people are protesting
trump: fire the cannons!
musk: *emails pink slips to all the cannons* you have 48 hours to vacate your posts
trump: fire the cannons!
musk: *emails pink slips to all the cannons* you have 48 hours to vacate your posts
February 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
bigballs: sir the people are protesting
trump: fire the cannons!
musk: *emails pink slips to all the cannons* you have 48 hours to vacate your posts
trump: fire the cannons!
musk: *emails pink slips to all the cannons* you have 48 hours to vacate your posts
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Lidl have just won a court battle in Northern Ireland to open a first Lidl store with a pub attached
A friend of ours has just posted...
"It’s fantastic,
Coming home drunk is one thing,
Coming home drunk with a trampoline, night vision goggles and a horse blanket! Beautiful"
A friend of ours has just posted...
"It’s fantastic,
Coming home drunk is one thing,
Coming home drunk with a trampoline, night vision goggles and a horse blanket! Beautiful"
February 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Lidl have just won a court battle in Northern Ireland to open a first Lidl store with a pub attached
A friend of ours has just posted...
"It’s fantastic,
Coming home drunk is one thing,
Coming home drunk with a trampoline, night vision goggles and a horse blanket! Beautiful"
A friend of ours has just posted...
"It’s fantastic,
Coming home drunk is one thing,
Coming home drunk with a trampoline, night vision goggles and a horse blanket! Beautiful"
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On This Day in 1978:
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
December 18, 2024 at 1:21 AM
On This Day in 1978:
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
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A list of the most popular names for the daughters of drummers:
3. Anna One
2. Anna Two
1. Anna One Two Three Four
3. Anna One
2. Anna Two
1. Anna One Two Three Four
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 PM
A list of the most popular names for the daughters of drummers:
3. Anna One
2. Anna Two
1. Anna One Two Three Four
3. Anna One
2. Anna Two
1. Anna One Two Three Four
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
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🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
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It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
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Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.
November 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.
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Ruby was pleased to discover a small hidden room in our apartment.
September 7, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Ruby was pleased to discover a small hidden room in our apartment.
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ME: happy anniversary! i got you some chocolates
WIFE: oh that is so... sweet
ME: haha
WIFE: i got you an Italian watch
ME: oh that is so... roman tick
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: you know what no give it back
WIFE: oh that is so... sweet
ME: haha
WIFE: i got you an Italian watch
ME: oh that is so... roman tick
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: you know what no give it back
September 6, 2024 at 3:17 PM
ME: happy anniversary! i got you some chocolates
WIFE: oh that is so... sweet
ME: haha
WIFE: i got you an Italian watch
ME: oh that is so... roman tick
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: you know what no give it back
WIFE: oh that is so... sweet
ME: haha
WIFE: i got you an Italian watch
ME: oh that is so... roman tick
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: you know what no give it back
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Today I learned that in Newcastle's metro system they have a station called Wallsend because it's the end of Hadrian's Wall
And since it's the edge of the Roman Empire, the signs have Latin on them
And since it's the edge of the Roman Empire, the signs have Latin on them
August 18, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Today I learned that in Newcastle's metro system they have a station called Wallsend because it's the end of Hadrian's Wall
And since it's the edge of the Roman Empire, the signs have Latin on them
And since it's the edge of the Roman Empire, the signs have Latin on them
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THIN LIZZY: ♪the boys are back in town
ME: *drinking a milkshake in my yard* oh shit oh fuck
ME: *drinking a milkshake in my yard* oh shit oh fuck
August 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
THIN LIZZY: ♪the boys are back in town
ME: *drinking a milkshake in my yard* oh shit oh fuck
ME: *drinking a milkshake in my yard* oh shit oh fuck
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There’s a proverb in Naples about people who don’t necessarily know much but like to sound like experts when things are easy. It goes quando il mare è calmo ogni strunz e marenar, or “when the sea is calm, every asshole is a sailor”
August 22, 2024 at 3:24 PM
There’s a proverb in Naples about people who don’t necessarily know much but like to sound like experts when things are easy. It goes quando il mare è calmo ogni strunz e marenar, or “when the sea is calm, every asshole is a sailor”
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BBC has confirmed a celebrity version of The Traitors, which will be filmed in 2025.
August 22, 2024 at 3:04 PM
BBC has confirmed a celebrity version of The Traitors, which will be filmed in 2025.