Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
Someone tell Schumer that his imaginary Republican family just called me and said "Fuck ICE, put Noem on trial"
To my colleagues in the Senate: Hold the line.
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Someone tell Schumer that his imaginary Republican family just called me and said "Fuck ICE, put Noem on trial"
Buddy, every computer I own EXCEPT for my desktop is running some Linux distro or another. I know there are alternatives to Clip Studio on Linux. I've had to re-learn four different creative suites over the years and I'd rather keep the one that does everything I need than learn another one.
You got Stockholm syndrome whatever is your excuse today you gonna find another tomorrow when it inevitably get sorted out... Hell freaking Nvidia is coming around.
January 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Buddy, every computer I own EXCEPT for my desktop is running some Linux distro or another. I know there are alternatives to Clip Studio on Linux. I've had to re-learn four different creative suites over the years and I'd rather keep the one that does everything I need than learn another one.
I swear I'm working on a picture, y'all. I just have to stop working my actual day job long enough to get back to it.
Saturday might be the first day off I've had since the 11th; hopefully I can make some magic happen
Saturday might be the first day off I've had since the 11th; hopefully I can make some magic happen
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I swear I'm working on a picture, y'all. I just have to stop working my actual day job long enough to get back to it.
Saturday might be the first day off I've had since the 11th; hopefully I can make some magic happen
Saturday might be the first day off I've had since the 11th; hopefully I can make some magic happen
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The Beano Book 1968
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The Beano Book 1968
Question: where might customers be able to direct these "pain points" to be most effective? I just want to make sure they have an adequate sample of "knock off the AI bullshit" and "shitcan and blackball Nadella" for their planning
scoop: Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows. The head of Windows tells me Microsoft will focus on "addressing pain points we hear consistently from customers." Full details in my Notepad newsletter this week, gift link here 👇 tinyurl.com/win11trust
Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows
2026 is all about improving Windows
tinyurl.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Question: where might customers be able to direct these "pain points" to be most effective? I just want to make sure they have an adequate sample of "knock off the AI bullshit" and "shitcan and blackball Nadella" for their planning
Me: "moneymoneymoneymooooney~. MONEY!"
The car: "Check out this cool sound I just learned how to make! BRRRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBBR-"
The car: "Check out this cool sound I just learned how to make! BRRRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBBR-"
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Me: "moneymoneymoneymooooney~. MONEY!"
The car: "Check out this cool sound I just learned how to make! BRRRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBBR-"
The car: "Check out this cool sound I just learned how to make! BRRRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBBR-"
Wait a minute- y'all ain't gundams! You don't even look like robots!
Definitely gonna have to level my way up to taking these two on, but Naga was marked as low stock, so I figured I'd jump on 'em. Goodness knows they won't be the first unbuilt model kits I've kept around for a year or two!
Definitely gonna have to level my way up to taking these two on, but Naga was marked as low stock, so I figured I'd jump on 'em. Goodness knows they won't be the first unbuilt model kits I've kept around for a year or two!
January 28, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Wait a minute- y'all ain't gundams! You don't even look like robots!
Definitely gonna have to level my way up to taking these two on, but Naga was marked as low stock, so I figured I'd jump on 'em. Goodness knows they won't be the first unbuilt model kits I've kept around for a year or two!
Definitely gonna have to level my way up to taking these two on, but Naga was marked as low stock, so I figured I'd jump on 'em. Goodness knows they won't be the first unbuilt model kits I've kept around for a year or two!
Aww, thought this meant @retropals.bsky.social might be back tonight
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Aww, thought this meant @retropals.bsky.social might be back tonight
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Wheeee, 45 hours of *overtime* on this pay period. SO FAR. There's still four days left in it!
January 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Wheeee, 45 hours of *overtime* on this pay period. SO FAR. There's still four days left in it!
Well damn, didn't think I'd have a repressed childhood trauma dug up on me when I checked the TL.
This shit was genuinely terrifying tona younger Shax. Had trouble sleeping for like a week!
This shit was genuinely terrifying tona younger Shax. Had trouble sleeping for like a week!
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Well damn, didn't think I'd have a repressed childhood trauma dug up on me when I checked the TL.
This shit was genuinely terrifying tona younger Shax. Had trouble sleeping for like a week!
This shit was genuinely terrifying tona younger Shax. Had trouble sleeping for like a week!
OK, StartPage has officially pissed me off. Which search engine should I move on to next, I wonder.
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 AM
OK, StartPage has officially pissed me off. Which search engine should I move on to next, I wonder.
2023 Super Mario Bros. movie is an excellent Mario movie.
1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is a better *movie* movie.
1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is a better *movie* movie.
No one will ever convince me that the original Mario movie is better than the recent one we got. Feel like memes and internet culture really gaslit some into genuinely believing that. Or just to be contrarians.
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
2023 Super Mario Bros. movie is an excellent Mario movie.
1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is a better *movie* movie.
1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is a better *movie* movie.
Today has, on the whole, been much more of a "catch up on sleep in-between alienating the quiet right-wing followers I have" day than a "get anything productive done" day. Condolences.
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Today has, on the whole, been much more of a "catch up on sleep in-between alienating the quiet right-wing followers I have" day than a "get anything productive done" day. Condolences.
My heart bleeds for them. Especially after they perforate my chest for daring to walk down the street while carrying a dangerous-looking sandwich
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
My heart bleeds for them. Especially after they perforate my chest for daring to walk down the street while carrying a dangerous-looking sandwich
I'm sure they'll try for "We The People" next- just as I'm sure I'll have my teeth pistol-whipped in by Second Amendment Steve when he catches me goin' "weedapeepoo" in a baby voice to make fun of the stupid full-tailgate WtP decal on his truck
Nope. The Gadsden Flag used to stand for a quasi-noble idea, but I've seen it on too many 40'-tall flagpoles in a McMansion's 9-acre front yard and on the front plate holder of too many blacked-out extended-cab Chevy Compensator Diesel HD pickup trucks; it only serves to identify elite privelege.
January 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I'm sure they'll try for "We The People" next- just as I'm sure I'll have my teeth pistol-whipped in by Second Amendment Steve when he catches me goin' "weedapeepoo" in a baby voice to make fun of the stupid full-tailgate WtP decal on his truck
Nope. The Gadsden Flag used to stand for a quasi-noble idea, but I've seen it on too many 40'-tall flagpoles in a McMansion's 9-acre front yard and on the front plate holder of too many blacked-out extended-cab Chevy Compensator Diesel HD pickup trucks; it only serves to identify elite privelege.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Nope. The Gadsden Flag used to stand for a quasi-noble idea, but I've seen it on too many 40'-tall flagpoles in a McMansion's 9-acre front yard and on the front plate holder of too many blacked-out extended-cab Chevy Compensator Diesel HD pickup trucks; it only serves to identify elite privelege.
At what point does overtime pay become more valuable than sleep
(The answer is "sleep is always more valuable, stupid. Stop picking up the phone")
(The answer is "sleep is always more valuable, stupid. Stop picking up the phone")
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 AM
At what point does overtime pay become more valuable than sleep
(The answer is "sleep is always more valuable, stupid. Stop picking up the phone")
(The answer is "sleep is always more valuable, stupid. Stop picking up the phone")
This anime looks all right, but look closer-- his safety is still on! His tunic is untucked! And his boot is untied!
What's with all this xabungling?!
What's with all this xabungling?!
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 AM
This anime looks all right, but look closer-- his safety is still on! His tunic is untucked! And his boot is untied!
What's with all this xabungling?!
What's with all this xabungling?!
Gonna tell my friend's kid this is how babies are made
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Gonna tell my friend's kid this is how babies are made
...Sheesh. where do I even START with this room.
This is the Studio; it is, uands-down, the most cluttered room in the house. Wanna make room for a table/desk for building and painting models, but every piece is linked to at least a couple others that need de-cluttering first 🫤
This is the Studio; it is, uands-down, the most cluttered room in the house. Wanna make room for a table/desk for building and painting models, but every piece is linked to at least a couple others that need de-cluttering first 🫤
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
...Sheesh. where do I even START with this room.
This is the Studio; it is, uands-down, the most cluttered room in the house. Wanna make room for a table/desk for building and painting models, but every piece is linked to at least a couple others that need de-cluttering first 🫤
This is the Studio; it is, uands-down, the most cluttered room in the house. Wanna make room for a table/desk for building and painting models, but every piece is linked to at least a couple others that need de-cluttering first 🫤
On one hand, I'm having a *lot* of fun with this one and it's cleaning up really nicely
On the other, I am on my 14th consecutive day of getting up at 6AM for work and I am *dying* for a nap
On the other, I am on my 14th consecutive day of getting up at 6AM for work and I am *dying* for a nap
January 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
On one hand, I'm having a *lot* of fun with this one and it's cleaning up really nicely
On the other, I am on my 14th consecutive day of getting up at 6AM for work and I am *dying* for a nap
On the other, I am on my 14th consecutive day of getting up at 6AM for work and I am *dying* for a nap
Give him a bad German accent, you cowards
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Give him a bad German accent, you cowards
CLAWGLIP
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
CLAWGLIP
Same
I should draw more Birdo smut
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Same