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· Apr 26
Just a heads up, there's a lotta porn here. There's other stuff too, I think, but mostly porn.
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The best part of Metroid games is rolling around as a wee ball and the rest of the game is just busywork until the bits where you roll around as a wee ball.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The best part of Metroid games is rolling around as a wee ball and the rest of the game is just busywork until the bits where you roll around as a wee ball.
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ape escape is an inherently hilarious game concept because when you get right down to it it's just super mario 64 but the power stars can shoot you with a gun
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
ape escape is an inherently hilarious game concept because when you get right down to it it's just super mario 64 but the power stars can shoot you with a gun
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Sweater weather~
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Sweater weather~
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Random characters I drew at work
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Random characters I drew at work
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the three-penis problem
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the three-penis problem
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I'm thankful for you and I had a great turkey day!
Hope you ate plenty of turkey, hope you had plenty of sausages plenty of bacon plenty of ham, all the things that we love during our thanksgiving feasts
I had plenty of it today. I'm thankful for YOU! 🫵
I'll see ya soon :3
Hope you ate plenty of turkey, hope you had plenty of sausages plenty of bacon plenty of ham, all the things that we love during our thanksgiving feasts
I had plenty of it today. I'm thankful for YOU! 🫵
I'll see ya soon :3
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm thankful for you and I had a great turkey day!
Hope you ate plenty of turkey, hope you had plenty of sausages plenty of bacon plenty of ham, all the things that we love during our thanksgiving feasts
I had plenty of it today. I'm thankful for YOU! 🫵
I'll see ya soon :3
Hope you ate plenty of turkey, hope you had plenty of sausages plenty of bacon plenty of ham, all the things that we love during our thanksgiving feasts
I had plenty of it today. I'm thankful for YOU! 🫵
I'll see ya soon :3
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They're adding Kennedy to Fortnite!
...He's getting the Peter Griffin treatment tho
...He's getting the Peter Griffin treatment tho
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
They're adding Kennedy to Fortnite!
...He's getting the Peter Griffin treatment tho
...He's getting the Peter Griffin treatment tho
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Old sketch I made AGES ago 😭 idk if I posted it here or not
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Old sketch I made AGES ago 😭 idk if I posted it here or not
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ready to cum deep inside me?
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
ready to cum deep inside me?
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Thank you all for the well wishes! Would say it was a lovely birthday
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Thank you all for the well wishes! Would say it was a lovely birthday
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love my people so much
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All I want for Christmas is for "Keep me logged in" box to actually work on Microsoft services.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
All I want for Christmas is for "Keep me logged in" box to actually work on Microsoft services.
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Happy Thursday free thinkers in the sky that's blue. As a bad birder, one of the things I love about trying to follow Rob and Alan's #BirdOfTheDay theme is it forces me to learn. Today's is #Songbirds and I now know cardinals fit the ... bill ... and the beak 🐦🦉
#Photography #Birds #EastCoastKin
#Photography #Birds #EastCoastKin
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Happy Thursday free thinkers in the sky that's blue. As a bad birder, one of the things I love about trying to follow Rob and Alan's #BirdOfTheDay theme is it forces me to learn. Today's is #Songbirds and I now know cardinals fit the ... bill ... and the beak 🐦🦉
#Photography #Birds #EastCoastKin
#Photography #Birds #EastCoastKin
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I really love the difference between mom and daughter... They have zero connection at all except for their blood.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I really love the difference between mom and daughter... They have zero connection at all except for their blood.
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Things will get a bit RUFF🤣🐺
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Things will get a bit RUFF🤣🐺
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Commission
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Commission
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people who genuinely hate chihuahuas and cats are real spooky..
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
people who genuinely hate chihuahuas and cats are real spooky..
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my cat is a parrot exhibit no. 72
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
my cat is a parrot exhibit no. 72
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Working hard on the demo for my indie game!! #videogames #gaming
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Working hard on the demo for my indie game!! #videogames #gaming
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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Shortly after my folks got our first IBM clone (a Packard-Bell 286), Mom borrowed a bunch of games from a coworker. Mostly Sierra titles, including one that featured a weird lil man in a white suit
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Shortly after my folks got our first IBM clone (a Packard-Bell 286), Mom borrowed a bunch of games from a coworker. Mostly Sierra titles, including one that featured a weird lil man in a white suit
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I got a sudden urge to draw Zarya while working on digital painting techiniques, and it just happened to line up with her birthday!
It was my first time really drawing a muscular character, so I'm proud of this one!
#Overwatch #Fanart #Art
It was my first time really drawing a muscular character, so I'm proud of this one!
#Overwatch #Fanart #Art
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I got a sudden urge to draw Zarya while working on digital painting techiniques, and it just happened to line up with her birthday!
It was my first time really drawing a muscular character, so I'm proud of this one!
#Overwatch #Fanart #Art
It was my first time really drawing a muscular character, so I'm proud of this one!
#Overwatch #Fanart #Art