Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
OK, StartPage has officially pissed me off. Which search engine should I move on to next, I wonder.
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 AM
OK, StartPage has officially pissed me off. Which search engine should I move on to next, I wonder.
2023 Super Mario Bros. movie is an excellent Mario movie.
1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is a better *movie* movie.
1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is a better *movie* movie.
No one will ever convince me that the original Mario movie is better than the recent one we got. Feel like memes and internet culture really gaslit some into genuinely believing that. Or just to be contrarians.
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
2023 Super Mario Bros. movie is an excellent Mario movie.
1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is a better *movie* movie.
1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is a better *movie* movie.
Today has, on the whole, been much more of a "catch up on sleep in-between alienating the quiet right-wing followers I have" day than a "get anything productive done" day. Condolences.
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Today has, on the whole, been much more of a "catch up on sleep in-between alienating the quiet right-wing followers I have" day than a "get anything productive done" day. Condolences.
My heart bleeds for them. Especially after they perforate my chest for daring to walk down the street while carrying a dangerous-looking sandwich
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
My heart bleeds for them. Especially after they perforate my chest for daring to walk down the street while carrying a dangerous-looking sandwich
I'm sure they'll try for "We The People" next- just as I'm sure I'll have my teeth pistol-whipped in by Second Amendment Steve when he catches me goin' "weedapeepoo" in a baby voice to make fun of the stupid full-tailgate WtP decal on his truck
Nope. The Gadsden Flag used to stand for a quasi-noble idea, but I've seen it on too many 40'-tall flagpoles in a McMansion's 9-acre front yard and on the front plate holder of too many blacked-out extended-cab Chevy Compensator Diesel HD pickup trucks; it only serves to identify elite privelege.
January 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I'm sure they'll try for "We The People" next- just as I'm sure I'll have my teeth pistol-whipped in by Second Amendment Steve when he catches me goin' "weedapeepoo" in a baby voice to make fun of the stupid full-tailgate WtP decal on his truck
Nope. The Gadsden Flag used to stand for a quasi-noble idea, but I've seen it on too many 40'-tall flagpoles in a McMansion's 9-acre front yard and on the front plate holder of too many blacked-out extended-cab Chevy Compensator Diesel HD pickup trucks; it only serves to identify elite privelege.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Nope. The Gadsden Flag used to stand for a quasi-noble idea, but I've seen it on too many 40'-tall flagpoles in a McMansion's 9-acre front yard and on the front plate holder of too many blacked-out extended-cab Chevy Compensator Diesel HD pickup trucks; it only serves to identify elite privelege.
At what point does overtime pay become more valuable than sleep
(The answer is "sleep is always more valuable, stupid. Stop picking up the phone")
(The answer is "sleep is always more valuable, stupid. Stop picking up the phone")
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 AM
At what point does overtime pay become more valuable than sleep
(The answer is "sleep is always more valuable, stupid. Stop picking up the phone")
(The answer is "sleep is always more valuable, stupid. Stop picking up the phone")
This anime looks all right, but look closer-- his safety is still on! His tunic is untucked! And his boot is untied!
What's with all this xabungling?!
What's with all this xabungling?!
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 AM
This anime looks all right, but look closer-- his safety is still on! His tunic is untucked! And his boot is untied!
What's with all this xabungling?!
What's with all this xabungling?!
Gonna tell my friend's kid this is how babies are made
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Gonna tell my friend's kid this is how babies are made
...Sheesh. where do I even START with this room.
This is the Studio; it is, uands-down, the most cluttered room in the house. Wanna make room for a table/desk for building and painting models, but every piece is linked to at least a couple others that need de-cluttering first 🫤
This is the Studio; it is, uands-down, the most cluttered room in the house. Wanna make room for a table/desk for building and painting models, but every piece is linked to at least a couple others that need de-cluttering first 🫤
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
...Sheesh. where do I even START with this room.
This is the Studio; it is, uands-down, the most cluttered room in the house. Wanna make room for a table/desk for building and painting models, but every piece is linked to at least a couple others that need de-cluttering first 🫤
This is the Studio; it is, uands-down, the most cluttered room in the house. Wanna make room for a table/desk for building and painting models, but every piece is linked to at least a couple others that need de-cluttering first 🫤
On one hand, I'm having a *lot* of fun with this one and it's cleaning up really nicely
On the other, I am on my 14th consecutive day of getting up at 6AM for work and I am *dying* for a nap
On the other, I am on my 14th consecutive day of getting up at 6AM for work and I am *dying* for a nap
January 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
On one hand, I'm having a *lot* of fun with this one and it's cleaning up really nicely
On the other, I am on my 14th consecutive day of getting up at 6AM for work and I am *dying* for a nap
On the other, I am on my 14th consecutive day of getting up at 6AM for work and I am *dying* for a nap
Give him a bad German accent, you cowards
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Give him a bad German accent, you cowards
CLAWGLIP
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
CLAWGLIP
Same
I should draw more Birdo smut
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Same
Reposted by Shaxbert 🔞
It's not much, but I'm taking some comfort from another fun juxtaposition of reference images.
(You'd think I'd be able to draw these girls' hair with my eyes closed by now, but nope)
(You'd think I'd be able to draw these girls' hair with my eyes closed by now, but nope)
January 24, 2026 at 5:29 PM
It's not much, but I'm taking some comfort from another fun juxtaposition of reference images.
(You'd think I'd be able to draw these girls' hair with my eyes closed by now, but nope)
(You'd think I'd be able to draw these girls' hair with my eyes closed by now, but nope)
Unblocking this piece of shit long enough to capture a screenshot of their headassery.
@stickytanglyperils.bsky.social , you're following this fresh slice. Wanna re-evaluate that position?
@stickytanglyperils.bsky.social , you're following this fresh slice. Wanna re-evaluate that position?
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Unblocking this piece of shit long enough to capture a screenshot of their headassery.
@stickytanglyperils.bsky.social , you're following this fresh slice. Wanna re-evaluate that position?
@stickytanglyperils.bsky.social , you're following this fresh slice. Wanna re-evaluate that position?
ICE evidently murdered someone else in Minnesota and there are multiple graphic videos going around. Take Psu's advice.
Me, I'm gonna go draw for a bit.
Me, I'm gonna go draw for a bit.
I recommend making sure video autoplay is turned off.
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
ICE evidently murdered someone else in Minnesota and there are multiple graphic videos going around. Take Psu's advice.
Me, I'm gonna go draw for a bit.
Me, I'm gonna go draw for a bit.
I only own one Materia Collective album (ZODIAC: Final Fantasy Tactics Remixed) and, notably, it's the one digital album I've ever bought that was delisted and unavailable for re-download. It's always made me wonder why that is, whenever I remember it, and now I think I know!
When you singlehandedly tank your company's reputation so hard that your biggest client, who never says an unkind word against anyone, has to get out there and reassure people you aren't coming back
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I only own one Materia Collective album (ZODIAC: Final Fantasy Tactics Remixed) and, notably, it's the one digital album I've ever bought that was delisted and unavailable for re-download. It's always made me wonder why that is, whenever I remember it, and now I think I know!
Listened to the latest @nevernotfunny.com episode on the way to work this morning, and the subject of animated raccoon characters came up. The best the fellas could come up with were "Pocahontas's friend?" and "I think Swiper from Dora might've been a raccoon?"
Meanwhile, in the driver seat:
Meanwhile, in the driver seat:
The Raccoons Theme Song Run With Us Music Video.avi
YouTube video by mrydeuk
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Listened to the latest @nevernotfunny.com episode on the way to work this morning, and the subject of animated raccoon characters came up. The best the fellas could come up with were "Pocahontas's friend?" and "I think Swiper from Dora might've been a raccoon?"
Meanwhile, in the driver seat:
Meanwhile, in the driver seat:
Maaan, why's Marketplace gotta be tied to one of the shittiest sites to ever do it
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Maaan, why's Marketplace gotta be tied to one of the shittiest sites to ever do it
Biffin' Ain't Easy
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Biffin' Ain't Easy
Aww yeah; my night got lit up yesterday
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Aww yeah; my night got lit up yesterday
I keep tiptoeing up to buying an airbrush, compressor and indoor spraybooth/vent fan, almost pulling the trigger, then running off to YouTube to watch more tutorials and review videos
I'm gonna need to buy air filters or cat litter or something from Amazon and get one hell of a checkout surprise
I'm gonna need to buy air filters or cat litter or something from Amazon and get one hell of a checkout surprise
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I keep tiptoeing up to buying an airbrush, compressor and indoor spraybooth/vent fan, almost pulling the trigger, then running off to YouTube to watch more tutorials and review videos
I'm gonna need to buy air filters or cat litter or something from Amazon and get one hell of a checkout surprise
I'm gonna need to buy air filters or cat litter or something from Amazon and get one hell of a checkout surprise
I was on the interview panel for a boiler technician/mechanic position at work last year, and if the candidate hadn't already made it clear that he'd be a *nightmare* fit for our organization, he'd have lost me when he said, flatly, "...and if there's anything I DON'T know, I ask ChatGPT."
This is why I get slightly conspiratorial whenever I see anyone online say "I used ChatGPT to..."
Half the time, I simply don't believe them. I'm not even sure that's a real person. We know how much of it is just weird propaganda that someone pays some CEO to say. I start to think these are plants
Half the time, I simply don't believe them. I'm not even sure that's a real person. We know how much of it is just weird propaganda that someone pays some CEO to say. I start to think these are plants
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I was on the interview panel for a boiler technician/mechanic position at work last year, and if the candidate hadn't already made it clear that he'd be a *nightmare* fit for our organization, he'd have lost me when he said, flatly, "...and if there's anything I DON'T know, I ask ChatGPT."