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Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
CAR
TRAVEL
CRABS

Guess it HAS been a while since I went to the beach
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Planned to start a new project tonight, but ended up Tired Out after yard work, so I set up my Cintiq (and another monitor) on my Linux Mint test system to check how feasible it'd be to run Clip Studio Paint in a Win10 virtual machine
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sports Sketch series continues with Diamond Tiara rushing to return her opponent's last smash!
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
FRED MUST PAINT THE WALL
One week early for our Patreon subscribers: @stuartgipp.bsky.social @dark1x.bsky.social & @tapirfortuna.bsky.social take things ALL the way back to prehistoric times (talk about retro!) for a conversation about The Flintstones
Sign up & listen here: www.patreon.com/posts/144258...
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
On the first screen of Level 2 of Castlevania, you can whip the wall to the right at the top of the first set of stairs to reveal an alcove. Walk into it, and a bonus-point crown rises up out of the floor below you. You don't have to go back down to collect it!
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'll make you a deal: quit shoving intrusive AI bullshit and spyware in your OS, make some meaningful improvements to the user experience/interface, and cut the cost of the device by about 25% and I'll upgrade every 3~4 years.
"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yeah, rolls, easy pick. For one, it's unnecessary carbs.

We're a cornbread family, for another
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from

Yeah, first closest takes place where I went to college, but it's a doozy
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Well shoot, I think they liked it
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Already eaten more at family Thanksgiving than I have all week to this point

We haven't even gotten into the desserts yet
a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Shaxbert 🔞
Defiant shiny princess

i definitely came full circle there lol, with the inspiration by @shaxbert.bsky.social and @onmodel3d.bsky.social
the Daisy model is from smutbase and her body is actually built from that Shantae model, so it was even easier for me to retopologize
smutba.se/project/92b9...
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
TRIPLE-SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE

SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Snake people, man. Think I'll just stick to drawin 'em wrapped around princesses, thank you very much.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
There was a disclaimer at the beginning of the movie (Sssssss, 1973); this is a real python eating a real shoe.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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This is definitely a movie
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
oh
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Put it on the Super Mario Galaxy Movie soundtrack, Illumination, ya cowards
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Reposted by Shaxbert 🔞
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
HE'S STEALIN' MY LOOK
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Reckon it's about that time again
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hope Rides Alone...?
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Alright, partnah
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
M'gamans
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Got the feeling this is a dwarf office
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Checked AP to see what everyone's Mad about this time, but got distracted by how ridiculous the chosen-by-a-cat game has gotten
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM