Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
CAR
TRAVEL
CRABS
Guess it HAS been a while since I went to the beach
TRAVEL
CRABS
Guess it HAS been a while since I went to the beach
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
CAR
TRAVEL
CRABS
Guess it HAS been a while since I went to the beach
TRAVEL
CRABS
Guess it HAS been a while since I went to the beach
Planned to start a new project tonight, but ended up Tired Out after yard work, so I set up my Cintiq (and another monitor) on my Linux Mint test system to check how feasible it'd be to run Clip Studio Paint in a Win10 virtual machine
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Planned to start a new project tonight, but ended up Tired Out after yard work, so I set up my Cintiq (and another monitor) on my Linux Mint test system to check how feasible it'd be to run Clip Studio Paint in a Win10 virtual machine
Sports Sketch series continues with Diamond Tiara rushing to return her opponent's last smash!
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sports Sketch series continues with Diamond Tiara rushing to return her opponent's last smash!
FRED MUST PAINT THE WALL
One week early for our Patreon subscribers: @stuartgipp.bsky.social @dark1x.bsky.social & @tapirfortuna.bsky.social take things ALL the way back to prehistoric times (talk about retro!) for a conversation about The Flintstones
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November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
FRED MUST PAINT THE WALL
On the first screen of Level 2 of Castlevania, you can whip the wall to the right at the top of the first set of stairs to reveal an alcove. Walk into it, and a bonus-point crown rises up out of the floor below you. You don't have to go back down to collect it!
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
On the first screen of Level 2 of Castlevania, you can whip the wall to the right at the top of the first set of stairs to reveal an alcove. Walk into it, and a bonus-point crown rises up out of the floor below you. You don't have to go back down to collect it!
I'll make you a deal: quit shoving intrusive AI bullshit and spyware in your OS, make some meaningful improvements to the user experience/interface, and cut the cost of the device by about 25% and I'll upgrade every 3~4 years.
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'll make you a deal: quit shoving intrusive AI bullshit and spyware in your OS, make some meaningful improvements to the user experience/interface, and cut the cost of the device by about 25% and I'll upgrade every 3~4 years.
Yeah, rolls, easy pick. For one, it's unnecessary carbs.
We're a cornbread family, for another
We're a cornbread family, for another
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Yeah, rolls, easy pick. For one, it's unnecessary carbs.
We're a cornbread family, for another
We're a cornbread family, for another
A movie that takes place where you're from
Yeah, first closest takes place where I went to college, but it's a doozy
Yeah, first closest takes place where I went to college, but it's a doozy
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Yeah, first closest takes place where I went to college, but it's a doozy
Yeah, first closest takes place where I went to college, but it's a doozy
Well shoot, I think they liked it
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Well shoot, I think they liked it
Already eaten more at family Thanksgiving than I have all week to this point
We haven't even gotten into the desserts yet
We haven't even gotten into the desserts yet
a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo
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November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Already eaten more at family Thanksgiving than I have all week to this point
We haven't even gotten into the desserts yet
We haven't even gotten into the desserts yet
Reposted by Shaxbert 🔞
Defiant shiny princess
i definitely came full circle there lol, with the inspiration by @shaxbert.bsky.social and @onmodel3d.bsky.social
the Daisy model is from smutbase and her body is actually built from that Shantae model, so it was even easier for me to retopologize
smutba.se/project/92b9...
i definitely came full circle there lol, with the inspiration by @shaxbert.bsky.social and @onmodel3d.bsky.social
the Daisy model is from smutbase and her body is actually built from that Shantae model, so it was even easier for me to retopologize
smutba.se/project/92b9...
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Defiant shiny princess
i definitely came full circle there lol, with the inspiration by @shaxbert.bsky.social and @onmodel3d.bsky.social
the Daisy model is from smutbase and her body is actually built from that Shantae model, so it was even easier for me to retopologize
smutba.se/project/92b9...
i definitely came full circle there lol, with the inspiration by @shaxbert.bsky.social and @onmodel3d.bsky.social
the Daisy model is from smutbase and her body is actually built from that Shantae model, so it was even easier for me to retopologize
smutba.se/project/92b9...
TRIPLE-SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
TRIPLE-SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
Snake people, man. Think I'll just stick to drawin 'em wrapped around princesses, thank you very much.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Snake people, man. Think I'll just stick to drawin 'em wrapped around princesses, thank you very much.
There was a disclaimer at the beginning of the movie (Sssssss, 1973); this is a real python eating a real shoe.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
There was a disclaimer at the beginning of the movie (Sssssss, 1973); this is a real python eating a real shoe.
Reposted by Shaxbert 🔞
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November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
oh
Put it on the Super Mario Galaxy Movie soundtrack, Illumination, ya cowards
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Put it on the Super Mario Galaxy Movie soundtrack, Illumination, ya cowards
Reposted by Shaxbert 🔞
HE'S STEALIN' MY LOOK
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
HE'S STEALIN' MY LOOK
Reckon it's about that time again
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Reckon it's about that time again
Hope Rides Alone...?
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hope Rides Alone...?
Got the feeling this is a dwarf office
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Got the feeling this is a dwarf office
Checked AP to see what everyone's Mad about this time, but got distracted by how ridiculous the chosen-by-a-cat game has gotten
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Checked AP to see what everyone's Mad about this time, but got distracted by how ridiculous the chosen-by-a-cat game has gotten