Lisa Schaffer
@sparkly723.bsky.social
Voice Director, Cat Wrangler
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Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.
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Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.
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Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions
What the actual fuck?!
60 minutes is only the start apparently www.status.news/p/skydance-c...
July 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What the actual fuck?!
Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Here’s Bea Arthur
Here’s Bea Arthur
July 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Here’s Bea Arthur
Here’s Bea Arthur
Cool cool cool.
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Cool cool cool.
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“Bombing for peace is like fucking for chastity.”
- a bumper sticker I had in high school
- a bumper sticker I had in high school
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Bombing for peace is like fucking for chastity.”
- a bumper sticker I had in high school
- a bumper sticker I had in high school
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This is well stated. Mike Lee will forever be associated in my mind with his unbelievably cruel and stupid tweets about the Hortman assassination. He is a disgrace to the Senate and Utah.
A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend”
Full emails below
Full emails below
June 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is well stated. Mike Lee will forever be associated in my mind with his unbelievably cruel and stupid tweets about the Hortman assassination. He is a disgrace to the Senate and Utah.
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PADILLA: “If this is how the administration responds to a Senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farmworkers, cooks, and day laborers throughout the country.”
June 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
PADILLA: “If this is how the administration responds to a Senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farmworkers, cooks, and day laborers throughout the country.”
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June 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, purple - at the end of the day there’s only ONE race and that’s the human race.
BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.
BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.
June 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, purple - at the end of the day there’s only ONE race and that’s the human race.
BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.
BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.
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When the LA police says you are overreaching, you are overreaching.
June 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When the LA police says you are overreaching, you are overreaching.
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The most lawless administration claiming the law and order mantle is just nuclear level chutzpah.
June 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The most lawless administration claiming the law and order mantle is just nuclear level chutzpah.
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Or, and hear me out, ICE can stay the fck out of LA
June 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Or, and hear me out, ICE can stay the fck out of LA
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I was literally dumbfounded when he won reelection. I realized that it wasn't just stupidity, but also racism, hate and misogyny. There is a portion of this country who will never vote for a woman, no matter how qualified she is.
June 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I was literally dumbfounded when he won reelection. I realized that it wasn't just stupidity, but also racism, hate and misogyny. There is a portion of this country who will never vote for a woman, no matter how qualified she is.
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One of the greatest deceptions of our time is the false narrative that we should be more concerned about a poor person misusing the welfare system or an immigrant being here illegally than we are about the ultra wealthy abusing the system and cruel people having unchecked power over all of us.
June 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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"You said there were no cuts to scientists, and then the HHS spox said, 'Actually, there were cuts to scientists and now we're trying to rehire them.' It gives the impression you're not sure about personnel actions in own agency." -- Jon Ossoff just dismantled FDA Commissioner Makary
May 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"You said there were no cuts to scientists, and then the HHS spox said, 'Actually, there were cuts to scientists and now we're trying to rehire them.' It gives the impression you're not sure about personnel actions in own agency." -- Jon Ossoff just dismantled FDA Commissioner Makary
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Three things made the US a rich and powerful nation: the rule of law, its science & innovation system, and openness to foreign talent. Remarkable how Trump has taken a sledgehammer to all three. No enemy of this country could do more.
May 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Three things made the US a rich and powerful nation: the rule of law, its science & innovation system, and openness to foreign talent. Remarkable how Trump has taken a sledgehammer to all three. No enemy of this country could do more.
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This might be the most foolish decision by a government since the acceptance of the Trojan horse. 🤦🏻♀️
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
U.S. Formally Accepts Luxury Jet From Qatar for Trump
The Air Force has been asked to figure out a way to upgrade it so it can be put into use as a new Air Force One for the president.
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This might be the most foolish decision by a government since the acceptance of the Trojan horse. 🤦🏻♀️
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
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ALSO THIS IS THE LITERAL FUCKING OPPOSITE OF HABEAS CORPUS
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
ALSO THIS IS THE LITERAL FUCKING OPPOSITE OF HABEAS CORPUS
My peeps, too!!
May 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My peeps, too!!
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The US is a constitutional republic built on democratic institutions. Elections, representation and the rule of law are systems that exist to serve the many.
Attacks on our democratic systems are for the purpose of taking power from the citizens.
Attacks on our democratic systems are for the purpose of taking power from the citizens.
May 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The US is a constitutional republic built on democratic institutions. Elections, representation and the rule of law are systems that exist to serve the many.
Attacks on our democratic systems are for the purpose of taking power from the citizens.
Attacks on our democratic systems are for the purpose of taking power from the citizens.
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“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands
May 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands
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I don’t want to read about a former President’s mental decline because a journalist got a book deal.
I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.
I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.
May 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don’t want to read about a former President’s mental decline because a journalist got a book deal.
I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.
I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.