CJ
soultiredowl.bsky.social
CJ
@soultiredowl.bsky.social
Queer, tired, single parent just doing my best
I hate it here
March 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When we moved offices and got a new copier/printer, I decided we should give it a name. That way, we could have a conversation with it.

So far, so good

Nick Canon seems to like his home
February 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Monday thought:
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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There's chatter that federal agencies should show more allegiance to the administration. On this, let's look at the oath that all federal employees take when they start. It's to the constitution. Not to a king.
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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a few days into the second month of the year #2025 😶
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
RIP, Dean Winchester. You would've loved this song

open.spotify.com/track/2Xs6Vy...
TOMBSTONE TOWN (feat. Slash)
Dorothy, Slash · TOMBSTONE TOWN (feat. Slash) · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
February 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm pretty sure my neighbor just mooed in the shower???????
February 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
As a break from your doomscrolling, my kiddo asked me the following question on the way to school yesterday:
"Is Latin a dead language in other galaxies too?"
February 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Dorothy B. Porter changed libraries 💜

The Dewey Decimal System used to only have two classifications for Black people: 325 (colonization) & 326 (slavery). Each book by a Black person was put into one of these classifications. A book of poetry? Classified as colonization.

Enter Dorothy B. Porter 🧵
February 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
NOT KEANU REEVES AND EGG CARTONS!!! 😭
I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
February 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Wanna know the weirdest reason I have a bruise at the moment?
February 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This cat is killing me lol
I get time to read for once and he says no thank you
February 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I’m not a lawyer and I don’t give out legal advice, but I’d rather throw my legs up over my head and scrape the backs of my thighs with a cheese grater than accept a deferred resignation offer from these unfuckable douchelords.
January 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I am in so much more pain today than yesterday, which I did not think was possible. Then a trusted source told me tomorrow could be worse and now I just want to crawl into a hole
January 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Tonight I was trying to help a cat (not super relevant here) and fell on some ice. I think I might've broken my hand 😭

Which, if I did, would be a first for me and I will have to think of another truth for two truths and a lie 😩
January 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I decided that if I ever write a memoir, I want it to be titled something like

Yeah, No, Fuck Off: all the lessons I learned the hard way
January 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Hegseth confirmed.

I do not want to hear, “it won’t be as bad as you think. “ ever again.
January 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This is where we keep our napkins...
January 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You know what was fun? Teaching my seven year old about Nazis. My seven year old who thinks Cybertucks are cool because they look so different than everything else had to be told he's never allowed to own one because of Nazis. Yeah, that was a blast.
January 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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This probably seems grim, but given recent events, it might be a good idea to publicly display a declaration of life, especially if you fall into one of the target demographics

Take mine or make your own:
January 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not so intelligent, eh?
Well. Just saying.
January 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Currently convinced that whiskey has both antiseptic and analgesic properties. It's gotta be

#science #whiskey
January 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM