Pit of despair
spatten123.bsky.social
Pit of despair
@spatten123.bsky.social
low quality shitposter
I could see that tipped ball from my small ass TV. Cheffers got together with his blind crew and threw a flag because he knew it couldn’t be challenged. He’s unfit to referee a high school game.
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
can someone explain the Sylvia Plath Halloween SNL joke to me so I can act superior like I understand it naturally when I show the skit to my friends
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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not now kitten, daddy is about to go nonverbal
September 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Super weird that the guy who was Practicing Politics The Right Way somehow magically seems to have a following so racist against Black people that him getting shot by a white person in the whitest state in USA results in 7 Black universities receiving terror threats.

What's this got to do with us?!
September 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.

New York Times tomorrow
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
me when I post “shooting people is bad actually”

u can’t even handle these morals
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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The entire modern conservative movement’s existence and future depends upon the base being kept inside a hermetically-sealed cable and social media bubble, so that they can tell them demonstrable lies about the real world. Tell them up is down, hot is cold, black is white, and be *believed*.
Apparently the city of LA has been burned to the ground.
June 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
May 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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One thing that is fairly clear at this point is that the entire point of whisking people out of the country with no due process in defiance of a judge's orders to put them into a foreign gulag *was so they could produce fascist content*.
March 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
a story in 4 screenshots
March 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?

casey anthony: so many
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
it’s kinda funny that by far the least annoying fans after the SuperBowl are Eagles fans
February 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
it’s giving “the front fell off” but without a hint of irony. Life really does imitate art huh
"Obviously it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that." -- Sean Duffy, our new secretary of transportation in the new awful administration.
January 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
we’re banning all foreign aid! (except for funding a genocide that’s obviously a top priority still)
January 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.
January 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
once John “Roger Taney” Roberts rules that Trump can use EOs to dismantle the constitution do we still have to pay taxes to an illegitimate government or what
January 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Capitalism IS broken but also this is the system working exactly as intended. Maybe once the oligarchs own 70% of the wealth we’ll actually bring out the guillotines like it’s 1789
The mainstream media may not discuss it, but here's the fact:

Three people —Musk, Bezos & Zuckerberg — now own more wealth than the bottom half of American society.

A handful of corporations control what is produced & the prices we pay.

Capitalism is broken.
January 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
me when my nonsense ban of TikTok for very serious and also imaginary reasons doesn’t actually force people to use the platforms owned by the same oligarchs who own me
I’m concerned that Americans are flocking to a number of adversary-owned social media platforms. We still need a comprehensive and risk-based approach to assessing and mitigating the risks of foreign-owned apps.
January 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Dusty, the board!!

(not for Mahomes but McDuffie)
This season’s Pro Bowl rosters:
January 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
look at the show they put on for the rich and powerful. it’s like damn we know you’re whipped but still
seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Y’all a copycat killer is already out there
December 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
me when I just learned the word ontologically
December 9, 2024 at 3:28 PM