Garrett D
@spaceman0spiff0.bsky.social
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I wish they'd stop with the "how will the maga base respond to Trump doing _________ or saying _________" thing in interviews.
They react and respond however they're told to react or respond.
It's radio silence until they hear what to think on Fox.
They react and respond however they're told to react or respond.
It's radio silence until they hear what to think on Fox.
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I wish they'd stop with the "how will the maga base respond to Trump doing _________ or saying _________" thing in interviews.
They react and respond however they're told to react or respond.
It's radio silence until they hear what to think on Fox.
They react and respond however they're told to react or respond.
It's radio silence until they hear what to think on Fox.
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Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
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ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
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There is no plan, gang
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
There is no plan, gang
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Fascinating to me that NPR is going with the Secretary of War nomenclature.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Fascinating to me that NPR is going with the Secretary of War nomenclature.
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Can’t wait tau faurget saume auld acquaintances. THEY KNAUW WHY.
December 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Can’t wait tau faurget saume auld acquaintances. THEY KNAUW WHY.
"JapAn iS LiVInG iN 2084”
No. We're just stuck in the past. We could have all that too.
No. We're just stuck in the past. We could have all that too.
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"JapAn iS LiVInG iN 2084”
No. We're just stuck in the past. We could have all that too.
No. We're just stuck in the past. We could have all that too.
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ADHD:
1) love nothing more than telling people why they should love/do our favorite things as much as we do
2) hate nothing more than being told what to like/do
3) surround ourselves with other ADHDers
1) love nothing more than telling people why they should love/do our favorite things as much as we do
2) hate nothing more than being told what to like/do
3) surround ourselves with other ADHDers
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
ADHD:
1) love nothing more than telling people why they should love/do our favorite things as much as we do
2) hate nothing more than being told what to like/do
3) surround ourselves with other ADHDers
1) love nothing more than telling people why they should love/do our favorite things as much as we do
2) hate nothing more than being told what to like/do
3) surround ourselves with other ADHDers
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December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Even if you haven’t read “The Golden Bough” you can just feel what the holiday is actually about. It’s gotten darker and darker. We need to assemble to console ourselves with the received knowledge that this is as bad as it gets. It will get brighter. Here comes the sun, as a later prophet put it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Even if you haven’t read “The Golden Bough” you can just feel what the holiday is actually about. It’s gotten darker and darker. We need to assemble to console ourselves with the received knowledge that this is as bad as it gets. It will get brighter. Here comes the sun, as a later prophet put it.
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Only 1 more sleep until Christmas! 🎅🏻🎄 #CalvinandHobbes
December 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Only 1 more sleep until Christmas! 🎅🏻🎄 #CalvinandHobbes
Oh no he's back on (fake) Twitter
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh no he's back on (fake) Twitter
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The Spotify Wrappification of everything has gotten out of hand. No [X retailer], I *do not* wish to look back fondly on how many times I bought shoes from you this year and how much money I supposedly saved doing it
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Spotify Wrappification of everything has gotten out of hand. No [X retailer], I *do not* wish to look back fondly on how many times I bought shoes from you this year and how much money I supposedly saved doing it
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(1/2) President Trump and his administration have spent the past year repressing free expression, targeting artists, journalists, and comedians, and erasing the history of Americans whose contributions made our nation better and more just.
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
(1/2) President Trump and his administration have spent the past year repressing free expression, targeting artists, journalists, and comedians, and erasing the history of Americans whose contributions made our nation better and more just.
I feel like I just listened to an episode of @planetmoney.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tteP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tteP...
Nether Star Backed Securities Are The Ideal Minecraft Currency
YouTube video by KCJ
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December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I feel like I just listened to an episode of @planetmoney.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tteP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tteP...
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You will return to your hometown tonight and you will tempted to go out to the bars.
If you do so, you will see other people from high school.
So like.
Don’t do that.
The fuck.
Why would even consider —
I mean —
The hell.
Idiot.
Don’t.
Clip this out and save for your records.
If you do so, you will see other people from high school.
So like.
Don’t do that.
The fuck.
Why would even consider —
I mean —
The hell.
Idiot.
Don’t.
Clip this out and save for your records.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You will return to your hometown tonight and you will tempted to go out to the bars.
If you do so, you will see other people from high school.
So like.
Don’t do that.
The fuck.
Why would even consider —
I mean —
The hell.
Idiot.
Don’t.
Clip this out and save for your records.
If you do so, you will see other people from high school.
So like.
Don’t do that.
The fuck.
Why would even consider —
I mean —
The hell.
Idiot.
Don’t.
Clip this out and save for your records.
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"he must've known the MAGA posters weren't American, they have to share that data when they apply for blue checks. but then why would he make the data public?"
hear me out: he's very silly and on a lot of drugs
hear me out: he's very silly and on a lot of drugs
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"he must've known the MAGA posters weren't American, they have to share that data when they apply for blue checks. but then why would he make the data public?"
hear me out: he's very silly and on a lot of drugs
hear me out: he's very silly and on a lot of drugs
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Worst. President. EVER.
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Worst. President. EVER.
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Entire Precinct Made Up Of Loose Cannons https://theonion.com/entire-precinct-made-up-of-loose-cannons-1819569414/
October 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Entire Precinct Made Up Of Loose Cannons https://theonion.com/entire-precinct-made-up-of-loose-cannons-1819569414/
It is frustrating when people (who clearly do not understand how science works) claim that we can't trust science because science has been wrong in the past.
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It is frustrating when people (who clearly do not understand how science works) claim that we can't trust science because science has been wrong in the past.
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CAMPAIGN 4 IS HERE! 4️⃣ 🎉
Our tale of Aramán, led by Game Master Brennan Lee Mulligan, starts RIGHT NOW on Beacon, YouTube, and Twitch!
JOIN US AT THE TABLE ⬇️
Beacon.tv
YouTube.com/CriticalRole
Twitch.tv/CriticalRole
Our tale of Aramán, led by Game Master Brennan Lee Mulligan, starts RIGHT NOW on Beacon, YouTube, and Twitch!
JOIN US AT THE TABLE ⬇️
Beacon.tv
YouTube.com/CriticalRole
Twitch.tv/CriticalRole
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
CAMPAIGN 4 IS HERE! 4️⃣ 🎉
Our tale of Aramán, led by Game Master Brennan Lee Mulligan, starts RIGHT NOW on Beacon, YouTube, and Twitch!
JOIN US AT THE TABLE ⬇️
Beacon.tv
YouTube.com/CriticalRole
Twitch.tv/CriticalRole
Our tale of Aramán, led by Game Master Brennan Lee Mulligan, starts RIGHT NOW on Beacon, YouTube, and Twitch!
JOIN US AT THE TABLE ⬇️
Beacon.tv
YouTube.com/CriticalRole
Twitch.tv/CriticalRole
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/